Roster Archive (2022-2024).

Originally posted by dijo.


NAME - J.J. JAY!
HEIGHT - Short! (5’4)
WEIGHT - Chunky For His Height (164lbs)
DOB - N/A, looks early 30s
BILLED FROM - The Cosmos
ALIGNMENT - Beyond Alignments
FEUDS - vs. Chris Peacock
NON-FWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS -
FWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS -
- Competed in the first ever FWA Gauntlet Title match
- 3X Triple J Champion
- 8X 24/7 Champion
FWA W/L RECORD - 11-8-0

STYLE OF WRESTLING - Dirty Technical Troll. “Cosmic Horror” is naturally a pure wrestling oriented talent, but he’ll use every single dirty trick in the book no matter his alignment, and derives a great deal of pleasure from pissing off, mocking, and angering his opponents. Extended rest holds. Eye pokes. Low blows. Distracted referees. Removing the padding from the turnbuckle. 5 Counts. Attempting to take out his opponent far from the ring for the count out win. Exiting the ring in battle royals till the numbers are dwindled. He enjoys employing a Boston Crab as a finishing submission because of how supremely simple it is. Conversely, he employs one of the world’s most complicated submissions, the Paradise Lock as well. Like many of his idols, J.J. JAY! uses a mist attack in many of his matches, in his case a Pink Mist, temporarily blinding his opponent. He will often over extend the WMC DDT by tilt-a-whirling way more than necessary. He will still attempt the chokeslam on larger opponents, occasionally using a turnbuckle or chair to make up for the height differences.

GIMMICK - J.J. JAY! is an oddball. Though naturally a face, he has a shitton of heel tendencies. We’ve already covered his cheating habits, but “Cosmic Horror” is the sort of guy who is primarily motivated by the unexpected. He’s an anarchist & anti-conformist at heart. And very much a believer that chaos is a ladder, and he’s eager to see what’s at the other end of it. J.J. JAY!’s big advantage with his fans is that he’s never motivated out of malice.

THE BOOK - Tying into the above, “Cosmic Horror” tends to parade around with the “Book of Cosmos”, a self-help tome that appears to be empty of any words anyone else might see, but J.J. JAY! treats it like a near bible and actively refers to it, especially when defending his actions. No one knows if he’s serious or not.

ENTRANCE - A la the music video for No Love, the arena is bathed in near darkness with a "hot pink" filtered version of everyone. He comes out from the crowd after the camera ventures around to find him & tends to take his sweet ass time getting to the ring. He will sign autographs on the way and happily take pictures. He wears a Chtulhu-style mask during his entrance. It's not completely uncommon for his opponents to attack him before the match to get him in the ring. J.J. JAY! knows to make the most out of every entrance because it might be your last, and also FWA's got a big entrance budget.

MOVESET - Backhand Slap, Cosmic Stretch (Octopus Hold), Front Flip Axe Handle, Back Flip Back Rake, Shin Kick, Double Underhook DDT, Headlock, Rest Holds, Limb Stomps, Biting, Finger Cracking, Hair Pulling.

SUBMISSION FINISHERS - Boston Crab. Paradise Lock. Sleeper Hold (Larger Opponents).

REGULAR FINISHERS - Chokeslam (Smaller Opponents). WMC (World’s Most Complicated) DDT (Extended Tilt-a-whirl inverted DDT) preceded by a Pink Mist spray.

THEME MUSIC - “No Love” - Death Grips

10 FUN FACTS -

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[*]Spicy food does not affect him at all.
[*]He once sold a “World” Title to pay off his student debt.
[*]He has won approximately 10% (73) of his career matches by count out.
[*]He has wrestled a two hour match and a three hour match. The three hour match began with a one hour staredown.
[*]He wears jock straps & goggles to every match to prevent eye pokes & low blows. He tapes his fingers too. He wears knee pads & elbow pads which are liable to have weapons in them. Referees beware. He will also use jock strap, goggles, wrist tapes to hurt his opponent (emotionally & physically) if he can.
[*]He’s accidentally joined 4 cults. Half of them in Mexico-based wrestling companies.
[*]He offers a handshake before & after every match (doesn’t always end well, given his tendencies) & loves starting matches with tests of strength or shoulder tackle competitions. 50/50 chance he cheats.
[*]He runs a very successful cameo account.
[*]He was a gymnast in his youth. Alas, he only enjoys showing his athletic skills when he feels there’s very little risk, and he’ll usually end it anticlimactically with a rake, eye poke, axe handle, or whatever else he can think of.
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2020 RECORD - 3-1

