Back in Business XVIII || Night One Results.
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the
FANTASY
WRESTLING
ALLIANCE
proudly presents
BACK IN BUSINESS
XVIII
Live from Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York, USA.
Saturday 10th August.
NIGHT ONE.
We open with a wide shot of the arena, noticeably with no PPV opening theme song playing in the background (do we do those?), but with a soundtrack of eighteen and a half thousand rabid and partisan FWA fans repeatedly chanting the company’s name.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Welcome, wrestling fans, to the biggest event in the professional wrestling calendar… welcome to Madison Square Garden in New York City… welcome… to the eighteenth instalment of Back in Business!!"
Konchu Hao: "As a veteran of three Back in Businesses and one X4, Jean-Luc, it’s an honour to be here next to you - my fifth best friend in the FWA - in order to call all of the action from both nights of this extravaganza!!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "We’re only doing the fir -- yes, Konchu. A great honour!"
The camera pans over the audience, revealing a series of signs being brandished by the enthusiastic fans: ‘SUMMER’S OVER’, ‘XYZITE’ (with an arrow pointing down), ‘WE MISS LIZZIE’, ‘WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT?’, ‘[REDACTED]’, ‘TONER COUNTRY’, ‘ALLEN PRICE BLOWS’, ‘BRING BACK PPV THEMES’, ‘BROOKLYN FOR STEINER;, ‘BURN BUDDY BURN’, ‘EXILE’ (with an arrow pointing down), ‘GET RID OF PPV THEMES’, ‘MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS’, ‘FREE PALESTINE’. ‘CHRIS PEACOCK IS AS EDGY AS A SATSUMA’, ‘KONCHU FOR PRESIDENT’, and ‘TRUMP FOR PRIMOGEN OF THE BLACK MASS’ are visible amongst many others.
And, dotted amongst them all, we see a large number of individual sets of ‘K’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘S’, ‘H’ fans, from the front row up to the rafters. That particular match-up might not be until Night Two, but there’s an excitement in the air for it ahead of time nonetheless.
After this sweeping shot of the crowd, we settle on the commentary desk, with JLW doing his best to comfort us with a welcoming smile, whilst Konchu looks slightly wide-eyed and manic next to him.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "You already mentioned the X4, Konchu, and Bellatrix Bordeaux’s first round match-up against Aaron Harrows is one of three championship matches scheduled for Night One. We’ll also see XYZ try to finally get his hands on championship gold in the FWA, as he challenges for the Television title against long-time rival Kleio De Santos."
Konchu Hao: "And then there’s our main event, featuring a team that I’ve been to war with myself as part of Dark Roads Alliance trying to reclaim their gold. I’m talking, of course, about Alyster Black and Chris Peacock of FTN, who will challenge Randy Ramon and Danny Toner for the FWA World Tag Team Championships."
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Tommy Bedlam will face Brooklyn Steiner in a parking lot brawl, Sawyer Xavier will go one-on-one with Nova Taylor, and the X4 semi-finals are rounded out by Vengador and Johnny Johnson. But first: a rivalry that has become very personal, and has built over the course of a whole year since last night’s Night One in Mexico City. I’m talking, of course, about Dreamer and Der Basterd. But, at least according to my sources backstage, it appears that Shawn Summers is still on his way to the arena…"
We cut to a different feed, which opens on a limousine. The man in the back of it - blonde haired and smiling (or more smirking) - is staring through an open window, the unmistakable sight of New York rolling by outside. He presses a button to wind them up, the tinted windows hiding the scene on the other side of them.
Shawn Summers: "It’s here, ladies and gentlemen: Back in Business XVIII. The biggest night of the year, and the biggest match of our tulip’s career, even if she doesn’t know it yet. As befitting such a grand occasion, I thought I should begin the broadcast by addressing all of you. Against Rupert’s better judgement, that is. He thinks I should be getting ready for Michelle. But she knows better than anyone how ready for her I am."
A pause to allow his grin to resonate.
Shawn Summers: "Now, I don’t usually wear my ring gear when in my limousine. In fact, Rupert here thinks it quite uncouth…"
Watkins, sitting opposite Summers, shuffles uncomfortably, the leather upholstery squeaking slightly as his suit rubs against it. Summers is wearing his gear and a shimmering white jacket, zipped up, sequined and sparkling under the limo’s low light.
Shawn Summers: "But I’d much rather spend as little time as possible at Madison Square Garden. It’s something about the East Coast. The big apple? Tastes rotten to me. I don’t usually travel with a cameraman, either. Three’s a crowd, you know? Tonight is special, though. I thought I’d pull back the curtain..."
The car, which has been static since we joined Summers in the back of it, finally begins to move, eliciting a more sincere smile from Shawn. This only lasts a few moments, though, with the car abruptly stopping again, the sound of dozens of New Yorkers simultaneously honking their horns in frustration muffled but audible through the car.
Shawn Summers: "Don’t you just hate traffic? I’m going to be late. Driver? Driv --"
Der Basterd’s query to the driver, whatever that might be, never gets verbalised, because - quite suddenly - the door of his car is opened and the wrestler is pulled out of it. The crowd, still several blocks away in the confines in the arena, first gasps and then pops. Rupert Watkins looks on aghast. The cameraman sits for a moment, perhaps too shocked to do anything else.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Get after them! What are we paying you for?!"
As if he can hear Jean-Luc (he can’t, and therefore can’t correct him by pointing out that he’s being paid directly by Mr. Summers), the cameraman clambers to the end of the limousine and leaps out of the door. When he finally re-aligns his camera, we find - to nobody’s surprise - Michelle von Horrowitz throwing Shawn Summers over the hood of an adjacent Chevrolet Camaro!
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Looks like we’re getting right into the action here, with Michelle von Horrowitz and Shawn Summers not quite with us in Madison Square Garden. Instead, they’re… well, I’m not quite sure where they are!"
Konchu Hao: "I’d wager they’re in New York, Jean-Luc."
Michelle climbs up onto the hood, garnering ire from its driver…
Chevrolet Driver: “Hey! I’m driving here!"
Dreamer ignores him, instead surveying Summers as he climbs to his feet. The cameraman momentarily pans upwards, revealing the Empire State Building looming overhead, before showing Michelle von horrowitz diving off the hood of the Chevrolet with a cross-body!
… but Summers catches her!! He carries her over toward a parking meter, dropping her onto it with a snake’s eyes! And then he takes her over on the sidewalk with a clothesline! Der Basterd proceeds to stumble backwards onto the sidewalk himself, before he drags himself up to his feet and dusts himself off, before quickly hurrying towards a nearby yellow cab. He tries to dive into the back of it, but Michelle prevents him from doing so, first slamming his head off the top off the cab and then closing the door onto his right hand. Der Basted staggers backward, but Michelle collects him, and drives him down onto the nearby curb with a Russian leg sweep!
Michelle throws Shawn into the front of the building, before delivering a drop toe hold onto a nearby bench in the plaza. The pair then disappear up West 33rd Street, the cameraman hustling to follow them, continuing their brawl against a backdrop of gridlock. Michelle drags Summers over towards a stationary, driverless Toyota Camry and places him in a front facelock…
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Michelle maybe going for a suplex or a brainbuster here, but Summers digs his heels in, maybe sensing his peril… and then delivers a snap suplex of his own!"
Michelle is dropped onto the sidewalk in front of a dim sum restaurant, a crowd gathering from the outdoor areas of nearby bars. They don’t seem to be FWA fans, and seem somewhat perplexed when Summers clutches von Horrowitz and drags her to her feet in a bearhug… before throwing her overhead with a belly-to-belly suplex!! Onto the hood of the Camry!!
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Wipe Out from Shawn Summers, sending MvH onto and over the hood of that car! Dreamer crawls away between the cars of that traffic jam, with Summers in hot pursuit…"
Konchu Hao: "Michelle climbs up onto the roof of a four-by-four, helmed by a currently unsuspecting driver, perhaps in an attempt to get away from Der Basterd. But rats are good climbers! He follows her up there!"
The driver gets out of his car, but surprisingly decides to film the incident on his cell phone instead of interjecting. Michelle is up to her knees, Summers standing over her, and he drags her head into position between his legs, maybe looking for Midsommar on top of the Jeep. Dreamer, though, drops down to a knee, and drives her forearm upwards with a vicious low blow!!
Konchu Hao: "That’s one way to turn the tide…"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Summers drops down to his knees, and it’s Michelle’s turn to drag his head into position. She hooks both arms… TIGER DRIVER ‘98!! The roof of the Jeep caves in!!"
Michelle immediately climbs down from the roof, grabbing Summers by the scruff of his neck and pulling him down onto the hood. She is standing next to the car as she hooks both arms again, this time with Der Basterd in a front facelock. She pulls his torso parallel to the road, his legs still draped over the hood… and spikes him down onto the road with a DDT!!
MvH is breathing heavily, but with the traffic beginning to move she deems it prudent to collect Summers and drag him out of the road on the other side of it. Cars honk their horns as she holds them up, but she takes her time and Irish whips Der Basterd into the front of a bus bound for the Port Authority Bus Terminal. Summers stumbles onto the sidewalk and into the busy, pedestrianised area where Broadway crosses 33rd and 6th. A large crowd has gathered now, some - who are privy to exactly what they are witnessing - cheering but most are simply filming the incident on their phones. As Der Basterd turns to face his opponent (or future opponent, technically, as the match hasn’t begun) he sees her charging towards him, and that the last moment he’s able to telegraph and sidestep the attack, collecting Dreamer in a rear waistlock, and throwing her backwards with a release German suplex!!
After sucking in a few deep lung-fulls of oxygen, Summers collects Michelle and drags her over to the 6th Street crossing, where he waits patiently for the signal whilst delivering a half-dozen-ish European uppercuts to Dreamer. Eventually, the signal turns green, and Summers throws Michelle onto the crossing, backing her across it with a series of forearms. Before they get to the other sidewalk, Summers kicks her in the midsection, and this time lifts Michelle up onto his shoulders…
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Shawn Summers looking for a powerbomb here… but reversal from MvH! She sends him sprawling onto the sidewalk with a hurricanrana!!"
It’s Summers’ turn to crawl away, and he spots a stationary pick-up truck. Perhaps in an attempt to escape, he climbs into the back of it, but owing to the red lights ahead Michelle (as well as the cameraman) is able to follow him in. Summers attempts to fend her off with some right hands, but she steps out of range before striking him with a knee raise. Shawn stumbles backwards into the corner of the cargo bed as the pick-up truck begins to move, with Dreamer gripping onto the side for stability as well as to lay in some stomps!
The cameraman pans up from the stomping Dreamer to the road ahead, with Madison Square Garden now clearly visible just half a block up. Michelle sees it too, and she grabs Der Basterd by the scruff of the neck, dragging him to the side of the moving pick-up truck… and then clotheslining over the side of it!!! Dreamer goes flying from the cargo bed too, with the crowd - still audible from inside the arena - losing it as both disappear from sight! The cameraman quickly creeps to the edge of the cargo bay, the two sprawled out on the sidewalk by the front entrance of Madison Square Garden, before the pick-up truck continues across the intersection and the pair are lost from view…
Fortunately, though, reinforcements arrive from inside the arena, with a pair of cameramen emerging through the doors, along with a team of security men who clear the way amongst late fans and passers by. MvH has risen to her feet, though is moving gingerly as she collects Summers and drags him towards the entrance. They pass by a rowdy queue - now FWA fans, their poor punctuality rewarded in an obscene twist of fate - on their way towards some revolving doors, but before they reach them Summers fights back with some elbows to the ribs, and then a rake of the eyes!!
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Underhanded tactics from Shawn Summers… I guess they’re even from the earlier low blow."
Konchu Hao: "All’s fair until they get into the ring, Jean-Luc. If they ever do."
Michelle recoils from the attack on her eyes, flinching and stumbling backwards, with Summers backing her up further with a discus elbow smash! Michelle falls back against one of the glass, revolving doors… AND SHAWN SUMMERS SPEARS HER RIGHT THROUGH IT!!!! The nearby fans, along with those in the arena, go wild again as the camera picks up Der Basterd and Dreamer lying amongst the broken glass, with Summers the first to start rising to his feet. The ticket and bag checkers don’t really know what to do as he drags his opponent through the area, the pair emerging into a grand, busy concourse, many of the fans seated nearby having made their way into it to see the brawl first hand. Security clear a way for Der Basterd, but he charges through them and into a bar area, throwing Michelle over an occupied table, drinks flying everywhere, and those sitting around it quickly dispersing as she crashes into them!
Michelle stubbornly fights up to her feet, but is greeted by a headbutt from Summers, followed by a boot to the gut that doubles her over. Summers collects her arms, hitting a double underhook suplex, sending Dreamer once again onto the top of the table she’s already crashed over. It’s not a pro wrestling table, though, and it doesn’t budge a centimetre, with Michelle instead sliding off it and into a heap on the ground.
Security are still keeping the fans back as Summers clutches both of Michelle’s wrists and drags her along the floor towards a turnstile, eventually giving up on the effort in favour of grabbing a handful of hair… only for MvH to bite his hand! He replies with an attempted backfist, but Michelle is able to duck underneath it and then hit a double leg takedown, following up with forearm strikes from a mounted position! Summers hastily throws up a guard, but he’s not able to deflect the impactful blows, Michelle only relenting in order to continue the assault with stomps. Eventually, she relents, grabbing Summers by the collar of his jacket and ripping it as she drags him along the ground, through the turnstile and into the arena.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Here they are! Dreamer and Der Basterd arrive in Madison Square Garden, and are heading towards the ring through this capacity crowd!"
The cameras pick up Dreamer dragging Summers along an aisle, through the fans, who are amped for the first in-stadium action of the evening. They boo, though, when Summers stops Michelle’s momentum by diving into the back of her knee with a chop block! Dreamer crumbles to the ground, with Summers finding his feet and shaking loose the cobwebs. He walks past a fan brandishing a sign reading ‘SHAWN SUMMERS EATS SPAGHETTI WITH HIS HANDS’, before hoisting Dreamer up around the midriff and slamming her back down onto the concrete aisle with a gutwrench suplex!
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Both of these competitors are breathing heavily already, having fought half-way across New York City already tonight!"
Konchu Hao: "Well, two blocks of Manhattan, but I understand the exaggeration. These two seem intent on killing one another, with no interest in pinfalls or submissions, except for the ultimate submission that is death."
Dreamer is crawling away from Summers, and he follows her down the aisle between fans, laying into her with frequent stomps, slowing her progress until she again collapses into a heap. Der Basterd poses over her body, much to the chagrin of the audience, who are not usually big fans of Michelle von Horrowitz but have seemingly made an exception given her opponent tonight. He grins at them, standing next to the barricade now, in sight of the ring, before collecting Michelle and throwing her over the barricade and into the ring-side area. Before following her, though, he gets distracted by another fan brandishing another sign. This one reads ‘SHAWN SUMMERS ATTENDS RIOTS IN ROTHERHAM’, which perplexes Der Basterd as much as the one about spaghetti. The fan proceeds to flip Summers the bird, causing him to rip the sign out of his hands, tearing it up into pieces and throwing it in the air in a gesture more reminiscent of Michelle von Horrowitz than Summers. The fan’s continued bird-flipping antics seem to amuse Der Basterd now, who laughs before turning back towards the barricade…
… and Michelle flies over it, catching Summers by the neck and taking him down with a blockbuster!!!
The crowd pops for the move, and Dreamer seemingly isn’t quite sure how to react to the positivity. She instead invests in the task at hand, throwing Summers over the barricade and then following him over.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "It looks like maybe Michelle is ready to move this one into the ring, and maybe then we can get things started officially…"
Konchu Hao: "I wouldn’t bank on it, Jean-Luc. Looks like she’s coming our way…"
Indeed, Dreamer makes a beeline to the announce desk, ripping off the cover and monitors as Konchu and Jean-Luc disperse from behind it. Michelle doesn’t turn back to Summers immediately, though, instead fishing beneath the ring and eventually finding a steel chair. This all gives Der Basterd valuable time to recover, though. When she approaches with the chair raised, he leaps to his feet and - almost in one fluid motion - delivers a standing dropkick, knocking the chair back into Michelle’s face! Dreamer hits the ground and the chair goes flying, Summers taking his time climbing back to a vertical base and grabbing a handful of Michelle’s hair. He leads her over to the announce desk and first throws her down face first onto it. He climbs up onto the top of the turnbuckle, careful at first whilst he tests how sturdy it is. When he’s confident it can take their combined weight, he hoists Michelle up onto it too, once more dragging her head into position between her legs. The commentators can’t illuminate us, having dropped their headsets in haste, but it appears obvious that he’s going for Midsommar again…
Just like earlier in the match, Michelle drops down to one knee, and then drives her forearm upwards towards Shawn’s netherregions. Only this time, Shawn is able to catch her wrist with both hands before she’s able to complete the low blow! He yanks her to her feet, both of them now standing on the announce desk, and winds up for a BIG headbutt. Maybe too big, though, as Dreamer is able to telegraph the attack, and quickly kicks upwards into the groin, delivering a second low blow at the second time of asking!
