Ton Tonton (et Ses Neveux?)

STYLE OF WRESTLING: 'Pure' Wrestler. J.J. JI! has read every rule book in the wrestling game. It's the very first task they undertake upon signing with any professional wrestling outfit. After all, when one knows the rules, they thereafter know how to break, exploit, twist, and on occasion, respectfully apply said rules.

But J.J. JI! isn't just interested in theory, they're a student of every facet of the game. They study and experience and interrogate the culture. The maneuvers in its innumerable variations, redubbing, rope-aided-modifications, super-prefixed alterations, and original vintage depictions. The fans in their gold-fish minded, show-hijacking, patriotic-driven, flip-flopping multitudes. The expectations of the myriad of eyes watching on. The staff, from ringside officials to ring assembly-people to caterers to the underappreciated statisticians and therapists. Their knowledge extends to the very girth of the ring ropes. To the credibility of the table manufacturers who have so kindly provided their craftmanship for the announcer's monitor-holding, drink-bearing, note-keeping flat-topped furniture. How else to know when a table might betray you and defy shattering upon an attempted high risk high flying death defying gif-worthy spot-monkey-embracing splash?

These are the vital ingredients that J.J. JI! that have made Tonton forever peerless in the domain of the squared (octogonal/hexagonal/triangle/other-angle) circle. Yet, Ton Tonton has never been entirely selfish. Never been one not to give back enough of a percentage of their profits as to appear not philantropic and charitable to surface-level gazes. So, yes, while all of this knowledge has been accrued for many selfish purposes, one among them is also, in a sense, quite generous and unselfish. This purpose: To pass this knowledge on, expanding the boundaries of the wrestling game, and revealing entirely new dimensions. 

Of course, with a knowledge of the (wrestling) arts comprehensive enough to fill the Library of Alexandria, one must wonder where does J.J. JI! even begin in this task of mass uplifting (of the unwashed masses)? J.J. JI! applies a straightforward framework - the exploitation of weaknesses. The critical strike. An all-encompassing focus in dismantling the entire structure with the removal of the one most valuable screw. Limb work, some might simplify it too. Or closed love one work. Or a bit of rage bait... work. But those undercut the brilliance by which Tonton executes these plots. How all of that accumulated knowledge is pressed towards that goal.

And how underneath such pressure, diamonds are revealed on occasion. 

GIMMICK: Ton Tonton. Cosmic Horror. Inter/Meta/Trans-Dimensional Traveler. Wrestling Afficionado. Anti-Authoritarian*. Licensed Pilot. Tentacle'd. Hard Capped at 5% for your safety. Possessor of the Book of Cosmos. Friend to the Cephalopods. Master of 5D Go. Nightmarer. Footgrabber. Pinkhead. An Aspect of the Cosmos that is Not Indifferent. 

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MOVESET: Backhand Slap, Cosmic Stretch (Octopus Hold), Front Flip Axe Handle, Back Flip Back Rake, Shin Kick, Double Underhook DDT, Headlock, Rest Holds, Limb Stomps, Biting, Finger Cracking, Hair Pulling, Spitting, Rope Rubs, Knee Clipping, Choking (with a Spare Tentacle), Bandage/Attire Ripping, Bear Hug, Paper Cuts, Hardest Part of the Ring Pile Driver Trilogy, Ringside Mat Removal DDT

SUBMISSION FINISHERS: Boston Crab. Paradise Lock. Sleeper Hold (Larger Opponents). Preceded by Pink Mists for Rope Blindness Purposes.

REGULAR FINISHERS: Chokeslam (Smaller Opponents). WMC (World’s Most Complicated) DDT (Extended Tilt-a-whirl inverted DDT) preceded by a Pink Mist Spray for Ring Awareness Blindness Purposes.

THEME SONG: "Spaceboy Pinkhead" - Grande Mahogany**