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[*]J.J. JAY! def. Mike Valander [1-1]
[*]J.J. JAY! def. Saus X [2-1]
[*]J.J. JAY! def. Eli Black [3-1]
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2021 RECORD - 9-9

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[*]J.J. JAY! & Gerald Grayson def. Konchu Hao & HUMANITY [5-1]
[*]Michelle von Horrowitz def. J.J. JAY! [5-2]
[*]Konchu Hao def. J.J. JAY! & Gerald Grayson in a Madman's Mayhem Match [5-3]
[*]Michelle von Horrowitz won the Carnal Contendership [5-4]
[*]J.J. JAY! & Quiet def. The Diamond Dogs [6-4]
[*]Chris Peacock & Michelle von Horrowitz def. J.J. JAY! & Saint Sulley + Konchu Hao & Mike Parr [6-5]
[*]Cyrus Truth & Konchu Hao def. Captain Fantasy & J.J. JAY! [6-6]
[*]J.J. JAY! def. Chris Peacock [7-6]
[*]J.J. JAY! def. Konchu Hao [8-6]
[*]Chris Peacock def. J.J. JAY! for the FWA X Championship [8-7]
[*]Chtlhu's Nephews def. Chris Peacock & Friends for the FWA X Championship in a Cosmic Playground Match [9-7]
[*]J.J. JAY! def. Sauce Man [10-7]
[*]J.J. JAY! def. Kayden Knox, Kleio De Santos & Nate Savage for the FWA X Championship in a X Rules Match [11-7]
[*]Kayden Knox def. J.J. JAY! for the FWA X Championship in a X Rules Match [11-8]
[*]J.J. JAY! def. Krash in a Lumberjack Match [12-8]
[*]Team Krash def. Team Uncle in a Cibernetico Match [12-9]
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2022 RECORD - 7-3

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[*]Jeremy Best def. J.J. JAY! [13-10]
[*]Michelle von Horrowitz def. J.J. JAY! [13-11]
[*]Cthulhu's Nephews def. Tonerville in Grouse Mountain [14-11]
[*]J.J. JAY! def. Danny Toner at The Grand March [15-11]
[*]Danny Toner won the Carnal Contendership [15-12]
[*]Chris Peacock, Danny Toner, Devin Golden & Nova Diamond def. J.J. JAY!, Michelle von Horrowitz, Thomas West & Gerald Grayson [15-13]
[*]J.J. JAY! & Quiet def. PONI BOI [16-13]
[*]Fallout Nephews Branch def. Pseudo Meltdown Nephews Branch [17-13]
[*]Fallout Nephews Branch (J.J. JAY!, The Leviathans, Maid of Death & NOE-I) def. Meltdown Nephews Branch (MvH, Gerald Grayson, Harry the Sane Wizard, Thomas West & NOT_Quiet) in a Cosmic Playground Match [18-13]
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Cosmic Tales -

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[*]Book 2: Fuck Scene Setting
[*]Book 3: All Beholders Go To Heaven
[*]Book 4: Cheat Until I Get My Win
[*]Book 5: A Heist
[*]Book 6 w/ Gerald Grayson: Not Again
[*]Book 7: Ode to the Dreamer
[*]Book 8: TITLE: Ahh, barren like a desert.
[*]Book 9: This is a title so the top of this RP doesn't look so bland. Please don't penalize me for my lack of fancy formatting. You wouldn't deduct points from War & Peace for that.
[*]Book 10: THOMAS WEST PODCAST: West-DEBUT EPISODE! ft. J.J. JAY!
[*]Book 11: w/ Captain Fantasy: IS THIS A CROSSOVER EPISODE?
[*]Book 12: THIS IS A LOVE STORY ♥♥♥
[*]Book 13: The Nephews Go On a Roadtrip ft. The Nibling
[*]Book 14: The Nephews Solve a Mystery ft. Reverse-Patches
[*]Book 15: The Nephews Take Over the Sauce Business ft. Megalodon Man & Gator Guy
[*]Book 16: The Nephews Roll the Infinity-Sided Dice ft. way too many fucking people
[*]Book 17: The Nephews Seek Atonement
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Cosmic Characters (TBC) -

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Originally posted by dijo.