Once again, all of the air is driven from Summers, and he slumps down onto his knees. Michelle wastes no time in applying a front facelock, hooking the arm, and heaving Shawn Summers up into the air…
Jean-Luc Watkins (off-mic): "BRAAAAAINBUUUUUSTAAAAAAH!!"
Jean-Luc is so loud that we can hear him even without the headset, although the end of his cry is muffled by the imploding announce desk and the huge pop around the arena. The cameras show both competitors lying amongst the table debris, Michelle eventually rolling over onto her front and sucking in some deep breaths, though it is clear that the move - as well as the brawl in general - has taken a lot out of her too. She gets to her feet and staggers towards the ring, using the apron to prop herself up. We hear the announcers repositioning their headsets.
Konchu Hao: "Such carnage out here at ringside! Chaos!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "There’s no need to sound so happy about it, Konchu! Our table has been destroyed thanks to that brainbuster, and now Michelle is looking to do the same thing to those steel ring steps…"
Indeed, Dreamer removes the upper half of the steel steps and discards them, before dragging the lower half a little closer to Summers. Der Basterd is still barely moving after the brainbuster, but MvH gives him a helping hand with one fist full of his hair and the other around the collar of his jacket. She drags him over to the steps, climbing up the two steps and onto the square platform at the top. Once there, she looks to maneuver Summers into a pumphandle position..
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Is she looking for Psycho Driver #2 on top of those steel steps?! This could be bad news for Shawn Summers!"
Konchu Hao: "Couldn’t happen to a nicer Basterd, really…"
Summers is having none of it, though, reaching up with a free hand and digging his thumb into Michelle’s eye!! This causes some separation, but Summers quickly grasps her and again pulls her head into position between his legs. This time though - perhaps having learned from the two low blows he’s received earlier in the sprawling brawl - he proceeds to hook both of her arms before lifting her up…
Jean-Luc Watkins: "SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!"
The crowd loses their mind once more, leading to a raucous HOLY SHIT! chant in the arena.
Konchu Hao: "Michelle von Horrowitz might be broken in half, but Shawn Summers looks in no state to continue either!! Both are spent, and we haven’t yet heard the opening bell!"
Summers collapses backwards, falling from the short height of the steel steps and onto the floor. Michelle, meanwhile, lies spread eagled over the top of them, her back arched at an unholy angle, until eventually she slides down from the top of it and into a heap next to Summers. The crowd are still wild, impatiently cheering for the match to continue, but Der Basterd takes his time in finally rising to his knees and then his feet. He looks up at the official, waiting now impatiently and increasingly desperately for them to get things into the ring, and then picks Michelle up by the hair. He throws her under the bottom rope, Dreamer rolling away from him and into a heap in the corner. Then, finally, after one more disdainful look towards the official, Summers rolls in after her.
The official calls for the bell, and we are now OFFICIALLY underway…
Michelle rolls off Shawn, remaining in a seated position with her palms flat on the floor behind her. She’s breathing heavily, staring dead ahead of her, ghostly pale and somewhat aghast. She barely believes it’s over - that she’s won - and can’t bring herself to look over at Summers’ supine and beaten body. It’s only when her music begins to play and the announcement is made that she starts to believe...
Kurt Harrington: "Here is your winner… ‘Dreamer’... Michelle… von… HORROWITZ!!"
Dreamer climbs to her feet, but deliberately does so whilst facing away from Summers. She still hasn’t laid eyes on him since the three was counted.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "The official record books will read less than two minutes, but that only tells part of the story. An incredible brawl unfolded before the opening bell was even rung, and this could’ve gone either way once they finally found their way into the ring."
Konchu Hao: "It could have gone either way, but it went one way! And very quickly!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "I’m reminded of a match from three years ago between Devin Golden and Alyster Black from three years ago, and if history teaches me anything, it’s that a chaotic and brutal battle - like the one we witnessed tonight - usually means the feud is far from over."
On this ominous proclamation, Michelle climbs out of the ring, walking away from it without once looking back, as if an Orphean figure with enough restraint to escape the tragedy.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Folks, I’m getting word that there’s something going on backstage. We’ve got a camera on the way…yes. Yea. There he is.”
The camera cuts to the backstage area where the cameraman is running toward a familiar voice that’s heard in the distance.
Brooklyn Steiner: “BEDLAM! BEDLAM! Where the hell are you?”
Brooklyn Steiner is seen kicking open doors in the backstage area, obviously in pursuit of “The Cowboy” as the capacity crowd at Madison Square Garden goes into a frenzy.
Finally, a young man with a headset on points toward a long corridor that leads from the backstage area to the concourse. Brooklyn breaks into a slow trot as the cameraman finally catches up.
Brooklyn continues his pursuit as he passes a group of screaming fans who are waiting in line near the FWA merchandise table. For the first time, Steiner ignores the throngs of adoring fans.
Steiner goes around another corner where he’s met by a cheap shot from Bedlam who has a steel pipe in his hand. Bedlam swings the pipe directly into Steiner’s ribs, doubling “The Workhorse” over at his waist.
Bedlam hoists the pipe over his head to drive it into Steiner’s spine, but Brooklyn plants an elbow in Tommy’s midsection. It’s quickly followed by another as Bedlam drops the pipe.
Tommy jerks his arm away from Russnow, steps through the ropes, limps down the steps, obviously banged up from the fight that he’s just been through, and makes his way up the ramp. Fans throw cups, popcorn, and anything else they can fling toward him, but he’s obviously unmoved. He gives them no reaction as he pushes the curtain back and disappears from view.
Russnow squats over Brooklyn Steiner and motions for the medical staff.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to get Brooklyn Steiner some help here. That was a hellacious fight, and Steiner certainly gave Bedlam all he could handle. That bastard cowboy just managed to push things a bit further. We’ll get back to the action in a moment.”
[Taxi Driver || Bernard Hermann.]
And we start the next match off with music that’s probably very recognisable to the crowd here in New York as well as the car horn that is heard shortly afterwards as a yellow taxi cab comes out at the side of the stage through some obvious smoke generators as you can see through the front window, checking the meter one more time. The Top Star. Dressed in a World War II-era tanker jacket covering a plaid shirt and jeans, in a very obvious tribute to Robert De Niro’s performance as Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver. The taxi in question comes down the ramp as the newbie to Back In Business and potentially the first competitor to compete at such a big stage without a contract of any kind.
Kurt Harrington: "The Following Match Is The Semi-Final Of The X4 And It Is For One Fall With A 30 Minute Time Limit! Introooooducing First! From the Golden Coast, Australia, weighing in at 218 pounds…. He played the guy who got a pencil in his head from The Daaaaaark Knight! The TOP STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! AAAAAAAAAROOON HAAARROOOOOWS! "
The taxi stops itself just shy of the ring apron, Aaron gets out and points to the crowd who loves Aaron in this role, especially repping a movie that’s about their city. Aaron runs up the steps and through the ring ropes, taking in the atmosphere as he goes over to where the commentators are sat
Aaron Harrows: "Hey Watkins! You talking to me!? You talking to me?! I’m the only one here! Well I’m not, actually. There’s a lot of people, actually. But you get what I’m trying to do!"
Konchu Hao: "Do you get what he is trying to do, Watkins?"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Unfortunately."
Harrows shrugs as he refocuses onto the stage as the lights go down…
The song starts off slow, asking questions that had plagued the mind of the current FWA X Champion from the moment she stepped foot in the FWA over a year-and-a-half ago…
‘Am I brave enough?’
‘Am I strong enough?’
‘To follow the desire, that burns from within…’
As these questions are asked, the big screen on the stage shows Trixie at the beginning of her FWA journey, getting knocked down, getting beat, tasting defeat, and moments of doubt and anxiety as she struggled to find her feet in a business that she had little-to-no experience in…
’To push away my fears…’
‘To stand where I’m afraid…’
The video package continues, showing Trixie step up against some of the best that the FWA has to offer… Shawn Summers, Michelle von Horrowitz, Chris Crowe, Jeffry Mason, Reagan Cole… Trixie had tasted defeat against most of these people, some in close, competitive matches, and others in whitewashes, where Trixie had been completely overmatched.
’I am through with this…’
The video then shows Trixie struggling to pick herself up off the canvas after each defeat, defiantly battling against her own desires to just stay down and quit, and marching forward, onto the next fight.
’‘Cause I am more than this…’
We see Trixie scratching, clawing, biting, fighting… blood, sweat and tears, in the hopes of proving to herself and everyone else, that she was good enough to be here. We start to see her find some success, getting her hand raised in victory against the likes of Reagan Cole, Jeffry Mason, and Brooklyn Steiner.
’I promise to myself, alone, and no one else…’
These successes grow, as we see Trixie eliminating Cali Hayama in the Trios Battle Royale at Back in Business last year, winning the FWA Trios Championships for herself and her then friends, Blair and Celestia Ravenwood.
’My flame is rising higher…’
And finally, we see Trixie engage in a brutal display of heart, grit, and pure, bloodthirsty violence, getting her hand raised against Anzu Kurosawa, Aaron Harrows, XYZ, and Johnny Johnson, before a final image of Trixie Bordeaux, standing in the center of the ring, covered in blood, her own and the blood of her opponents, with the FWA X Championship raised triumphantly over her head….
’… I AM THE FIRE!!’
The lights beam back to life as the epic chorus kicks in, which is made all the more epic as fire bolts shoot from the stage in time with the rhythm of the song. As all this is going on, we see the first glimpses of the Coven’s former member Bellatrix Bordeaux as she rises from beneath the stage via a lift,
Kurt Harrington: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, introducing her opponent… From BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Weighing in at 133 pounds… She is the FWA X Champion, and the ‘QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN Of the DEATHMATCH’… TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIXIE
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUX!"
Once Trixie is most of the way up, Aaron Harrows is seen clapping at the theatrics of Trixie’s new entrance as he sees Trixie, sat on what looks to be a homemade throne, with her FWA X Championship wrapped around her waist, and a thorny crown made from glued together twigs and sticks, sat atop her head.
With Trixie now fully lifted onto the stage, the camera zooms in close to her face. Despite the mixed support of the crowd, and all the theatrics, Trixie’s eyes slowly find her target on her Two Wrongs Make A Right teammate, Aaron Harrows. A small tilt of her head is the most obvious indication of any of her feelings at the current moment as her face remains serious. Aaron Harrows looks back for a second before realisation hits him and he jumps out of the ring.
The Top Star gets out of the ring and immediately jumps into the yellow cab! Trixie has a slightly puzzled look on her face, as the yellow cab slowly reverses up the ramp and up towards the massive throne, Trixie steps out of the way, clearly unimpressed as she once again meets Aaron smiling at her, his right arm hanging out the window.
Aaron Harrows: "You are aware there’s like six matches other than us right? Come on, I’ll give ya a rid-"
Suddenly the act of friendship is denied when Trixie grabs Aaron’s arm and slams it down onto the car frame! And again! The crowd gasps and Aaron tries to retract his own arm but his efforts are futile as Trixie is ruthless in the attack as she grabs Aaron and starts to drag him out of the vehicle by force despite Harrows’ resistance! Trixie continues to slam Harrows into the car as he’s getting pulled so it’s a different part of the torso every time and eventually Aaron does fall out of the car, wheezing for air. Trixie lifts her assumedly now former friend up as she goes to throw him into the car only for Harrows to reverse and now it’s Trixie that gets the side of the car jousted into her chest! Harrows quickly creates as much distance as he can between the two wrongs according to their tag team name. Aaron clutches his arm that has been pretty hurt and the bell hasn’t even rang yet. Harrows makes his way to the ring and you can briefly hear him murmur to himself due to the camera’s microphone
Aaron Harrows: "Okay, she’s back to her emo phase. Great. That’s what I wanted."
The sarcasm is quite clear in this one as the annoyance is clearly shown on The Top Star’s face as he rolls his way into the ring followed closely by the X Champion and only then does the bell finally ring starting the match as Aaron rushes over to the opposite gun.
Konchu Hao: "Trixie Bordeaux landing a mercy kill on Aaron Harrows here tonight, certainly a unique ending to a unique match."
Jean-Luc Watkins: "You can say that again, Konchu. Trixie Bordeaux does retain her belt for now, we will see what lies ahead for Trixie with the Johnny Johnson vs Vengador match coming up later on but for now..Insane match."
We see Trixie sitting there, having vanquished her former friend. There’s almost a hint of remorse but it’s quickly clouded up by anger and hate as she rises up and raises her arm in victory as we only see what the future holds for her but for now as banged up as she rightly is, she can still walk away with victory.
Backstage at Back in Business XVIII, cameras are searching the hallways for activity. Any activity. One camera feed picks up a commotion around catering. A few jobbers are arguing about whether hot dogs taste better with ketchup or mustard. Another camera spots The Mops -- legendary jobbers of FWA lore -- being given guest passes into the backstage area, with restrictions galore. A third camera spots the Ravenwood Sisters in a dark corner of a hallway, speaking together before spotting the camera and shifting behind a door to be unseen.
A fourth camera is moving down a hallway -- vacant except for two venue employees charged with setting up and breaking down events -- before reaching a door slightly open with normal-volume talking coming from within.
The camera pushes the door further open and steps inside to show The Menage standing in a wide-radius circle in the center of the room.
XYZ stands with his face to the group -- and the camera. He isn't speaking, though. The voice is Sierra's, and she has the rest's attention. XYZ, soon to be challenging for the FWA Television Championship against Kleio de Santos, is joined by Sierra (obviously), Frank, Lizzy Golden, who has aged a year seemingly since we saw her just days ago, PacMan Bert, and Christian Howard. The only person missing? XYZ's mom.
"X ... please ... I am pleading with you to listen to us."
"X ... I mean ... Sierra makes really good points. And we've all tried talking with you separately."
Sierra is leading this group effort. Frank's support has impact considering his tenure in The Menage. But a group effort to what end? What purpose?
"I understand you all do not want my mother to join me side by side to the ring for my match for the Championship of all Televisions in the world. I understand there are some trepidations about her presence here. Trepidations through the energy of the universe. Concerns cast into the waves of the wind. But she is my m..."
"X ... before you say anything else ... we have been talking and ..."
Sierra pauses before continuing. It's obvious what she is about to say is affecting her. She even sniffles and wipes her arm just under her eyes as they get glossy.
"We ... have ..."
Sierra again wipes her arm through just under her eye. She's trying to keep it together.
"We have watched Wild Jerry leave. We have gone on intergalactic adventures. We have defended you through every questionable decision, every loss. Everything. Because we were given to you at your lowest point. Someone who we care about and believed in told us nearly two years ago -- when that person left the FWA -- to be by your side. They told us we had a responsibility to help you. They told us we still had a purpose here ... even when we didn't think we did anymore ... and it's clear to us why he said that. It became clear pretty quickly.
But it has been very very very difficult these past few months. And it has felt like we've been spinning our wheels. No one likes to lose. And no one likes to see someone they care about lose ... for the same reasons, over and over and over again. We have watched you fail, and picked you up. We have seen you succeed, and cheered you on. But the first seems to be happening more than the second, and Wild Jerry couldn't take it. He couldn't stay in a situation that wasn't getting any better for him.
We stood by you. We stayed because we felt it would turn. And it has a bit. You have a CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! At Back in Business! This is huge. But now you're letting your heart ... get in the way. And you're not trusting us ... your friends ... when we sense something might be wrong.
We do not want you to fail, but we also cannot just stand by and let you fail despite us telling you how not to. We cannot let our voices be disregarded and ignored. If we are truly a family, then we must listen to one another and value each other's opinions."
"I may have said we are family, but my mother is my mother. There is a difference between a family that comes together during the course of life, and your true blood family. And I know that ... now."
While true, those words still sting to hear for everyone in The Menage. Despite this response from X, Sierra remains steadfast in her message. She is no longer sniffling, no longer on the verge of tears. She instead is defiant and definitive in her voice.
"If you choose your mom to go to the ring with your mom ... despite what we have said ... despite what people you supposedly trust have said to you ... then we are leaving the arena. We will not be there if you win, or if you lose. You will only have your mom. I'll say it again. We cannot stand by and let you fail despite us telling you how not to fail. We cannot let that go without consequence. Our voices must be heard."
Sierra stops talking. XYZ looks down at the ground before responding, as he's trying to digest the ultimatum placed at his feet.
"You all share this way of the feelings? A collective, united front?"
No verbal response is needed. Frank, Christian Howard, Lizzy Golden, and PacMan Bert all shift their positions in the circle to stand next to or behind Sierra.
"Fine. That is your decision then. I am going to the ring with my mom. I made that decision, and I am not changing. My dream has been to shine a light for those needing a light through the darkness. Winning a championship would be symbolic of that light.
But now my dream has changed. I want to shine this light and hold it up for people ... with my mom standing by my side. That is my dream now. I cannot do this with anyone else. It will not feel right. It will not feel whole. It will feel hollow if my mom is not standing next to me.
None of you can fill her shoes. None of you ever will."
Sierra nods her head and Frank turns and storms out of the locker room first. PacMan Bert follows, still looking at his handheld video game. Christian Howard sighs and walks out next. Lizzy Golden shakes her head and scoffs before brushing shoulders with XYZ on her way out.
"I'm sorry you feel this way, X. We did everything we could to be the best friends to you. I understand friends aren't truly family, but sometimes friends are needed ... even over family."
"I wish you all would stay."
"We won't."
Sierra heads for the door.
"I do still hope you win," she says as she turns the corner.
Coming through the door just after she leaves is XYZ's mom. She enters the ring looking confused at the vacancy of the room. She was expecting all members of The Menage to be here to hype XYZ up. Instead, it's just her son.
"X ... is everything alright?"
"Yes, mom. Thanks for being here. You still want to come to the ring with me, right? Be in my corner?"
"Absolutely, son! It is the correct decision. You need your mom there tonight."
"I only need my mom there tonight."
XYZ then heads out the locker room, followed by his mom just two steps behind. She smiles warmly as she watches her son choose her over the rest of The Menage.
Kurt Harrington: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit!”
[Sabotage || The Beastie Boys]
Drawing a solid cheer from the world’s most famous arena is the strums of the Beastie Boys. The camera goes up the ramp as Sawyer Xavier walks out as the lyrics kick in. With a leather vest on, bandana, he kneels down and looks around at the packed crowd. Standing up, he turns around and shows, written on the back of his vest, a simple message. “Keep Fighting.”
Kurt Harrington: “Introducing the participants first, from Savannah, Georgia, weighing in at 199 pounds, Sawyer Xavier!”
Sawyer Xavier turns around and makes his way down the ramp, keeping calm and cool despite the pressure of the big stage, and the fact there’s some different challenges than normal in store from him.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “‘Keep fighting’ the mantra that is pushing Sawyer through for this contest, looking to not just show he belongs on this big stage, but to overcome the unique circumstances of what’s in front of him.”
Konchu Hao: “Unique? You mean pure madness! This match was made by one person, Keres. She tasked Nova to fight Xavier, saying she ‘needs’ him! And that was after we thought Nova was free from the clutches of Eternal!”
Going up the steps, Sawyer Xavier wipes his boots and hops over the top rope and heads towards the corner of the ring, getting on the turnbuckles, he flicks his hair back, ripping his bandana off. Jumping down, Sawyer Xavier removes his vest as his theme music cuts away. He stands in his corner in wait.
With a somewhat long pause between entrances.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Just to fill the fans in, Princess Nova, or rather, Nova Taylor, after being absent for months was seen on our screens seemingly going through a ‘rehabilitation program’ to break free from Keres and Eternal.”
Konchu Hao: “We saw a glimpse into the ‘old Nova’ something FWA fans never got to see and I was curious, but we were played for fools. Keres is a puppet master, seeing victories not as a statistic. Sawyer right now, is in a lose-lose situation-”
Sawyer Xavier gets impatient, motioning for the music to play- as the lights of the arena power off.
[Damaged || In This Moment]
The whaling of “Damaged” plays as the screens near the stage cut to static with a dim light. The shadow of Nova Taylor appears on the stage. We see the shape of a short dress as she kneels on the stage.
“I wish there was a way for me to put this into words
All these feelings that I have as I start to lose control
(I feel panic rushing over me and gripping at my chest)
(And no matter what I say or do, I know that that it won't rest)”
Nova stands up. Her head is tilted to the side, limp. Her arms are slightly out to the side, wrists dropped.
“I feel my vision fade, sweat dripping down my back
I can hear my heart pound, I can feel my mind crack
(And I know that you love me and you want to save me now)”
Moving rigidly, Nova does a curtsy-like bow
“In the end of it all you can't save me from myself”
Before finally moving slowly to the ring as strobe lights flash in tune to the music.
Kurt Harrington: “And his opponent, representing Eternal… the Marionette Maiden, the TORN Angel, Nova Taylor!”
In a rare moment, the commentators remain hush, somewhat unnerved by the entrance. In the ring, Sawyer’s looseness is gone as he himself is perplexed. Through the strobe lights, we see covering Nova’s face, a white mask not dissimilar from what would be used for a play with small black markings. Across her chest, written in body paint, is the word “Rehabilitated.”
Walking around the ring, Nova Taylor doesn’t even look towards Sawyer, she just drags her feet towards the hardcam side of the ring. Taylor slides onto the apron and pulls herself up, still on her knees, leaning back on the middle rope. She moves her right gloved hand towards her face and slowly removes her mask.
The camera sees her face with ‘cracked’ markings on it, as if she was a broken doll. With a blank look in her eye, she gives a thousand yard stare into the camera as she rolls herself into the ring. She turns around and hooks her leg on the top rope, her head tilting to the side. Sawyer Xavier stands to the side, a chill down his spine. He keeps his distance from Nova as she puts her leg down.
Heading towards the opposite corner as Sawyer, she gets on her knees again, tilting her head slightly as she leans on the turnbuckles as her theme music cuts and the lights of the arena turn back on.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “I… I am at a loss for words.”
Konchu Hao: “What did Keres put this woman through?”
The official for the match does a pat down of Sawyer, looking back at Nova who has not so far as blinked. He goes over and picks up Nova’s gloved hand and quickly pats her knee pads. Having done the bare minimum, he motions to ring the bell.
The referee forces Nova to release the hold and she stands up, not breaking eye contact with Sawyer Xavier.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Nova Taylor ‘sticks to the script’ and wins. She seemingly made it her mission to see what Sawyer had, not just in what he could deliver, but how much he could take.”
Konchu Hao: “This new side of Nova, I am completely freaked out by it. I don’t know what Keres put her through. I don’t know what is going on, all I know is if you see her, run away.”
Kurt Harrington: “And here is your winner, ‘The Marionette Maiden,’ Nova Taylor!”
The referee raises Nova’s hand and it immediately drops. She walks around Sawyer Xavier who slowly is beginning to come to his senses. She then grabs him by the head and directs him towards the entrance-way.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “What is Nova doing?”
Sawyer blinks, regaining semi-consciousness as-
[Hey Girl || Marti Amado]
Jean-Luc Watkins: “-Huh?”
Konchu Hao: “Did I do time travel.”
Unfamiliar, upbeat, and extremely cheery theme music begins to play. Everyone looks towards the stage and sees a familiar name pop up on the screen, Keres, although this is not her normal menacing self. She appears wearing garb reminiscent of a 50’s-era teenage diner waitress, light blue in color, and sporting a gigantic smile on her face.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “K-KERES!?”
Konchu Hao: “Why am I wishing for the one we normally see?”
Keres’ hands are clasped tightly in front of her chest as she skips down to the ring and stops waving at Sawyer as he slowly stands up, still feeling the effects of the match. They lock eyes and Keres’ face turns red while Sawyer looks at her with an incredible amount of confusion.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “-I. I am speechless. First Nova, now… This.”
Konchu Hao: “I thought I have seen it all-”
Keres hops up onto the apron and kicks her feet while still staring at Sawyer. After a moment, she rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring where she stands in front of Nova and excitedly wiggles her shoulders like a stereotypical giddy schoolgirl in a romantic comedy. Sawyer Xavier cautiously hops off the turnbuckle and faces Keres but does not move closer to her whatsoever. Keres looks over her shoulder and quickly tells the blank husk of Nova to get her a microphone.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “I swear, the Goodfellas were booked for tomorrow night.”
Konchu Hao: “I am…”
Keres, now with a microphone in hand, holds it up to her mouth and lets out a deep, nervous, and exasperated breath before speaking.
Keres: “Hiiiiiii Sawyeeeerrrr!”
Keres’ voice is much higher pitched than anybody has ever heard it. She lets out a little giggle after saying Sawyer’s name.
Keres: “Ok, so, I’m like so sorry to come out here after everything you just went through in your match! I know Nova won, and I’m so proud of her, but you looked really good in that match, you did such a good job!”
Keres holds out her arms for a hug and takes a small step forward. Sawyer responds by taking a small step backward and lightly balling his fists.
Keres: “Why did you… oh! No don’t worry, I’m not out here to do anything bad, I promise! I’m, uhm… I’m sorry, I’m actually really nervous…”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “-I’m sorry?”
Konchu Hao: “It’s a trap-”
Sawyer can be seen mouthing something at Keres but it’s entirely impossible to make out exactly what he’s saying. Keres’ face is beet red and she is visibly sweating, whether it’s from her stuffy outfit or not is not known.
Keres: “Join Eternal?! Oh no, I’m not here to make you do that, cutie!-oop!”
Keres covers her mouth with her hands out of shock and embarrassment. She lets out a bit of nervous laughter that’s slightly audible over the microphone.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Did she just… call him a cutie?”
Konchu Hao: “I find that somehow MORE disturbing.”
Keres: “Whoops! I didn’t mean to say that… but… I mean you are really cute!”
She takes another step forward and Sawyer takes another step back which causes him to now be up against the turnbuckles with nowhere else to go.
Keres: "I’m not trying to scare you… I… for once I’m… I don’t know how… Sawyer Xavier!”
Keres loudly says his name as she stomps her foot, startling everyone except Nova. There is a long pause as she stares at Sawyer with a look of determination on her face. She then looks down at her feet and clutches the microphone close to her chest. Commentary is still flabbergasted.
Keres: “Sawyer Xavier… I think I might love you and I want to go on a date with you!”
Keres drops the microphone with a loud thud and crackle. The New York crowd’s jaws drop.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “-WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK!?”
Konchu Hao: “I… I don’t know what to expect with her anymore.”
Sawyer Xavier’s face twitches in confusion and he blinks his eyes rapidly as if to see whether he’s actually here or not. Keres looks back up at him and she has visible tears on her very red face. Sawyer slowly walks to the side with his arm straddling the top rope and he puts one leg through the middle rope.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “And I think that’s a no…”
Konchu Hao: “I would not trust a person like Keres either.”
Keres puts her hands up and motions for him to wait and not go, but he quickly just hops down from the ring and starts heading up the ramp and the New York crowd give him a cheer, rejecting Keres’ advances.
The camera is focused on his face and follows him up as in the background Keres drops to her knees and lets out a gut-wrenching scream before she starts crying uncontrollably.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Keres is crying?! She’s actually crying?!”
Konchu Hao: “I have no idea what is real with her and what’s an act at this point.”
Nova, or what’s left of her, kneels down beside Keres and slowly puts her arms around her to comfort her, all the while not changing her expression. Sawyer looks back down the ramp, feeling confused at not just Keres’ advances, but her reaction. He goes to the back.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Of my time… I just don’t know what to say here. Was this some trap that Sawyer just avoided?”
Konchu Hao: “Nobody knows, but Sawyer made the right choice. If someone like Keres has interest in you, romantic or otherwise, you run, KEHEHEHE…”
[One Headlight || The Wallflowers.]
We return to the arena as the next theme music begins to play, with a loud and positive pop audible for the challenger. He walks out onto the stage, flanked on one side by the woman proclaiming to be his mom.
Kurt Harrington: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one-fall, with a thirty minute time limit… and is for the FWA Television Championship! Introducing first, the challenger… accompanied to the ring by his mother… from Sitka, Alaska… weighing in tonight at one hundred and eighty pounds… X… Y… Z!!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "And this one, wrestling fans, is likely to be a heated contest, as a feud that has been rolling on for well over a year comes to a head with the Television Championship on the line."
Konchu Hao: "Good on the champion, refusing to let a long-standing and rather overexaggerated grudge go."
Jean-Luc Watkins: "We also see the unfamiliar figure of XYZ’s purported mother accompanying him to ringside, for the first time in his wrestling career. Let’s hope she’s just here for moral support."
XYZ climbs into the ring, leaving his mother on the outside of it. He limbers up against the ropes, warming up for the match ahead as his music fades out. Then…
[Paint It, Black || The Rolling Stones.]
Kleio appears on-stage to a thoroughly mixed reaction. Some are sympathetic given the trials and tribulations that De Santos has encountered over the past few weeks, whilst others - those in possession of longer memories - still rain down boos on the young Brazilian. She comes alone and doesn’t let the mixed reaction bother her, walking down to the ring with a focused look on her face.
Kurt Harrington: "And his opponent… currently residing in Miami, Florida… she weighs in tonight at one hundred and fifteen pounds… ‘the Boa Constrictor’... KLEIO DEEEEEE SAAAAANTOOOOOS!!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "One can’t help but have a little sympathy for Kleio De Santos, given the circumstances in which her association with the Coven imploded in recent months. KDS will have to put all of that behind her tonight and focus on the task at hand, with a capable and motivated opponent across the ring from her."
Konchu Hao: "Put all of that behind her? Unlikely, Jean-Luc. Did you not hear what I was saying about holding grudges?"
Kleio climbs into the ring and holds her championship belt high above her head. XYZ is standing behind her, staring up at the gold with a thoughtful, perhaps hopeful look on his face. The official takes the belt from her and shows it to XYZ, who continues to glare at it, focus growing in his eyes.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "It’s been a long road to an FWA championship for XYZ, who has had several opportunities at this very belt, as well as the FWA X Championship. Will tonight be the night that he finally breaks that duck?"
The championship belt is handed out of the ring and, after the official issues some final instruction, he finally calls for the bell…
XYZ receives the FWA Television Championship from the referee, who has never seen Wild Jerry in the ring. The formerly former Mexican friend of XYZ leaves the ring area through the crowd so as not to be detected and disqualify XYZ through the "one person at ringside" rule set for this match.
XYZ's imposter mom looks on from the outside. She cannot believe whatever her plan was had failed. Neither can Kleio de Santos, who rolls to the corner nearest where her mole is standing. Kleio walks directly past XYZ's "mom" and toward the exit. The imposter then says in a passive-aggressive manner, "I better be paid."
None of this is caught by XYZ, only cameras. He is still completely dumbfounded by everything that has transpired tonight. He turns and looks outside of the ring, at the woman he assumed for weeks to be his mom.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "This is supposed to be the best moment of XYZ's career in the FWA. Instead ... it feels like a half-measure. It feels like a scam. It feels like something was stolen from him. And you can see it on his face. The fans can feel it on his face."
It was very clear what she said to him. "I'm not your mom. I never was." It was unmistakable, and XYZ digested it. But he is still in shock. He cannot say anything. He cannot smile. He cannot be jubilous. He cannot celebrate winning his first singles championship. All he can think of is the fact that he stands inside of this ring completely alone. No mom. No Sierra. No Frank. No Big Al (RIP). No one from The Menage.
Just him, and while the fans applaud him for his accomplishment, he still cannot help but wish for his mom ... to be by his side. And she's not. He thought she would be, but she's not. And the physical, living depiction of that feeling is the woman walking away from the ring.
"Mom," XYZ says wishfully ... and soft enough that only the nearby camera picks it up.
She doesn't turn around, because she didn't hear him. But even if the woman did hear, she would not turn.
The scene unfolds in a giant board room offsite of the events hosted at Madison Square Gardens. A single man is sitting in this room at one end of a very absurdly long table. The striped cape of the man was folded over in his lap, his bright blonde hair swept back perfectly. He was stoic.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Who is that?”
Konchu Hao: "Um…Captain Righteous?”
Captain Righteous was streaming the FWA program behind and in front of him, Back in Business, he's actually watching them watching him, watching them…and on and on.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Who?”
One of the commentators waved, and of course they saw themselves waving back.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "That's us! Who is this guy?!”