NAME - ”He’s a Podcast Host” Thomas West
HEIGHT - 6 ft 4
WEIGHT - 290 pounds
AGE - 31
BILLED FROM - Everywhere
ALIGNMENT - Beyond Alignments
FEUDS - N/A
NON-FWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS - Unknown
FWA ACCOMPLISHMENTS -
- None
FWA W/L RECORD - 1-1-0


STYLE OF WRESTLING - Thomas West loves to get into fist fights. He loves to toss people around. He loves to toss his body at people. He’s not afraid to get hurt. He might enjoy getting hurt. He loves getting into pointless contests with opponents. Tests of strength. Submission matches (which he sucks at). High risks taking contests (which isn’t good for anyone). Headbutt battles. Forearms. Elbows. Cane shots. Lighttubes. Thomas West is just a sucker for a good fight. He loves to showboat and will deliberately celebrate an offense long enough for his opponent to recover. He loves to toss opponents around when he’s not challenging them to striking contests or trying to show off an impressive but still average high flying ability.

Thomas West can costs himself matches in stupid fashions sometimes. He’s lazy with pins and will often take them just to showboat (putting a boot on them for example), he prefers ending a match decisively via knockout or submission. He will also allow a 10 second count out. He cares more about winning dramatically than winning. He is known for being a slippery wrestler thanks to his excessive use of oil.

GIMMICK - He’s a Podcaster. He hosts a podcasts. He’s got a million stories to tell. Some of them are interesting. Some of them are not. Some of them are real. Most of them are not. But he swears by most of them. The guests really doesn’t matter. He’s confident he can get over on the podcast gimmick. His back up gimmick is that he’s the Master of Disguise. He claims he can make the perfect costume and he uses that to change into anyone he wants and compares it to Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible and that one chick on reddit. He has no explanation for the height/weight difference. He’s also Captain Fantasy and Quiet. J.J. JAY! does not contest this fact. Alleged rumor he is actually Donny Toner too. We will work to confirm.

Other backstory is he was once a member of The Dark Watch whereby he saw some interesting stuff in the underworld. He occasionally, unbeknownst to Lilith (he thinks?), went on adventures with Uncle - Cosmic Horror - J.J. JAY!. Eventually he “left”(allegedly?) the Dark Watch and spent a shitton of time in the cosmos & multiverse traveling where he mastered the art of the disguise, so says he. He claims to have lived through a thousand lifetimes through that. Hence, the podcast.

Otherwise, he's a joyous dude who wants to be super famous, loves himself, is absolutely positive, enjoys competition and is happy to tell you a good story. Whenever he can be bothered to remember, he also brings up his Oil Me Up catchline.

ROLE - He’s working to get a primary role in the FWA but Uncle’s main event role and his successful identity as Captain Fantasy prevent him from getting on the card. He’s in competition with Quiet to get a regular role in the FWA. Although he is sometimes seen with Quiet, he claims that people shouldn’t try to unmask Quiet just to prove they’re not the same. First off, Quiet will kill you. Secondly, you’re going to break reality.

ENTRANCE - Thomas West follows the route of Uncle and comes through the crowd though the camera generally doesn’t have to look very far to find him. He’s immediately working the crowd for autographs, signatures, pictures. Anything. He loves the fame.

MOVESET - Clothelines, Forearms, Military Press, Splashes, Hurricanrannas (to showboat his athleticism), Airplane Spins, Big Swings, Corner Stomps, Samoan Drops, Headbutts, Suplex Variations. He will use certain moves like German Suplexes or Dragon Suplexes or Hurricanrannas repeatedly just to see how long he can do them. Suicide Dive. Rolling Elbow/Boots/Punches.

SUBMISSION FINISHERS - Submission Finisher #1 (Rear Naked Choke)

REGULAR FINISHERS - Finisher #1 (Ground & Pound), Finisher #2 (Spin-Out Fireman’s Carry Buster), Finisher #3 (Short-Arm Clothesline)

THEME MUSIC - “Whatta Man (Good man)” - I.O.I



Claims -

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[*]Quiet
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2021 RECORD -

Originally posted by dijo.

Originally posted by SupineSnake,

Name: Kha’’rina Halruzh.
Nicknames:
- ‘the huntress’
- ‘runaway’
(first given to her derisively by the K1 government, later taken on by Kha’’rina herself)

Billed from: The Failed Republic of Khaled-1.
Height: 1.65m.
Weight: 64kg.
Date of Birth (Earth Equivalent): 29/02/2004.

Wrestling style: submission specialist with high-flying elements.

Back story: quiet and solemn bounty hunter, peripheral contact of the Nephews.