Konchu Hao: "Captain Righteous…he sent us a video package, so we're going to watch that now…”
A man in a superhero outfit floats above a war zone, he's valiant and stoic watching the chaos below laser bolts of various colors light up the night. The man floating above wears the proud colors of the U.S. despite being light-years away from the adopted planet, blonde hair perfectly swept back, and blue eyes like those of the purest pools of water.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "Our scene opens up in a hellish nightmarish landscape. Let's not sugar coat the world we know as Earth is anything less than fucked…your people have threaded a fine line long before my arrival…but let's not also church it up that the ENTIRE universe is royally fucked. It is. I know. And it is ending.”
Explosions on both sides rock their soldiers' very cores, warriors, pissing puddles of various neon glowing colors. On one side with green plasma bolts were green Martians actual fucking aliens battling it with some blue Uranus aliens and their red bolts of lasers.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "It doesn't have to, I can stop it. I will. I like it on Earth, I can do whatever I want there. This is like the number sixty of planetary wars I've stopped since December first! Oh…oh proper introductions! That man, that's me…Captain Righteous!”
Captain Righteous finally makes his move zipping down like a bolt of lightning into the fray of The Uranus warriors, surprise took them but they had already lost…
Captain Righteous [VO]: "I'm the good guy! The hero and no one knows about me, not until now…when I landed in Japan at a wrestling show, I forced my revelation of existence upon you and upon the world, much to the dismay of the US government. Jesus was there a bunch of fucking meetings, people yelling at me, and NDA's out the wazoo! I get it, I do, I've been their weapon since the 80s when they found me and gave me to the secret wealthiest family running the country…that's another story…I could talk about my childhood all fucking day”
It was a slaughter for the Uranus warriors: heads popped when Captain Righteous clapped his hands coating him in orange ichor, heat beams spliced down the dozens one by one and sometimes two by two. He kicked one who was surrendering through another one that smashed together much like a sloppy pb&j. Squeezing one until it erupted like a Capri Sun.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THE DISTANCE! New distance record…anyways, I've cleared up the air with Uncle Sam and the truth is here a walking God is amongst you! Me! It's me and now that I have to pull double duty to get to do what I've always dreamed of…wresslin’!”
There seemed to be mass confusion on the Martians side as the firing upon them had ceased, they watched as horrific screams turned inward on the other side, dust from the planet caused by the fighting clouded their bug eye view: all they could see was colorful explosions in the clouds and just screaming.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "When I wasn't doing something fucked up for my Uncle or being brainwashed by my totally fucked in the head parents about how to take over the corporate world…they sat me down with my tv dinner in front of the tv and wrestling became my hobby! My life! I tried for years to get in, but NO! They'd scream it in my face NO! YOU FUCKING MUTANT DEMON FREAK NO FUCKING WRESTLING YOU HAVE REAL WORLD FUCKING SHIT TO DO! Can you believe that? Yelling at a child who was extraordinary beyond belief, no. Then turn around and tell me I can do whatever I want, I can take my own future into my hands as long as it was to their…quota…DON'T THINK ABOUT WRESTLING THOUGH!”
For hours it seemed the anarchy behind the dust seemed to go when the flashes of light seemed to be less sporadic, trickling down to here…there…nothing. The screaming had stopped too. The crunching of boots on this planet's surface seem to be the only sound heard, the blonde hair was the only real standout feature until an alien blood soaked man emerges from the dust…bright pearly white teeth shine eerily. When he speaks it is of the Martian language.
Captain Righteous: "*Peace! Friends, please one second!*”
He presses a button in his ear.
Captain Righteous: "Ship.”
Ship: ”Captain Righteous we hear you, have you shut down the rebel army?”
He smiles at the curious aliens waving with his finger. What looks like an ear falls from his chest off of his gooey goopy soaked uniform.
Captain Righteous: "They didn't stand a chance Ship! I'm standing here with the Martians and let me tell you they seem super confused..”
Ship: ”Did you say the Martians Righteous?”
Captain Righteous: "Yes Ship.”
Ship: ”Oh geez, yeah, so the Martians are the rebels Captain Righteous…and uh, we were saving..”
A moment of clarity washed over Captain Righteous face and the peace sign he was offering squeezed into a fist.
Captain Righteous: "Uranus….yeaaah fuck. Well.”
From where he stood Captain Righteous sprang into action exploding through a near couple thousand dozen Martians.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "Only thing is: wrestling is all I could think about. When I started going on solo missions I'd stop off and watch every kind of wrestling around the world! Around the Universe! You don't know it but wrestling is universal and comes in all forms of blood baths and scandal and fucking…everything Righteous in this world. And I finally put together all my life lessons and power and did what I was told I could do to do something I was told I couldn't…I came out of my superhero closet and very soon I will be stepping into the FWA! Look at that face and tell me I'm not the face FANTASY needs! You deserve this people, and I am going to shove myself so far down your fucking throats I'm going to pull your own sexual organs through you so you can literally….”
Unlike before the carnage sprung upon the Martians was fairly quicker, the cloud of their wreckage wasn't dust but the mist of blue blood. Captain Righteous came to a stop staring out at the fourth wall…right at you! And all you fucks in Discord and on the forums! All of you….smiling! Shaking his superhero suit absolutely clean of alien genocide juice.
Captain Righteous: "Fuck yourselves! See ya soon Fantasy ... .Ship…error corrected they were dead before I got here.”
He zipped off flying at supersonic speeds to his golden yellow star cruiser, Ship.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "What…was..that?”
Konchu Hao: "It was a mess but, what you folks didn't see was the psycho watching us right now..”
Captain Righteous still watches on the giant picture screen.
Konchu Hao: "Well he was enjoying his little gift to us, clapping and chuckling! He seemed to actually thrive off of his little intergalactic stunt.”
Back with Captain Righteous the sound of a door opening pulls the perfect man from his perfect thoughts. Entering the room were three men; head of the board for Prince Industries, Hustace Copperwaller, and the lawyer twins Eddie and Eddy Hinderbottom. They greeted him with silence and Captain Righteous rolled his blue eyes standing.
Captain Righteous: ”Listen if this is about what happened to the Uranains they were dead when I got there! I mean they eat from their asses mister Copperwaller, what do you do with that? But Martian invasion averted that carries some clout yeah?”
As Captain Righteous continued his rant a new guest arrived Madame Vice President of the United fucking States.
Madame Vice President: "Save it Victor.”
Bitch, he thought to himself. As they sat and offered Captain Righteous a seat he just stared, defiant as ever. Fuckin rats. He could explode into action tear them a part and fuck everyone in this room before security could pinch their thousandth shit of the morning to try and stop him. Nothing could stop him, except his wrestling dream. He still wanted that.
Madame Vice President: "In light of your recently granted extracurricular privileges and now that you have outed the secret of your existence..”
Hustance Copperweller: "...or your very gray questionable moral compass…”
The Lawyer Twins Together: ”All the violence.”
Captain Righteous: "*scoff* I get things done!”
Madame Vice President: "...no you solve problems without a second thought to the outcome Captain Righteous, thus CREATING more problems! To make sure you don't cause too much collateral while you pursue this silly wrestling dream of yours let me introduce you to Lady Liberty…”
The door opens again and strutting through the door is a small petite blonde woman dressed almost comically (at least to Captain Righteous who thought she looked silly) in a superhero outfit.
Lady Liberty: ”Thank you Madame Vice President…Captain Righteous it is a honor to finally meet you, I've been follo-”
Captain Righteous interrupts with a fit of barking laughter looking at everyone at the table.
Captain Righteous: ]”What the fuck is this? Why…why does she sound so horrible?! What is that accent? Is this an episode of Fargo?”
Lady Liberty: ”I'm actually from South Dakota dontcha know?!”
Captain Righteous: ]”Stop…seriously…what can she even do to “police me”..”
Now everyone looked more smug than the Captain.
Madame Vice President: "She's going to manage you.”
Madame Vice President took a seat and nodded at Lady Liberty who simply floated above and over the meeting table which instantly made Captain Righteous trigger a fight instinct by floating himself…he'd never seen another living creature do that, because that was his thing! She still approached closing the distance by flight when she cocked back and PUNCHED CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS IN THE FACE SENDING HIM SAILING INTO A LARGE CONCRETE WALL! And just like that Captain Righteous launched into an attack spearing Lady Liberty through a large thick plate of glass, spilling them both into the night air. The pair would fight for hours in the sky above with hundreds of millions of people watching and filming.
Eustace Copperwaller: ”I hope you are right about this Madame Vice President, he didn't look happy.”
Madame Vice President sat back in her chair smug and happy, a smirk of great condescension wilted on her face.
Madame Vice President: "She'll do for now, perhaps she will beat some of that fire within Victor make him more manageable…plus I think we found someone within the organization at Fantasy Pretendy Fight Club that will dampen his little wet dream…I'll work the angle in the meantime.”
She twisted her imaginary evil mustache as the board minions laughed evilly.
***
The pair, Captain Righteous and Lady Liberty, come to a crashing landing on a building! Dust and pieces of shrapnel explode into the air…Captain Righteous slowly stands with mild damage, a red spot beside his left eye and dry blood from under his nose were his only markings. While Lady Liberty looked a little more beat up, he grabs her up by the front of her outfit pulling her close to his face. Captain Righteous speeds up into the air and “by chance” above the BACK IN BUSINESS EVENT!
Captain Righteous: ”Never think you're better little Missy! And don't ever get in my way, understood? I will destroy you like I will destroy every man and woman of Fantasy!! Do you want to see the extent of my power ?! You just show up for my first match and watch a God amongst men…”
He tosses her aside, sending Lady Liberty crashing on top of the arena! The crowd below where she had landed was doused in dust.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "What did he do?! Can we send someone to check on that lady?!”
Captain Righteous lips, ’See you soon!’, salutes and takes off into the night air. Everyone is clearly stunned.
Kurt Harrington: “Ladies and gentlemen, your next bout is set for ONE FALL and will be fought under X RULES. The winner of this match advances to Night 2 to face the winner of Trixie Bordeaux and Aaron Harrows for the FWA X CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIP”
“Introducing first, hailing from the Realm of Despair, weighing in at 270 pounds, VENGAAAAADOOOOOOR!”
[Metallica || Here Comes Revenge]
Vengador appears at the top of the ramp as Madison Square Garden shows their support for the native of the Realm of Despair.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Vengador has a chance to get his first taste of gold since his FWA debut. All he has to do is get through Johnny Johnson and the winner of the Trixie Bordeaux, Aaron Harrows match.”
Vengador methodically walks up the ring steps and heads to the far corner where he leans back against the turnbuckle and stares toward the ramp.
The camera pans backstage where Johnny Johnson is seen walking from his dressing room, heading toward the gorilla position.
Just as he rounds a corner, someone charges in and plants a forearm into the side of his head, knocking him into the cinderblock wall. Johnson is down! The camera pans out, and it’s Tommy Bedlam! Bedlam delivers a series of stomps to Johnson’s head and abdomen before picking him up off the ground and throwing him over a catering table.
Bedlam shoves a member of the event staff out of his chair and picks it up. He raises the chair and drives the edge of it into Johnson’s ribs. He spins it around and delivers a brutal chair shot to Johnson’s head that busts “The Legend” wide open.
Tommy throws the chair on the ground and starts pounding Johnson with a series of punches. As security peels him away, Jon Russnow runs into the frame.
Jon Russnow:“Bedlam! Bedlam! What the hell do you think you’re doing?! Get him the hell out of my building! Get him out of here.”
Tommy Bedlam:“Looks like you’re down a competitor. Don’t worry. I’ll fill in for him. You know me; big team player.”
Tommy wipes the blood from Johnny Johnson off his hands and across his chest as three security guards grab him and start pushing him toward the door.
Jon Russnow:“Bull shit. You’re gone, Bedlam. I’ll have your job for this.”
Rocco Sullivan:“Jon, it’s your biggest show of the year. You’ve already got one guy standing in the ring. We both know you’re not going to call the whole match off, not when there’s a title shot on the line.”
Tommy Bedlam: “I never lost my fucking title, Russnow. You can send me out there to fight Vengador for a shot, or you can sit back and wait on me to hijack every fucking show you try to put on until I get a shot.”
Rocco Sullivan:“Be smart about this, Jon. He’s already proven he’s healthy enough to fight. We can do this now, or we can do this on Meltdown, and then again on Fallout. You get to choose. Don’t worry. He won’t even take a lighter with him for this one”
Jon Russnow is obviously annoyed by Bedlam’s antics. He squeezes the bridge of his nose between his first two fingers and holds up a hand toward the security guards.
Jon Russnow:“Let him go. Get your ass out there, Bedlam. I’m not going to let your dumbass ruin our biggest show. But this isn’t over. I’ll figure out what to do with you later.”
Tommy jerks his arm away from the security guard, pats Rocco on the back, and smirks at Jon Russnow as he makes his way toward the curtain.
Tommy makes his way toward the ring as Vengador looks confused by what’s going on. With Rocco in tow, there is no music, but it would be hard to hear “Wanted Dead or Alive” over the boos of the crowd. Tommy is obviously still banged up from the unsanctioned fight with Brooklyn Steiner, as evidenced by the large bandage on his forehead that’s covering his stitches, the wrap around his ribs, and his noticeable limp.
Rocco is slapping Tommy on the back, getting him hyped up for the match as Vengador is shown to his corner by the official.
Tommy climbs up the ring steps, steps through the ropes, and glares at Vengador before smirking at the crowd who absolutely detests him.
Jean-Luc Watkins:“This crowd is certainly against Tommy Bedlam here, and who can blame them? His actions over the last few weeks have been absolutely deplorable. What he did earlier tonight to Brooklyn Steiner was disgusting.”
Konchu Hao:“Don’t forget what this does to Vengador. He’s been preparing for Johnny Johnson, not Tommy Bedlam.”
Jean-Luc Watkins:“He hasn’t. But Bedlam is beat all to hell, here. That fight with Brooklyn Steiner earlier has to have taken it out of him.”
Kurt Harrington: “Here is your winner, TOMMY BEDLAAAAAAM!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Well, you can tell this crowd is not happy with this result, but Bedlam pulled it off. Tomorrow night, he’s going to have a chance to reclaim the X Championship that he relinquished months ago.
Tommy stands over Vengador, seeming to soak in the boos from the crowd. He kicks a broken piece of table away as he makes his way back toward the ramp with Rocco Sullivan close behind.
He stops at the top of the ramp, turns around to face the crowd, and taunts them by pretending to wrap a title belt around his waist.
The Back in Business Night One coverage resumes inside Madison Square Garden and there is an excited but somewhat nervous atmosphere inside the world renowned venue. Fans are shown taking deep breaths, and some now even arguing amongst themselves as clear lines are being drawn ahead of the final match of the evening.
The commentary team is shown once more, but now Jean-Luc Watkins and Konchu Hao have been joined by a third just for this match.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “The tension here is palpable, wrestling fans. Tonight has already served as another historic chapter in the annual spectacle that is Back in Business, but there is still one match to come. A deeply, deeply personal affair between two teams with copious amounts of history with each other, and the FWA World Tag Team Championships hanging in the balance. To help us call what I am sure is going to be a display of pure carnage, Christian Quinn. Great to have you back at the table, Christian.”
Christian Quinn: “It’s great to be back, Jean-Luc. A story that began ten years ago when Danny Toner and Randy Ramon both first set foot in the FWA has led to this moment tonight; finally with their differences set aside they face off against two men who epitomise their regret. FTN took advantage of a vacuum and catapulted themselves far above their stations. Tonight, the champions will put the challengers back in their rightful places.”
Konchu Hao: “Without seeking to sour the camaraderie so imminently, I think it would be wise to write off Alyster Black and Chris Peacock so easily, my friend. I’ve battled with both of them - as has Jean-Luc - and can attest to their legitimacy. Lest you also forget who is responsible for that limp of yours...”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Now, now. That’s enough of that, gentlemen. Personal preferences aside, I think we can all agree that this match is filled with promise. To be contested under Warehouse rules-”
Christian Quinn: “That means that absolutely anything goes, Jean-Luc. A rule set that all four will be familiar with. Yes, even Randy Ramon.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Born from the historic meeting between Danny Toner and Chris Peacock three and a half years ago. And as Christian says, absolutely anything goes. There is nothing off limits here, so long as the match ends with a pin fall or submission inside the ring. Tags are required however you’ll probably see the insistence for them dissipate as the match progresses.”
Konchu Hao: “It’s going to be CHAOTIC. There will be UNPARALLELED DESTRUCTION! IT ALL ENDS HERE! KEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “I could not have put it better myself. Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and get ready because we’re ready to go.”
[War || Hypnotic Brass Ensemble]
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Oh no…”
The fans stand up at the music abruptly plays. Approximately half of them are rabidly cheering whilst the other half are tearing their lungs to shreds with the boos. After a few seconds, Allen Price appears on the ramp. The manual wheelchair he has been bound to since Randy Ramon broke his leg has been replaced by a motorised one. Price stops it at the top of the ramp and is shown to be smirking.
Christian Quinn: “What does this idiot want?”
The reason for his complacency becomes clear when he begins to advance down the ramp. At the press of a button, a foggy white, foam-like substance is sprayed out from behind him. It is a sorry excuse for a release, barely going a few inches above his head and then landing on the ground behind him without much fanfare. A runner sweeps it away almost as soon as it lands but this is not noticed by the oblivious Price. The camera follows Price and the microphone attached to it picks up his commentary of his own entrance - “OH MY GOD IT'S A DAMN CUM WHEELCHAIR!”
Konchu Hao: “This is not the chaos I was referring to, I want that made clear!”
Price brings the wheelchair around to the commentary table and parks it up next to Konchu Hao, who shuffles away from him. He pulls out a headset from the horrendous and gaudy lime pastel suit he is wearing and tosses the cable onto the table.
Christian Quinn: “You’re joking, right? He’s not doing fucking commentary. YOU DON’T BELONG HERE, DICKFACE!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Oh for fu-”
With a face plastered with premature regret, Watkins slots Price’s lead into an open slot in the console.
Allen Price: “Oh, thank you, Jean-Luc! Thank you so much!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Consider that charity, Price. I must stress that you are on an incredibly short leash. A cum wheelchair, really?”
Allen Price: “I think it’s going to catch on. I’ve filed the patent already. But enough about me, I’m not the talking point here-”
Christian Quinn: “You don’t say.”
Allen Price: “OH YEAH?! You shut your crippled ASS up, Quinn, and you show the next tag team champions the respect they deserve! Because guess what? FTN. Alyster Black. Chris Peacock… HERE THEY COME!”
[Gangplank Galleon]
Despite the divided crowd, there is almost a unanimously loud cheer once the challengers’ music begins to play inside MSG. Alyster Black and Chris Peacock walk out together. There are no grand or controversial theatrics like last year; it is clear from their faces that they’re here for business. Peacock wears black trousers which match Alyster’s and the navy accents on Black’s mask is the only colour on either of their wardrobe. A sign in the crowd is almost instantly spotted by Peacock, reading ‘REST IN PEACE DREW’. He nods appreciatively at the fan holding it and then FTN walk towards the ring together. As they pass the camera, the black armbands they are both wearing reads ‘DP’ with an orange heart next to it.
Allen Price: “You saw the signs and you heard the news coming into Back in Business; Chris Peacock laid his twin brother to rest almost a month ago to this day. The fact that he’s here - alongside the man he considers his brother - to fight at the highest level shows how much of a warrior this man is. You pair him up with the toughest son of a bitch in the world, you’ve got two winners and that’s what FTN will be tonight.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Of course the FWA was deeply saddened by the loss of Drew Peacock and our heartfelt condolences are offered to Chris and the rest of the Peacock family.”
Konchu Hao: “I have since come to view Chris Peacock and Alyster Black in a different light since this event. Where I once saw two fierce competitors in an alliance, what is clear now is that whilst their actions and choices in acquaintances leave a lot to be desired, a brotherhood exists between them.”
At ringside, FTN stop to interact with a couple of people in the front row. Chris kisses a woman on the cheek as Alyster fist bumps a young man. Chris then presses his forehead against the boy’s, hugging him and then kissing him on the head before he rolls into the ring.
Allen Price: Chris’s nephew, Max. Drew’s son. All from right here in New York. Then there’s the beautiful Cindy, Chris’s girlfriend-”
Christian Quinn: “Is she registered blind, deaf and with deficiencies in the rest of her senses? What the hell is someone like her doing with Chris Peacock?”
The challengers bump fists in the ring and discuss some last minute strategy as their music fades out. They start to pace, awaiting their opponents. The lights go out in the arena…
[Gangplank Galleon || Sixx: A.M.]
It is a mixed arena as the lights return and on the stage the previously shaded out area now houses Nicky Sixx and the rest of Sixx: A.M., who begin playing to a cheer from the crowd.
“Stand up to the devil slowly rising,
Clear your throat now, you can call for their demise.
Speak out, don't let the status quo define you.
This is your world, just put the fear back in their eyes.
There comes a time when you know there's a problem…
Rise up, it's a dawn of a new day!
Hands up, it's gonna be okay!
Even when they strangle you!
Get yourselves together!
Strike down for all that oppose you!
Look now, what have they sold you?
Even if they anger you,
Get yourselves together!
Get yourselves together!
Get yourselves together!
RISE!
Get yourselves together!
RISE!
Stand up and live your life!
RISE!
Get yourselves together!”
As the band continues to play the song, a figure emerges onto the stage and stands tall next to the band. ‘Rockstar’ Randy Ramon proudly looks down at the championship on his shoulder and nods at Nicky before he marches down to the ring with his eyes firmly set on FTN inside of it, specifically Chris Peacock.
Allen Price: “I can’t be the only one tired of hearing this song, right?”
Christian Quinn: “Give it a rest, Price. Randy Ramon and Danny Toner may have had their differences in the last decade but even I will concede that this man is arguably the greatest tag team wrestler in the history of this company. He is just one reign shy of equalling the record held by Devin Golden and Ashley O’Ryan, but my prediction is that he’s going to be stuck on reign number six for some time holding the titles alongside Danny.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Randy Ramon’s impact on tag team wrestling cannot be understated, but it is his other recent impacts that have drawn the ire of the challengers tonight. At Lights Out last year, he interfered in the match between Black and Peacock, cutting Peacock’s reign short and causing Black to have a crisis of confidence. He almost broke FTN up that night.”
Konchu Hao: “The Dark Roads Alliance did not do much to improve that situation either…”
Ramon gets into the ring, showing no fear of either Peacock or Black and Alyster has to hold Chris back. Ramon climbs up onto the turnbuckle and nods his head as the band finishes up the song and Nicky Sixx thanks the crowd and endorses Ramon. Pleased with it, Ramon jumps down and looks at Peacock who stares daggers at him. Peacock’s focus on Ramon is only broken by the next song to play…
[Down With the Sickness || Disturbed]
Chris Peacock grits his teeth and balls his fists, but the crowd ROARS in approval as the Disturbed song begins to play. The song reserved for Warehouse matches and also those against Chris Peacock plays and strobe lights shine around the historic venue. Once David Draiman’s voice delivers the iconic “OH-WAH-HAH-HAH-AH!”, Danny Toner appears on the stage with his arms outstretched, receiving a hero’s welcome. He closes his eyes and takes in the atmosphere before bursting back into life and hyping up the crowd.
Christian Quinn: “It is quite pathetic how easy it is to get under your guy’s skin, Price.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Ever the master tactician, an expert in getting inside the heads and under the skins of his opponents and using their disturbed temperaments to his advantage. Danny Toner is ‘The Chessmaster’, and his opponents are merely pawns for him to bend to his will. I think there is no one that can deny that on his day and in these big matches… no one shines better than Danny Toner.”
Christian Quinn: “When you’re right, you’re right, Jean-Luc. FTN are here because Danny Toner wants them to be. Neither Peacock or Black can hold a candle to him and he knows it, but so do they. He’ll let them enjoy the experience of being in a main event of Back in Business – the first and last time for Black. They can pay respects to Peacock’s deadbeat brother, but make no mistake, Toner takes no prisoners and these two clowns are going to realise that this is a fight that they did not want to pick.”
Toner rolls into the ring after milking the crowd for all that they are worth.
Once the commotion has died down, the two teams take their places in opposite corners. The referee, Larry Stevens, holds up the championships in the air, the lights inside MSG reflecting off of them. Kurt Harrington takes a step forward and clears his throat into the microphone.
Kurt Harrington: “The following is a Tag Team Match to be contested under Warehouse Rules, and it is for the FWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!”
A big cheer goes up for the announcement and focus turns to FTN. Neither of them are looking at the titles, only at the equally focused and determined Ramon and Toner standing opposite them.
Kurt Harrington: “Introducing first, the challengers! First, from San Dimas, California… weighing in at none of your damn business… he is the ‘BLACK JESUS’… ALYSTERRRRRRRRR BLAAAAACK!!!”
A mixed reaction for Black, with the pro-Toner section of the crowd making themselves heard along with the FTN fanatics. An excited rumble swells as a close up of Black’s partner is shown.
Kurt Harrington: “His tag team partner… from Brooklyn, NEW YORK!”
Kurt pauses to allow a big cheer, causing Chris Peacock to crack a small smile. Danny Toner rolls his eyes.
Kurt Harrington: “He weighs in tonight at two-hundred and ten pounds… he is ‘The King of Dong Style’, ‘Dreamer’s Nightmare’ and ‘DISCO’S LAST WARRIOR’… your very own GRAND SLAM CHAMPION… CHRISSSSS PEEEEEEACOCCKKKK!!!”
A very loud cheer for Chris Peacock drowns out any negative reaction for him.
Kurt Harrington: “Together they are EFFFFFFFFFF!!! TEEEEEE!!!! ENNNNNNNNNN!!!”
Placing a hand on Peacock’s shoulder, Black nods at his partner and Peacock returns the sentiment. Attention then turns to the champions in the other corner, with the chanting for Danny Toner already starting to begin. Before that though, the focus turns to Randy Ramon. ‘Rockstar’ wears a steely expression.
Kurt Harrington: “Their opponents… First, from Detroit Rock City and weighing in at two-hundred and forty pounds… he is one half of the FWA World Tag Team Champions… ‘ROCKSTAR’ RRRRRRRAAAANDYYYYYYYYY RRRRRAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOON!!!”
Harrington does not even get the chance to begin introducing Ramon’s partner as the crowd hijacks the moment.
“DANNY!
DANNY!
DANNY FUCKIN’ TONER!”
A smirk forms on Toner’s face.
Kurt Harrington: “His tag team partner… the other half of the FWA World Tag Team Champions… from NEW YORK CITY…”
Another giant cheer for another New Yorker.
Kurt Harrington: “He is DAAAAAAAANNNNYYYY!”
“FUCKING!”
Kurt Harrington: “TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!”
More chanting for Toner ensues and both teams convene in their respective corners. Some discussions take place between them as to who is going to start things off, but there is a clear air of anticipation in the crowd.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Many things have been said by these two teams but now, the time for talking is over. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the main event!”
Madison Square Garden erupts as Larry Stevens’ hand hits the mat for the third time. Randy Ramon bows his head to break off the eye contact with Peacock, who instantly allows the emotions to hit him and he drops to his knees with his face in his hands. Alyster Black grabs him from behind and hugs him as confetti begins to rain down from the rafters above them.
Kurt Harrington: “Here are your winners… AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… ALYSTER BLACK AND CHRIS PEACOCK… FTN!!!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Almost forty minutes of chaos culminates in us crowning new FWA World Tag Team Champions, with FTN ascending to the top of the tag team division for the second time. Alyster Black remains undefeated at Back in Business and Chris Peacock makes it consecutive victories in the main event-”
Allen Price: “Oh who gives a shit about the accolades, Jean-Luc?! FTN have overcome their demons; Ramon and Toner hung over them like bad omens for years! Now those demons have been exercised and those omens are gone. Chris Peacock is a champion again, alongside his brother in spirit and that will be dedicated to Drew. Drew, you crazy bastard, you were looking down on us tonight. That one was for you.”
Konchu Hao: “A moment brimmed with so much emotion it would even make the most devious of beings such as myself shed a tear were I able to. A brotherhood of choice, forged by love grown in the heat of battle. There is no stronger bond.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Christian… anything you want to say here?”
A clunking sound is heard as Christian Quinn tosses his headset to one side and in the background of the FTN celebrations he can be seen rising from his seat to Allen Price’s great amusement.
Allen Price: “Who's the dickface now, huh?”
Randy Ramon walks up the ramp, holding his ribs with a frustrated look on his face. ‘Rockstar’ mutters something under his breath which could suggest that whilst Peacock decreed their business complete, it may not actually be over as far as he is concerned. Despite his disappointment, he lifts an arm into the air and receives a gracious cheer from the New York crowd before he turns away and disappears into the back.
Peacock and Black stand up, and Chris looks up to the heavens and nods his head with tears in his eyes. Larry Stevens enters the ring with the championships in his hands and FTN stand together with their arms around each other ready to accept them… but Stevens is spun around by Danny Toner!
The fans are confused as Toner snatches the belts out of the referee’s hands and shoves Stevens out of the way. FTN step forward, ready to fight him once again but the exhausted and beaten down Toner shakes his head… before presenting FTN the championships himself.
Allen Price: “Dammit, that’s the Danny Toner I know. After two years of playing the fool and trying his hardest to be the big bad wolf… that’s the real him. A man who knows when he’s been beaten and will show the right respect to the winners. A class act.”
Black reluctantly nods his head in Toner’s direction and then Danny speaks to Peacock and points up to the sky and can be heard saying, “He’s gonna be so fuckin’ proud of you. I’m so sorry for your loss, man.” Then for the first time in a long time, Chris Peacock and Danny Toner embrace to a HUGE cheer from their fellow New Yorkers. Toner then pats Peacock on the shoulder and leaves the ring, collapsing into a seated position on the ramp.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “I think as far as these fans are concerned, this match could not have ended in a better way. Their two heroes, hated most elsewhere in the country but can do no wrong in their eyes, have reconciled.”
Peacock and Black hug once more as Peacock’s music plays in MSG with the crowd singing along. The two are then joined in the ring by young Max, who Chris holds tightly to his chest and kisses on the top of his head. The Diamond Dogs have also appeared at ringside and they help Allen Price up from the announce position and into the ring. There is a group hug for the Peacock branch of the FTN Family and then Max lifts both Peacock and Black’s arms one more time to another big cheer.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Konchu, it’s been a pleasure.”
Konchu Hao: “Indeed! KEHAHAHAHAA!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Tonight will be a night of celebrations for the FTN Family, but will there be more for them to rejoice over tomorrow night? Can Krash do what Chris Peacock and Alyster Black have managed and as Price surprisingly eloquently put it… exercise his demons? Or will Jeremy Best continue to cast his friendly shadow over the FWA? Find out tomorrow night… Night Two.”
The first night of Back in Business XVIII ends with the new FWA World Tag Team Champions hugging in the middle of the ring as a content, almost proud Danny Toner watches on from ringside.
FANTASY
WRESTLING
ALLIANCE
proudly presents
BACK IN BUSINESS
XVIII
Live from Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York, USA.
Saturday 10th August.
NIGHT ONE.
We open with a wide shot of the arena, noticeably with no PPV opening theme song playing in the background (do we do those?), but with a soundtrack of eighteen and a half thousand rabid and partisan FWA fans repeatedly chanting the company’s name.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Welcome, wrestling fans, to the biggest event in the professional wrestling calendar… welcome to Madison Square Garden in New York City… welcome… to the eighteenth instalment of Back in Business!!"
Konchu Hao: "As a veteran of three Back in Businesses and one X4, Jean-Luc, it’s an honour to be here next to you - my fifth best friend in the FWA - in order to call all of the action from both nights of this extravaganza!!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "We’re only doing the fir -- yes, Konchu. A great honour!"
The camera pans over the audience, revealing a series of signs being brandished by the enthusiastic fans: ‘SUMMER’S OVER’, ‘XYZITE’ (with an arrow pointing down), ‘WE MISS LIZZIE’, ‘WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT?’, ‘[REDACTED]’, ‘TONER COUNTRY’, ‘ALLEN PRICE BLOWS’, ‘BRING BACK PPV THEMES’, ‘BROOKLYN FOR STEINER;, ‘BURN BUDDY BURN’, ‘EXILE’ (with an arrow pointing down), ‘GET RID OF PPV THEMES’, ‘MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS’, ‘FREE PALESTINE’. ‘CHRIS PEACOCK IS AS EDGY AS A SATSUMA’, ‘KONCHU FOR PRESIDENT’, and ‘TRUMP FOR PRIMOGEN OF THE BLACK MASS’ are visible amongst many others.
And, dotted amongst them all, we see a large number of individual sets of ‘K’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘S’, ‘H’ fans, from the front row up to the rafters. That particular match-up might not be until Night Two, but there’s an excitement in the air for it ahead of time nonetheless.