Moveset:
Finishers:
- Octopus stretch (learned from Uncle).
- Sisyphus’ Boulder [leg scissors with endless elbow strikes to the head].
- Double moonsault (last ditch).

Signatures:
- Cattle Mutilation (learned from Michelle).
- [lasso from El Paso].
- [crossface chickenwing].
- [lotus lock]
- Poisonrana.
- Tree of woe with stomps and dropkicks.
- Fire thunder driver.
- Khaled Skies [springboard shotgun dropkick].
- Ocean Deep [rock bottom].

Regular moves:
Submissions.
- Front chancery.
- STF.
- Muta lock (named after the Muta race of the Fourth Quadrant).
- Body scissors.
- Boston crab.
- Single-leg boston crab.
- Gory special.
- Mexican surfboard.
- Heel hook.
- Indian deathlock.
- Half nelson choke.
- Pentagram choke.
- Rear naked choke.

Grapple.
- Hurricanrana.
- DDT.
- Reverse DDT.
- Inverted DDT.
- Invented DDT.
- Piledriver.
- Swinging neckbreaker.
- Code red.

Strikes.
- European uppercuts.
- Forearm strikes.
- Headbutts.
- Chop block.
- Dropkick variants.
- Enziguri.

Aerial.
- Anything springboard (learned from Gerald).
- Frog-splash crossbody.
- Triple shooting star press.

Entrance Music: “Instrumental” by Black Country, New Road.
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Pic base: Sofia Boutella.

Human form:


True (half-Lumien form):


Kaiju final form:

Originally posted by Jam.

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Michelle von Horrowitz and Gerald Grayson are...
The Grayson and von Horrowitz Connection
Colloquially known as: "Cthulhu's Nephews: Meltdown Branch"

Entrance Music: “Cochise” by Audioslave
With FULL firework display as depicted in the above music video for EVERY tag team match.

Tag Team Offense

Finishers
Combination Grapevined Ankle Lock (MvH) and 'Sky High' Double Jump Moonsault (GG).
Combination Figure 4 Leg Lock (GG) and 450 Splash (MvH).

Signatures
EVERYthing Springboard: Michelle and Gerald set up on adjacent aprons to hit, simultaneously, springboard clotheslines or dropkicks (or some variant thereof).
East Berlin Violence Party: GG will hold the opponent in a rear waist lock for MvH to connect with a mule kick, forearm strikes, European uppercuts and a step-up enziguri or super kick, followed by a high-angle German suplex (with bridge) from Grayson.
Alice the Camel: Combination stretch muffler (Michelle) and camel clutch (Gerald).

History, in-ring style and team dynamic
Originally put together as part of 2020’s Elite Tag Team Classic, the two got off on the wrong foot thanks to Gerald Grayson directly benefiting from the lead pipe attack on MvH, as he managed to capture the FWA X Division Championship after she vacated it. This led to a rocky start for the pair, though over time they developed into an odd couple with a shared purpose. They came up just short in the tournament, losing in the final match at Mile High 2020 against Golden Rock, who would go on to feud with TxR and later the Gang Stars in widely applauded tag team matches whilst Gerald Grayson and MvH quietly went their separate ways.

This was, of course, thanks to their separation in the brand split, with Grayson going to Fallout and von Horrowitz finding herself on Meltdown. Grayson’s trade to Meltdown as part of the Mile High 2021 show, and their subsequent reunion at the climax of Michelle’s match against Cyrus Truth, indicated that they would soon reform to again hunt the FWA World Tag Team Championships. This was confirmed by Jon Russnow’s announcement of ‘Tag Warz’ later in the evening, for which the Grayson and von Horrowitz Connection will reunite. The duo have also declared their entry into the forthcoming Tag Team Classic, a cross-brand tournament with the Clique Wrestling Alliance.

As mentioned, von Horrowitz and Grayson are a bit of an odd couple, with MvH always looking to bend or stretch the rules as much as she can, whilst Gerald Grayson acts as the voice of reason and justice, and will often talk her out of some of her more dastardly strategic decisions. For instance, Michelle might get a table out, set it up, and then turn back to her desired victim, only to find the table has been put away by the time she returns to it. Turnbuckle covers will be reattached, steel chairs removed from ringside as a pre-emptive measure, etc etc.

MvH still relies on her technical-brawling style but highlights the high flying aspects of her in-ring style, with Grayson sticking to his speed-based offense.[/CENTER]

Originally posted by OMB.

Originally posted by PheTomenal.