After this sweeping shot of the crowd, we settle on the commentary desk, with JLW doing his best to comfort us with a welcoming smile, whilst Konchu looks slightly wide-eyed and manic next to him.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "You already mentioned the X4, Konchu, and Bellatrix Bordeaux’s first round match-up against Aaron Harrows is one of three championship matches scheduled for Night One. We’ll also see XYZ try to finally get his hands on championship gold in the FWA, as he challenges for the Television title against long-time rival Kleio De Santos."
Konchu Hao: "And then there’s our main event, featuring a team that I’ve been to war with myself as part of Dark Roads Alliance trying to reclaim their gold. I’m talking, of course, about Alyster Black and Chris Peacock of FTN, who will challenge Randy Ramon and Danny Toner for the FWA World Tag Team Championships."
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Tommy Bedlam will face Brooklyn Steiner in a parking lot brawl, Sawyer Xavier will go one-on-one with Nova Taylor, and the X4 semi-finals are rounded out by Vengador and Johnny Johnson. But first: a rivalry that has become very personal, and has built over the course of a whole year since last night’s Night One in Mexico City. I’m talking, of course, about Dreamer and Der Basterd. But, at least according to my sources backstage, it appears that Shawn Summers is still on his way to the arena…"
We cut to a different feed, which opens on a limousine. The man in the back of it - blonde haired and smiling (or more smirking) - is staring through an open window, the unmistakable sight of New York rolling by outside. He presses a button to wind them up, the tinted windows hiding the scene on the other side of them.
Shawn Summers: "It’s here, ladies and gentlemen: Back in Business XVIII. The biggest night of the year, and the biggest match of our tulip’s career, even if she doesn’t know it yet. As befitting such a grand occasion, I thought I should begin the broadcast by addressing all of you. Against Rupert’s better judgement, that is. He thinks I should be getting ready for Michelle. But she knows better than anyone how ready for her I am."
A pause to allow his grin to resonate.
Shawn Summers: "Now, I don’t usually wear my ring gear when in my limousine. In fact, Rupert here thinks it quite uncouth…"
Watkins, sitting opposite Summers, shuffles uncomfortably, the leather upholstery squeaking slightly as his suit rubs against it. Summers is wearing his gear and a shimmering white jacket, zipped up, sequined and sparkling under the limo’s low light.
Shawn Summers: "But I’d much rather spend as little time as possible at Madison Square Garden. It’s something about the East Coast. The big apple? Tastes rotten to me. I don’t usually travel with a cameraman, either. Three’s a crowd, you know? Tonight is special, though. I thought I’d pull back the curtain..."
The car, which has been static since we joined Summers in the back of it, finally begins to move, eliciting a more sincere smile from Shawn. This only lasts a few moments, though, with the car abruptly stopping again, the sound of dozens of New Yorkers simultaneously honking their horns in frustration muffled but audible through the car.
Shawn Summers: "Don’t you just hate traffic? I’m going to be late. Driver? Driv --"
Der Basterd’s query to the driver, whatever that might be, never gets verbalised, because - quite suddenly - the door of his car is opened and the wrestler is pulled out of it. The crowd, still several blocks away in the confines in the arena, first gasps and then pops. Rupert Watkins looks on aghast. The cameraman sits for a moment, perhaps too shocked to do anything else.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Get after them! What are we paying you for?!"
As if he can hear Jean-Luc (he can’t, and therefore can’t correct him by pointing out that he’s being paid directly by Mr. Summers), the cameraman clambers to the end of the limousine and leaps out of the door. When he finally re-aligns his camera, we find - to nobody’s surprise - Michelle von Horrowitz throwing Shawn Summers over the hood of an adjacent Chevrolet Camaro!
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Looks like we’re getting right into the action here, with Michelle von Horrowitz and Shawn Summers not quite with us in Madison Square Garden. Instead, they’re… well, I’m not quite sure where they are!"
Konchu Hao: "I’d wager they’re in New York, Jean-Luc."
Michelle climbs up onto the hood, garnering ire from its driver…
Chevrolet Driver: “Hey! I’m driving here!"
Dreamer ignores him, instead surveying Summers as he climbs to his feet. The cameraman momentarily pans upwards, revealing the Empire State Building looming overhead, before showing Michelle von horrowitz diving off the hood of the Chevrolet with a cross-body!
… but Summers catches her!! He carries her over toward a parking meter, dropping her onto it with a snake’s eyes! And then he takes her over on the sidewalk with a clothesline! Der Basterd proceeds to stumble backwards onto the sidewalk himself, before he drags himself up to his feet and dusts himself off, before quickly hurrying towards a nearby yellow cab. He tries to dive into the back of it, but Michelle prevents him from doing so, first slamming his head off the top off the cab and then closing the door onto his right hand. Der Basted staggers backward, but Michelle collects him, and drives him down onto the nearby curb with a Russian leg sweep!
Michelle throws Shawn into the front of the building, before delivering a drop toe hold onto a nearby bench in the plaza. The pair then disappear up West 33rd Street, the cameraman hustling to follow them, continuing their brawl against a backdrop of gridlock. Michelle drags Summers over towards a stationary, driverless Toyota Camry and places him in a front facelock…
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Michelle maybe going for a suplex or a brainbuster here, but Summers digs his heels in, maybe sensing his peril… and then delivers a snap suplex of his own!"
Michelle is dropped onto the sidewalk in front of a dim sum restaurant, a crowd gathering from the outdoor areas of nearby bars. They don’t seem to be FWA fans, and seem somewhat perplexed when Summers clutches von Horrowitz and drags her to her feet in a bearhug… before throwing her overhead with a belly-to-belly suplex!! Onto the hood of the Camry!!
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Wipe Out from Shawn Summers, sending MvH onto and over the hood of that car! Dreamer crawls away between the cars of that traffic jam, with Summers in hot pursuit…"
Konchu Hao: "Michelle climbs up onto the roof of a four-by-four, helmed by a currently unsuspecting driver, perhaps in an attempt to get away from Der Basterd. But rats are good climbers! He follows her up there!"
The driver gets out of his car, but surprisingly decides to film the incident on his cell phone instead of interjecting. Michelle is up to her knees, Summers standing over her, and he drags her head into position between his legs, maybe looking for Midsommar on top of the Jeep. Dreamer, though, drops down to a knee, and drives her forearm upwards with a vicious low blow!!
Konchu Hao: "That’s one way to turn the tide…"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Summers drops down to his knees, and it’s Michelle’s turn to drag his head into position. She hooks both arms… TIGER DRIVER ‘98!! The roof of the Jeep caves in!!"
Michelle immediately climbs down from the roof, grabbing Summers by the scruff of his neck and pulling him down onto the hood. She is standing next to the car as she hooks both arms again, this time with Der Basterd in a front facelock. She pulls his torso parallel to the road, his legs still draped over the hood… and spikes him down onto the road with a DDT!!
MvH is breathing heavily, but with the traffic beginning to move she deems it prudent to collect Summers and drag him out of the road on the other side of it. Cars honk their horns as she holds them up, but she takes her time and Irish whips Der Basterd into the front of a bus bound for the Port Authority Bus Terminal. Summers stumbles onto the sidewalk and into the busy, pedestrianised area where Broadway crosses 33rd and 6th. A large crowd has gathered now, some - who are privy to exactly what they are witnessing - cheering but most are simply filming the incident on their phones. As Der Basterd turns to face his opponent (or future opponent, technically, as the match hasn’t begun) he sees her charging towards him, and that the last moment he’s able to telegraph and sidestep the attack, collecting Dreamer in a rear waistlock, and throwing her backwards with a release German suplex!!
After sucking in a few deep lung-fulls of oxygen, Summers collects Michelle and drags her over to the 6th Street crossing, where he waits patiently for the signal whilst delivering a half-dozen-ish European uppercuts to Dreamer. Eventually, the signal turns green, and Summers throws Michelle onto the crossing, backing her across it with a series of forearms. Before they get to the other sidewalk, Summers kicks her in the midsection, and this time lifts Michelle up onto his shoulders…
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Shawn Summers looking for a powerbomb here… but reversal from MvH! She sends him sprawling onto the sidewalk with a hurricanrana!!"
It’s Summers’ turn to crawl away, and he spots a stationary pick-up truck. Perhaps in an attempt to escape, he climbs into the back of it, but owing to the red lights ahead Michelle (as well as the cameraman) is able to follow him in. Summers attempts to fend her off with some right hands, but she steps out of range before striking him with a knee raise. Shawn stumbles backwards into the corner of the cargo bed as the pick-up truck begins to move, with Dreamer gripping onto the side for stability as well as to lay in some stomps!
The cameraman pans up from the stomping Dreamer to the road ahead, with Madison Square Garden now clearly visible just half a block up. Michelle sees it too, and she grabs Der Basterd by the scruff of the neck, dragging him to the side of the moving pick-up truck… and then clotheslining over the side of it!!! Dreamer goes flying from the cargo bed too, with the crowd - still audible from inside the arena - losing it as both disappear from sight! The cameraman quickly creeps to the edge of the cargo bay, the two sprawled out on the sidewalk by the front entrance of Madison Square Garden, before the pick-up truck continues across the intersection and the pair are lost from view…
Fortunately, though, reinforcements arrive from inside the arena, with a pair of cameramen emerging through the doors, along with a team of security men who clear the way amongst late fans and passers by. MvH has risen to her feet, though is moving gingerly as she collects Summers and drags him towards the entrance. They pass by a rowdy queue - now FWA fans, their poor punctuality rewarded in an obscene twist of fate - on their way towards some revolving doors, but before they reach them Summers fights back with some elbows to the ribs, and then a rake of the eyes!!
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Underhanded tactics from Shawn Summers… I guess they’re even from the earlier low blow."
Konchu Hao: "All’s fair until they get into the ring, Jean-Luc. If they ever do."
Michelle recoils from the attack on her eyes, flinching and stumbling backwards, with Summers backing her up further with a discus elbow smash! Michelle falls back against one of the glass, revolving doors… AND SHAWN SUMMERS SPEARS HER RIGHT THROUGH IT!!!! The nearby fans, along with those in the arena, go wild again as the camera picks up Der Basterd and Dreamer lying amongst the broken glass, with Summers the first to start rising to his feet. The ticket and bag checkers don’t really know what to do as he drags his opponent through the area, the pair emerging into a grand, busy concourse, many of the fans seated nearby having made their way into it to see the brawl first hand. Security clear a way for Der Basterd, but he charges through them and into a bar area, throwing Michelle over an occupied table, drinks flying everywhere, and those sitting around it quickly dispersing as she crashes into them!
Michelle stubbornly fights up to her feet, but is greeted by a headbutt from Summers, followed by a boot to the gut that doubles her over. Summers collects her arms, hitting a double underhook suplex, sending Dreamer once again onto the top of the table she’s already crashed over. It’s not a pro wrestling table, though, and it doesn’t budge a centimetre, with Michelle instead sliding off it and into a heap on the ground.
Security are still keeping the fans back as Summers clutches both of Michelle’s wrists and drags her along the floor towards a turnstile, eventually giving up on the effort in favour of grabbing a handful of hair… only for MvH to bite his hand! He replies with an attempted backfist, but Michelle is able to duck underneath it and then hit a double leg takedown, following up with forearm strikes from a mounted position! Summers hastily throws up a guard, but he’s not able to deflect the impactful blows, Michelle only relenting in order to continue the assault with stomps. Eventually, she relents, grabbing Summers by the collar of his jacket and ripping it as she drags him along the ground, through the turnstile and into the arena.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Here they are! Dreamer and Der Basterd arrive in Madison Square Garden, and are heading towards the ring through this capacity crowd!"
The cameras pick up Dreamer dragging Summers along an aisle, through the fans, who are amped for the first in-stadium action of the evening. They boo, though, when Summers stops Michelle’s momentum by diving into the back of her knee with a chop block! Dreamer crumbles to the ground, with Summers finding his feet and shaking loose the cobwebs. He walks past a fan brandishing a sign reading ‘SHAWN SUMMERS EATS SPAGHETTI WITH HIS HANDS’, before hoisting Dreamer up around the midriff and slamming her back down onto the concrete aisle with a gutwrench suplex!
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Both of these competitors are breathing heavily already, having fought half-way across New York City already tonight!"
Konchu Hao: "Well, two blocks of Manhattan, but I understand the exaggeration. These two seem intent on killing one another, with no interest in pinfalls or submissions, except for the ultimate submission that is death."
Dreamer is crawling away from Summers, and he follows her down the aisle between fans, laying into her with frequent stomps, slowing her progress until she again collapses into a heap. Der Basterd poses over her body, much to the chagrin of the audience, who are not usually big fans of Michelle von Horrowitz but have seemingly made an exception given her opponent tonight. He grins at them, standing next to the barricade now, in sight of the ring, before collecting Michelle and throwing her over the barricade and into the ring-side area. Before following her, though, he gets distracted by another fan brandishing another sign. This one reads ‘SHAWN SUMMERS ATTENDS RIOTS IN ROTHERHAM’, which perplexes Der Basterd as much as the one about spaghetti. The fan proceeds to flip Summers the bird, causing him to rip the sign out of his hands, tearing it up into pieces and throwing it in the air in a gesture more reminiscent of Michelle von Horrowitz than Summers. The fan’s continued bird-flipping antics seem to amuse Der Basterd now, who laughs before turning back towards the barricade…
… and Michelle flies over it, catching Summers by the neck and taking him down with a blockbuster!!!
The crowd pops for the move, and Dreamer seemingly isn’t quite sure how to react to the positivity. She instead invests in the task at hand, throwing Summers over the barricade and then following him over.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "It looks like maybe Michelle is ready to move this one into the ring, and maybe then we can get things started officially…"
Konchu Hao: "I wouldn’t bank on it, Jean-Luc. Looks like she’s coming our way…"
Indeed, Dreamer makes a beeline to the announce desk, ripping off the cover and monitors as Konchu and Jean-Luc disperse from behind it. Michelle doesn’t turn back to Summers immediately, though, instead fishing beneath the ring and eventually finding a steel chair. This all gives Der Basterd valuable time to recover, though. When she approaches with the chair raised, he leaps to his feet and - almost in one fluid motion - delivers a standing dropkick, knocking the chair back into Michelle’s face! Dreamer hits the ground and the chair goes flying, Summers taking his time climbing back to a vertical base and grabbing a handful of Michelle’s hair. He leads her over to the announce desk and first throws her down face first onto it. He climbs up onto the top of the turnbuckle, careful at first whilst he tests how sturdy it is. When he’s confident it can take their combined weight, he hoists Michelle up onto it too, once more dragging her head into position between her legs. The commentators can’t illuminate us, having dropped their headsets in haste, but it appears obvious that he’s going for Midsommar again…
Just like earlier in the match, Michelle drops down to one knee, and then drives her forearm upwards towards Shawn’s netherregions. Only this time, Shawn is able to catch her wrist with both hands before she’s able to complete the low blow! He yanks her to her feet, both of them now standing on the announce desk, and winds up for a BIG headbutt. Maybe too big, though, as Dreamer is able to telegraph the attack, and quickly kicks upwards into the groin, delivering a second low blow at the second time of asking!
Once again, all of the air is driven from Summers, and he slumps down onto his knees. Michelle wastes no time in applying a front facelock, hooking the arm, and heaving Shawn Summers up into the air…
Jean-Luc Watkins (off-mic): "BRAAAAAINBUUUUUSTAAAAAAH!!"
Jean-Luc is so loud that we can hear him even without the headset, although the end of his cry is muffled by the imploding announce desk and the huge pop around the arena. The cameras show both competitors lying amongst the table debris, Michelle eventually rolling over onto her front and sucking in some deep breaths, though it is clear that the move - as well as the brawl in general - has taken a lot out of her too. She gets to her feet and staggers towards the ring, using the apron to prop herself up. We hear the announcers repositioning their headsets.
Konchu Hao: "Such carnage out here at ringside! Chaos!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "There’s no need to sound so happy about it, Konchu! Our table has been destroyed thanks to that brainbuster, and now Michelle is looking to do the same thing to those steel ring steps…"
Indeed, Dreamer removes the upper half of the steel steps and discards them, before dragging the lower half a little closer to Summers. Der Basterd is still barely moving after the brainbuster, but MvH gives him a helping hand with one fist full of his hair and the other around the collar of his jacket. She drags him over to the steps, climbing up the two steps and onto the square platform at the top. Once there, she looks to maneuver Summers into a pumphandle position..
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Is she looking for Psycho Driver #2 on top of those steel steps?! This could be bad news for Shawn Summers!"
Konchu Hao: "Couldn’t happen to a nicer Basterd, really…"
Summers is having none of it, though, reaching up with a free hand and digging his thumb into Michelle’s eye!! This causes some separation, but Summers quickly grasps her and again pulls her head into position between his legs. This time though - perhaps having learned from the two low blows he’s received earlier in the sprawling brawl - he proceeds to hook both of her arms before lifting her up…
Jean-Luc Watkins: "SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!"
The crowd loses their mind once more, leading to a raucous HOLY SHIT! chant in the arena.
Konchu Hao: "Michelle von Horrowitz might be broken in half, but Shawn Summers looks in no state to continue either!! Both are spent, and we haven’t yet heard the opening bell!"
Summers collapses backwards, falling from the short height of the steel steps and onto the floor. Michelle, meanwhile, lies spread eagled over the top of them, her back arched at an unholy angle, until eventually she slides down from the top of it and into a heap next to Summers. The crowd are still wild, impatiently cheering for the match to continue, but Der Basterd takes his time in finally rising to his knees and then his feet. He looks up at the official, waiting now impatiently and increasingly desperately for them to get things into the ring, and then picks Michelle up by the hair. He throws her under the bottom rope, Dreamer rolling away from him and into a heap in the corner. Then, finally, after one more disdainful look towards the official, Summers rolls in after her.
The official calls for the bell, and we are now OFFICIALLY underway…
FIRST MATCH | 1/60. Michelle von Horrowitz vs. Shawn Summers. Singles Match. Match Writer: supinesnake/CBK. |
Summers remains in a corner for a moment, breathing heavily, eyes steadily tracking Michelle as she pushes herself up to her knees. He seems in no rush to press the advantage, instead watching and waiting, the audience whipping up into further frenzy as he forces them to show patience. It’s only when, half a minute or so since the bell has been rung, Dreamer pushes herself up to her knees that he finally approaches. He drags her into the middle of the ring, Michelle bent over and seemingly out on her feet, before hooking both of her arms again. Jean-Luc Watkins: "Shawn Summers looking for another sit-out powerbomb maybe?" Konchu Hao: "He wants to apply an exclamation mark…" Michelle has other ideas, though, and is able to over-rotate when she’s lifted onto Summers’ shoulders, slipping out the back and rolling him up with a sunset flip. Instead of pinning down the shoulders, though, she pushes Summers’ calves so that he rolls through. Der Basterd lands on his knees… AND MICHELLE RUNS THROUGH HIM WITH A BUSAIKU KNEE!! Jean-Luc Watkins: "BUSAIKU KNEE KICK!! Less than a minute into this match, and Summers is on dream street!!" Konchu Hao: "But Der Basterd is a wily little shit… he’s back to his feet already, albeit stumbling around…" Jean-Luc Watkins: "… and he stumbles into a second busaiku knee!!! This might be it!" Konchu Hao: "Michelle doesn’t think so. She hoists Summers up once more, looking for that killer blow…" She puts Shawn Summers into pumphandle position, staring out at a crowd that is showing her more appreciation in this act than they ever have in her career, in her life… and then, with a gargantuan amount of effort, she hoists the much larger man up off the ground… Jean-Luc Watkins: "PSYCHO DRIVER #2!!! Into the cover…" ONE… TWO… THREE!! |
RESULT: Michelle von Horrowitz wins via pinfall at 01:52. |
Michelle rolls off Shawn, remaining in a seated position with her palms flat on the floor behind her. She’s breathing heavily, staring dead ahead of her, ghostly pale and somewhat aghast. She barely believes it’s over - that she’s won - and can’t bring herself to look over at Summers’ supine and beaten body. It’s only when her music begins to play and the announcement is made that she starts to believe...
Kurt Harrington: "Here is your winner… ‘Dreamer’... Michelle… von… HORROWITZ!!"
Dreamer climbs to her feet, but deliberately does so whilst facing away from Summers. She still hasn’t laid eyes on him since the three was counted.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "The official record books will read less than two minutes, but that only tells part of the story. An incredible brawl unfolded before the opening bell was even rung, and this could’ve gone either way once they finally found their way into the ring."
Konchu Hao: "It could have gone either way, but it went one way! And very quickly!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "I’m reminded of a match from three years ago between Devin Golden and Alyster Black from three years ago, and if history teaches me anything, it’s that a chaotic and brutal battle - like the one we witnessed tonight - usually means the feud is far from over."
On this ominous proclamation, Michelle climbs out of the ring, walking away from it without once looking back, as if an Orphean figure with enough restraint to escape the tragedy.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Folks, I’m getting word that there’s something going on backstage. We’ve got a camera on the way…yes. Yea. There he is.”
The camera cuts to the backstage area where the cameraman is running toward a familiar voice that’s heard in the distance.
Brooklyn Steiner: “BEDLAM! BEDLAM! Where the hell are you?”
Brooklyn Steiner is seen kicking open doors in the backstage area, obviously in pursuit of “The Cowboy” as the capacity crowd at Madison Square Garden goes into a frenzy.
Finally, a young man with a headset on points toward a long corridor that leads from the backstage area to the concourse. Brooklyn breaks into a slow trot as the cameraman finally catches up.
Brooklyn continues his pursuit as he passes a group of screaming fans who are waiting in line near the FWA merchandise table. For the first time, Steiner ignores the throngs of adoring fans.
Steiner goes around another corner where he’s met by a cheap shot from Bedlam who has a steel pipe in his hand. Bedlam swings the pipe directly into Steiner’s ribs, doubling “The Workhorse” over at his waist.
Bedlam hoists the pipe over his head to drive it into Steiner’s spine, but Brooklyn plants an elbow in Tommy’s midsection. It’s quickly followed by another as Bedlam drops the pipe.
SECOND MATCH | 1/60. Tommy Bedlam vs. Brooklyn Steiner. Singles Match. Match Writer: Willis & Tommy |
Jean-Luc Watkins:“Folks, keep in mind. This is not a wrestling match. Tommy Bedlam couldn’t get medical clearance following his shoulder surgery. This is an unsanctioned fight that Brooklyn Steiner wanted. There is no ref, there is no rules. No one is going to win by pinfall or submission.” Konchu Hao:“I guess this fight ends when one of them just can’t go anymore? Is that the plan here” Jean-Luc Watkins:“I honestly have no idea, Konchu. I’m not sure that it’s even been announced. But Brooklyn Steiner has been waiting for this opportunity ever since that coward Tommy Bedlam started his spineless attacks on him.” Steiner reaches down and picks up the pipe, and suddenly, he’s the one with the advantage. He pulls the pipe back and swings it like a baseball bat, crashing it into Tommy’s ribs. Tommy drops to a knee as Steiner winds up and delivers another blow, this time to Bedlam’s spine. Brooklyn tosses the pipe to the side as it clangs against the concrete floor. He grabs Tommy by the back of the head and pulls him up from the ground, leading him around the concourse by the hair. The fans part like the Red Sea as Brooklyn throws Tommy head first into a beer cooler. Tommy hits the ground, where Brooklyn immediately starts delivering a series of boots. He reaches into the cooler, grabs a beer, and pours it on Tommy’s head before drinking what’s left. Brooklyn turns his back, just for a moment, and that gives Tommy the opening he needs to deliver a chop block into the knee of “The Workhorse.” Brooklyn crumples to the ground as Tommy checks his head for signs of blood. Sure that he’s not bleeding, Tommy scoops Steiner up off the ground, puts him on his good shoulder, and runs toward one of the doors that lead to 33rd Street. Jean-Luc Watkins:“He’s not going to…OH MY GOD!” Tommy charges toward one of the doors and drives Steiner’s head into it. Brooklyn Steiner hits the concrete floor and blood immediately begins to pool under his head. Not satisfied with his work, Tommy grabs Steiner by the arm and drags him through the door and onto the sidewalk around MSG. He unceremoniously tosses Steiner down the concrete steps and toward the street. Tommy picks up a large piece of concrete that’s laying on the ground, and slams it toward the ground, but Steiner just gets out of the way! Konchu Hao:“My God, that could have killed him!” Steiner rolls away, creating a bit of distance between himself and Tommy. Tommy charges in, but Steiner gets a shoulder down into Tommy’s thigh, sending “The Cowboy” tumbling to the concrete. Steiner gets to his feet first and goes back on the offensive. Before Tommy can get all the way back to his feet, Steiner is on him, throwing a bevy of rights and lefts, hitting any part of Tommy that he can get his fists on. He grabs Tommy by the head and slings him into a garbage can. Staying on the offensive, Brooklyn grabs Tommy’s hair again and slams him into a mailbox, and now “The Cowboy” is bleeding! From somewhere in the distance, someone can be heard singing, and The Naked Cowboy, a staple in New York City appears on the sidewalk. Steiner walks toward him, grabs his guitar, and swings it wildly, causing it to explode over Tommy’s head. Bedlam is down, and may be out! The Naked Cowboy: “Dude! That was my guitar! Is that guy dead?!” Brooklyn Steiner: “I fucking hope. Send me a bill for the guitar.” Steiner runs his hand down his face, smearing the blood that’s still oozing from his forehead as he catches his breath. Tommy starts to stir, and Brooklyn realizes that he needs to keep the offense up. He stalks toward Tommy like a lion approaching wounded prey, but Tommy grabs his ankle and sweeps it out from under him. Steiner lands hard on the sidewalk, grabbing the back of his head. Bedlam manages to get to his feet first, but he doesn’t go toward a fallen Steiner. Instead, Tommy moves toward the street. He grabs the backdoor of a taxi that’s stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic, throws it open, and pulls a well-dressed man and his briefcase out of the backseat, throwing him to the sidewalk. Tommy Bedlam:“FUCKING GO! GO! JUST FLOOR IT!” Jean-Luc Watkins:“Is Bedlam…is he running away? This guy has just jumped in a cab and told the driver to floor it. What the hell?!” The cab isn’t making much progress as it nears the corner of 31st and 33rd Streets outside Madison Square Garden. As Steiner gets to his feet, he’s looking around. He doesn’t appear to realize that Tommy has tried to escape. Seeing the camera man standing near the taxi trying to get a shot of Bedlam, Steiner runs toward the cab. He jumps onto the back of it! Brooklyn Steiner is on the back of a taxi! Tommy Bedlam:“I SAID FUCKING GO!” The cab slowly eases into the other lane, but traffic is at a near gridlock. Meanwhile, Steiner is still on the back of the cab punching the glass viciously. With a sharp and forceful hard kick, Steiner smashes the rear windshield as glass of the windshield shatters everywhere. The impact of Steiner kick startles “The Cowboy”. With rage Brooklyn reaches through the broken window and takes Bedlam and with raw strength yanks the former X Division Champion out the back of the window. Brooklyn snatches him onto the trunk of the cab. Bedlam lands hard on the pavement, leaving a trail of blood down the back of the cab. But before he can get himself together and recover, Steiner is on him with a fury of fists as the battle in the parking lot resumes as both men trade punches with one another as in the background the destroyed taxi cab is the backdrop of the chaos of this unsanctioned fight. The two continue swinging wildly as they work their way back toward the arena. The unsanctioned match moves from the parking lot to the backstage area of Madison Square Garden, Steiner and Bedlam trade strikes as the two crash into equipment and crates as the backstage crew move out the way. Tommy see’s an opening and hits Steiner with a low blow that allows the momentum of this brawl to be in his favor for the moment. He capitalizes on his chance as he assaults Steiner with fists and then takes Brooklyn and rams him head first into a wall. The impact of Steiner’s head hitting the wall looks to knock “The Workhorse” loopy. Tommy stays in control of the fight, shoving Brooklyn forward as the brawl through the backstage area continues until they enter Gorilla Position and then eventually, they burst through the final set of curtains and emerge onto the entrance stage of the FWA’s biggest show of the year—Back In Business. The crowd of MSG erupts as the fight finds itself on the stage of BIB. Tommy is in control as he shoves Steiner down on the ramp as the crowd cheers for Brooklyn to get back into the fight. Steiner shows a mask of pain but as well as determination as he struggles to fight back but Tommy doesn’t let up. Tommy hits Steiner with an elbow to his head. Blood begins to fall faster from the forehead of Steiner, as he begins to fight back and he and Bedlam look like they have been through hell with each other. Brooklyn Steiner with his face now covered in blood fights back as the crowd is behind each strike as Steiner drops Tommy down with a huge chop and then a Lariat clothesline that knocks Tommy Bedlam down as Bedlam falls onto an equipment set up. Konchu Hao:“These two have beaten the hell out of each other. Somebody has to be getting close to staying down.” Jean-Luc Watkins:“And it looks like it may be Bedlam. The Cowboy is down and he’s not moving.” Tommy lays there motionless as Steiner looks up and sees the massive setup that is the FWA Back In Business stage and he has a crazy look on his face as he begins to climb the set all the way to the top as the CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!!!. Jean-Luc Watkins:“No! Don’t do this, Brooklyn! Somebody get out here and get him down! He’s not worth this!” Steiner reaches the top of the set and looks down and says a prayer and then flips off Tommy and he LEAPS!!!! Konchu Hao:“HE DID IT!” From the top of the set on to ….. NO!!! Tommy Bedlam MOVES!!! As Steiner crashes and burns. Jean-Luc Watkins: “Oh my! Brooklyn Steiner just…Konchu, he may be dead! Tommy Bedlam moved, at least I think so. Yes, yes he did. Bedlam is starting to stir. We’ve got to get some help out…OK, there are the EMTs.” The roaring crowd quickly turns to concern as EMT’s rush to Steiner to check on him. They surround Brooklyn, who lies motionless. Blood smeared on Steiner’s face as it shows what lengths he is willing to take things with Tommy Bedlam. Tommy watches the scene unfold as he has a look of shock. Tommy slowly crawls towards the ring. He pulls himself up and under the ropes as he needs more than a moment to get himself together and gather his thoughts. Inside the ring he leans on the ropes as his eyes never leave the scene on the ramp. A sick smirk begins to form on his face. Konchu Hao: “And look at this guy smiling. Bedlam has gone from fan-favorite to an absolute son of a bitch.” The tenison in the arena is filled, EMT’s work on Brooklyn. Carefully, they load him on a backboard and lay him on a stretcher. The crowd has gone from pandemonium to an eerie silence. The camera cuts to the broadcast table. Jean-Luc Watkins: “Folks, Back in Business is our biggest show of the year. These men and women go all-out to put on a show for the fans, but this match, I can’t even call it a match. This fight was personal, especially for Brooklyn Steiner. I’m…I’m not sure what to say here. Brooklyn Steiner, I believe, is on a stretcher, and I’m sure he’ll get some medical attention. We’ll update you as we…” BUT!!! Suddenly the crowd roars as Steiner starts to move his battered and bruised but far from beaten body. The EMT’s try to hold him back and urge him to stay but the hatred for Tommy burns through his body hotter than any pain can. Konchu Hao:“No, this guy has to stop. Somebody get out here and talk him down.” With determination, Steiner slowly walks to the ring as Bedlam in the ring is in shock that Steiner is walking towards him right now. The sight of him bloodied but spirit unbroken ignites the FWA crowd into a craze! The chants of “THIS IS AWESOME” are so loud that it has the arena walls shaking!!! Steiner enters the ring as both men lock eyes and, drained after a brawl to get to this point, begin to trade punches in the middle of the ring. In the ring Steiner hits Bedlam with rights and lefts and then drops Bedlam down with a SPINEBUSTER and locks Bedlam in the middle of the ring with a SHARPSHOOTER!!! Bedlam screams in pain as he knows that reaching for the ropes won’t break the hold and he has to find another way out of it as he crawls to the ropes and uses it as momentum to flip Steiner off him. Both men lay motionless in the middle of the ring as they start to crawl to their feet, Bedlam from nowhere lunges and hits Steiner with a SPEAR!!! From there leaves the ring and starts to throw weapons that were under it inside the ring. Bedlam picks up a Kendo stick and begins to beat down Brooklyn with it as Steiner screams in pain. Bedlam from here lays a steel chair on the mat as he picks up Steiner and hits an ALABAMA SLAM!!! A bag that Bedlam placed into the ring with the rest of the weapons is what he goes for next as he picks up the bag and pours it on the mat as he reveals it to be THUMBTACKS! Jean-Luc Watkins:“Folks, some of you may recall, it was last year, right around this time, when Tommy Bedlam hit a Roughrider on Shawn Summers on a bed of tacks to become the X Champion. My, how things have changed since then.” Bedlam starts to talk trash to Steiner as he screams for him to stay down already as he mocks Steiner for the “Workhorse” Spirit that he has and as he mocks him this allows Steiner from nowhere with everything he has hit Tommy with a REDEMPTION SLAM right on the tacts!!!! Jean-Luc Watkins:“How things have changed! Tommy Bedlam into the bed of tacks!” Bedlam screams in pain as his back is covered in tacts as the fans are on their feet watching these two kill each other out of nothing but pure hatred. In a shocking turn of events, Tommy is the first up to his feet as he staggers a little as that Redemption Slam took apparently everything out of Steiner. Tommy slowly picks up Steiner as he holds him up and screams for him to just die already and again Steiner out of nowhere goes for a RED…… Tommy blocks it and elbows Steiner in the face. Tommy goes and leaves the ring as he re enters the ring and reveals that he has a pair of handcuffs and he then places them on Brooklyn leaving him defenseless from blocking. Tommy picks up a steel chair and as Steiner with whatever he has left in the tank gets to his feet. Tommy Bedlam:“You’re the Workhorse?! You’re the fucking Workhorse? YOU AIN’T SHIT!” Tommy cracks the CHAIR over Steiner’s skull as blood squirts everywhere but Steiner doesn’t stay down as he has a boost of adrenaline in him but with his handcuffed behind him his back he can’t block the second CHAIR!!! Shot over his head as this shot surprisingly doesn’t drop him. Brooklyn Steiner: “KEEP. IT. COMING!” Bedlam does just that and swings all the way back and WACKS the chair against Steiner’s bloody face and this chair shot drops him to his knees as Steiner just won’t die and then a fourth shot knocks Steiner down and on his back. Jean-Luc Watkins: “This needs to be the end. We’re not just talking about Brooklyn Steiner being on the shelf for a couple of weeks. This man’s life could be in danger at this point.” Tommy tosses the chair to the side and unlocks the handcuffs that have been holding Steiner in place. He leans down over “The Workhorse” and begins to taunt him. Steiner reaches up and slaps Bedlam so hard that a mix of blood and sweat fly out of the ring. Steiner raises a single middle finger in Bedlam’s face, enraging “The Cowboy” even more. Tommy grabs a bleeding, battered Brooklyn Steiner by the back of the head and pulls him to his feet. He smirks at the crowd, places Steiner on his shoulders, and drives him to the mat with an 8 Second Ride! Jean-Luc Watkins: “This has to be it. There’s no way that Steiner can get up from that. Bedlam, you win. It’s time to move on.” Tommy looks down at Brooklyn and gets a sadistic look in his eyes. He rolls out of the ring and starts to walk up the ramp. The crowd is silent except for a smattering of boos.Tommy turns around and marches back toward the ring, blood still oozing from the gash in his head. He tosses the ring skirt up and starts to pilfer around under the ring. He stands up with some sort of bottle in his hand. Jean-Luc Watkins: “What does he have? Is that…does he have…” Konchu Hao:“That’s lighter fluid. Tommy Bedlam has a bottle of lighter fluid in his hand!” Tommy rolls under the bottom rope and stands over Steiner, who is still motionless in the ring. He flips the cap on the bottle and begins to squirt the substance all over Steiner. Tossing the empty bottle out of the ring, Tommy reaches in his pocket and pulls out a cigarette lighter. Jean-Luc Watkins: “Dammit, enough is enough. Somebody needs to get out here and stop this!” Tommy flicks the lighter and holds the flame up in the air as the crowd begins to jeer him even harder. He squats down and is just inches away from the lighter fluid that is running down Steiner’s chest. Jon Russnow: “TOMMY! TOMMY! STOP! Put that damn lighter down!” Jon Russnow and a team of security guards run down the ramp toward the ring. Tommy begins to taunt them, flicking the lighter again and teasing as though he’s going to hold the flame to Steiner. Jon Russnow: “If you move, your ass is fired!” Tommy stands up and puts the lighter down by his side. Russnow and the security team are on the apron, and the standoff is a tense one. Jon Russnow steps through the ropes first and holds his hand out toward Tommy, motioning for the lighter. Tommy tosses it into the air and it falls at Russnow’s feet. Tommy Bedlam: “Raise my hand, Russnow. Raise my hand! Russnow gives Tommy an unamused look, and Tommy raises his foot over Steiner’s bleeding head. Jon Russnow: “FINE! Fine. Come here. I’ll raise your damn hand.” Tommy Bedlam: “Tell the crowd that I won. Use that fucking mic and announce that I’m the winner.” Jon Russnow rolls his eyes and reaches for Tommy’s wrist. With absolutely no enthusiasm in his voice… Jon Russsnow: Ladies and gentlemen, here’s your winner, Tommy Bedlam.” |
RESULT: Tommy Bedlam wins at 15:45. |
Tommy jerks his arm away from Russnow, steps through the ropes, limps down the steps, obviously banged up from the fight that he’s just been through, and makes his way up the ramp. Fans throw cups, popcorn, and anything else they can fling toward him, but he’s obviously unmoved. He gives them no reaction as he pushes the curtain back and disappears from view.
Russnow squats over Brooklyn Steiner and motions for the medical staff.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to get Brooklyn Steiner some help here. That was a hellacious fight, and Steiner certainly gave Bedlam all he could handle. That bastard cowboy just managed to push things a bit further. We’ll get back to the action in a moment.”
[Taxi Driver || Bernard Hermann.]
And we start the next match off with music that’s probably very recognisable to the crowd here in New York as well as the car horn that is heard shortly afterwards as a yellow taxi cab comes out at the side of the stage through some obvious smoke generators as you can see through the front window, checking the meter one more time. The Top Star. Dressed in a World War II-era tanker jacket covering a plaid shirt and jeans, in a very obvious tribute to Robert De Niro’s performance as Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver. The taxi in question comes down the ramp as the newbie to Back In Business and potentially the first competitor to compete at such a big stage without a contract of any kind.
Kurt Harrington: "The Following Match Is The Semi-Final Of The X4 And It Is For One Fall With A 30 Minute Time Limit! Introooooducing First! From the Golden Coast, Australia, weighing in at 218 pounds…. He played the guy who got a pencil in his head from The Daaaaaark Knight! The TOP STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! AAAAAAAAAROOON HAAARROOOOOWS! "
The taxi stops itself just shy of the ring apron, Aaron gets out and points to the crowd who loves Aaron in this role, especially repping a movie that’s about their city. Aaron runs up the steps and through the ring ropes, taking in the atmosphere as he goes over to where the commentators are sat
Aaron Harrows: "Hey Watkins! You talking to me!? You talking to me?! I’m the only one here! Well I’m not, actually. There’s a lot of people, actually. But you get what I’m trying to do!"
Konchu Hao: "Do you get what he is trying to do, Watkins?"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Unfortunately."
Harrows shrugs as he refocuses onto the stage as the lights go down…
The song starts off slow, asking questions that had plagued the mind of the current FWA X Champion from the moment she stepped foot in the FWA over a year-and-a-half ago…
‘Am I brave enough?’
‘Am I strong enough?’
‘To follow the desire, that burns from within…’
As these questions are asked, the big screen on the stage shows Trixie at the beginning of her FWA journey, getting knocked down, getting beat, tasting defeat, and moments of doubt and anxiety as she struggled to find her feet in a business that she had little-to-no experience in…
’To push away my fears…’
‘To stand where I’m afraid…’
The video package continues, showing Trixie step up against some of the best that the FWA has to offer… Shawn Summers, Michelle von Horrowitz, Chris Crowe, Jeffry Mason, Reagan Cole… Trixie had tasted defeat against most of these people, some in close, competitive matches, and others in whitewashes, where Trixie had been completely overmatched.
’I am through with this…’
The video then shows Trixie struggling to pick herself up off the canvas after each defeat, defiantly battling against her own desires to just stay down and quit, and marching forward, onto the next fight.
’‘Cause I am more than this…’
We see Trixie scratching, clawing, biting, fighting… blood, sweat and tears, in the hopes of proving to herself and everyone else, that she was good enough to be here. We start to see her find some success, getting her hand raised in victory against the likes of Reagan Cole, Jeffry Mason, and Brooklyn Steiner.
’I promise to myself, alone, and no one else…’
These successes grow, as we see Trixie eliminating Cali Hayama in the Trios Battle Royale at Back in Business last year, winning the FWA Trios Championships for herself and her then friends, Blair and Celestia Ravenwood.
’My flame is rising higher…’
And finally, we see Trixie engage in a brutal display of heart, grit, and pure, bloodthirsty violence, getting her hand raised against Anzu Kurosawa, Aaron Harrows, XYZ, and Johnny Johnson, before a final image of Trixie Bordeaux, standing in the center of the ring, covered in blood, her own and the blood of her opponents, with the FWA X Championship raised triumphantly over her head….
’… I AM THE FIRE!!’
The lights beam back to life as the epic chorus kicks in, which is made all the more epic as fire bolts shoot from the stage in time with the rhythm of the song. As all this is going on, we see the first glimpses of the Coven’s former member Bellatrix Bordeaux as she rises from beneath the stage via a lift,
Kurt Harrington: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, introducing her opponent… From BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Weighing in at 133 pounds… She is the FWA X Champion, and the ‘QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN Of the DEATHMATCH’… TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIXIE
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUX!"
Once Trixie is most of the way up, Aaron Harrows is seen clapping at the theatrics of Trixie’s new entrance as he sees Trixie, sat on what looks to be a homemade throne, with her FWA X Championship wrapped around her waist, and a thorny crown made from glued together twigs and sticks, sat atop her head.
With Trixie now fully lifted onto the stage, the camera zooms in close to her face. Despite the mixed support of the crowd, and all the theatrics, Trixie’s eyes slowly find her target on her Two Wrongs Make A Right teammate, Aaron Harrows. A small tilt of her head is the most obvious indication of any of her feelings at the current moment as her face remains serious. Aaron Harrows looks back for a second before realisation hits him and he jumps out of the ring.
The Top Star gets out of the ring and immediately jumps into the yellow cab! Trixie has a slightly puzzled look on her face, as the yellow cab slowly reverses up the ramp and up towards the massive throne, Trixie steps out of the way, clearly unimpressed as she once again meets Aaron smiling at her, his right arm hanging out the window.
Aaron Harrows: "You are aware there’s like six matches other than us right? Come on, I’ll give ya a rid-"
Suddenly the act of friendship is denied when Trixie grabs Aaron’s arm and slams it down onto the car frame! And again! The crowd gasps and Aaron tries to retract his own arm but his efforts are futile as Trixie is ruthless in the attack as she grabs Aaron and starts to drag him out of the vehicle by force despite Harrows’ resistance! Trixie continues to slam Harrows into the car as he’s getting pulled so it’s a different part of the torso every time and eventually Aaron does fall out of the car, wheezing for air. Trixie lifts her assumedly now former friend up as she goes to throw him into the car only for Harrows to reverse and now it’s Trixie that gets the side of the car jousted into her chest! Harrows quickly creates as much distance as he can between the two wrongs according to their tag team name. Aaron clutches his arm that has been pretty hurt and the bell hasn’t even rang yet. Harrows makes his way to the ring and you can briefly hear him murmur to himself due to the camera’s microphone
Aaron Harrows: "Okay, she’s back to her emo phase. Great. That’s what I wanted."
The sarcasm is quite clear in this one as the annoyance is clearly shown on The Top Star’s face as he rolls his way into the ring followed closely by the X Champion and only then does the bell finally ring starting the match as Aaron rushes over to the opposite gun.
THIRD MATCH | 1/30. Trixie Bordeaux [c] vs. Aaron Harrows. X4 Semi-Final. X Rules Match for the FWA X Championship. Match Writer: Gip. |
And immediately Aaron Harrows pulls out a gun. Konchu Hao: "Has anyone told the Top Star that this is not a deathmatch?" Aaron Harrows: "Suck on this!" Quoting the movie, his entrance was based on, Harrows shoots a nerf bullet into the face of Trixie. Trixie barely reacts to this mighty attack, just gives a long breath before suddenly charging full force at Harrows! But Harrows scouts it and pulls the top rope down and Trixie goes immediately over! A little bit of hesitation from Harrows afterwards just to shake out the cobwebs in his right arm still before climbing through the middle ropes himself but staying on the apron only to fire himself like a cat right at the recuperating Trixie! Aaron gets up immediately and smiles to the commentary desk in particular before going for a quick cover but only gets 1. He then picks up Trixie and throws her over the barricade and among FWA’s adoring fans! Trixie is quick to get up though and as Harrows jumps over the barricade, Trixie swipes him making him lose his balance and hit the cement with a big thud! Jean-Luc Watkins: "Both of these competitors very quick to take this outside the ring making full use of the falls count anywhere stipulation." The referee checks on Aaron to make sure he’s okay after that disgusting fall. Trixie looks annoyed that there’s a pause in the proceedings, then she’s even more annoyed as she suddenly has Aaron Harrows running at her full force with the uppercut! Aaron takes a second as Trixie recoils, briefly falling to the ground but quick to try and gain control back of the match but that leaves her in position to get another uppercut! Aaron has the advantage now as Trixie takes the blow and falls to the ground. Aaron high fives some fans, feeling the support and taking a second to readjust himself. Aaron sees Trixie stirring so he backs up and goes further into the venue, off screen. The cameras stay on Trixie as she slowly gets to her feet. Running one hand through her hair, a level of annoyance is seeping onto her face. Checking to see where Aaron went before she notices a bunch of fans looking towards one specific batch of double doors. A evil grin appears on Trixie as the hunter locates her prey. Trixie stomps her way over to the double doors, bursting them open only for one of the doors bounce back with velocity! Trixie barely stops it in time! Trixie is caught off guard by how quickly that right door came back swinging at her, so off guard that she doesn’t see Aaron Harrows running in with a unexpected Double Knee strike cushioning Trixie between Aaron and the left door behind her! Trixie collapses as the camera pans out to show the home made springtrap shown behind the door. Aaron quickly drags her away from the door as the fans start to surround them more so they can see the action. All have their phones out filming the action and what could possibly be the final pinfall as Aaron goes for the pin. 1….2, KICKOUT! Aaron Harrows nods in response before going to what he knows best, he hooks the arm of Trixie and goes to lock in Post Production! In other worlds known as Garga-no Escape but Trixie is reaching out with her arm and in a miracle move, she grabs one of the fans phones that gets too close and cracks it over Aarons head over and over again! The feed drops out. Everyone rushes to PWOutsider, where Shake Meltzer updates us on proceedings… - Trixie slams Aarons head into the door before dragging him over to the cafeteria where cameos are happening. Back and forth, Trixie goes to hit Harrows with a weapon but Harrows matrix dodges it only for Trixie to shotgun dropkick him on top of the table right into Nate Savage’s strawberry cheesecake as Savage looks annoyed. Fenix moves his tray of the chicken tenders away, he does offer Savage one but Savage scowls at him and slaps Fenix’s plate out of his hands - Aaron gains back momentum, the chef asks if he needs the key which Harrows responds yes chef. The chef passes over the key to a storage room to the left side. Harrows goes to unlock the door but is intercepted by Trixie. Trixie opens the door to find a normal storage room at first glance but then you look at the floor and it’s littered with mouse traps with a massive wire at Trixie’s feet as a way to trip someone into the room - Aaron tries to get involved but Trixie just pushes him in, Aaron falls into the mouse traps. Bunch of snapping with a immediate high pitched noise coming from Aaron since one of the mouse traps hit his groin area, Aaron tries to stand up to stop anymore mouse traps, Trixie then low blows him with the mouse trap still attached. We leave the storage room with Trixie once more stalking The Top Star, looking for the end as she scouts him out for the Hocus-Pocus since she can’t see anywhere near tall enough to hit her signature move the Whistling Trixie. Aaron Harrows has clearly taken some damage as he finds himself slowly climbing using a spare table, Trixie gets ready but just as she gets close enough to strike, Aaron grabs whatever he can which happens to be a plate onto Trixies head and the contents of it which seem to be seedmix go all over Trixie! Jean-Luc Watkins: "Seedmix? Who was ordering seedmix?" Trixie bounces back as a small cut is suddenly seen on the left cheek of Trixie but that’s not all she has to worry as the answer to Watkins’ question is revealed as… Patchy the Parrot?! Patchy is attacking Trixie! Konchu Hao: "The second appearance for Patches the Parrot in the X-4 tournaments! Good to see the creature." Jean-Luc Watkins: “...Of all people, I expected to see tonight, the sidekick of Yuna Funanori was not one of them." As Trixie is dealing with the parrot, Aaron is scrambling on his stomach, looking around for anything to use in this situation. The fire in his eyes is clear as he sees something in the corner of his eye. At the far corner, there is a large bronze container on a truck trolly, there is clear engraving on it reads ‘Property of FTN’, the thing was clearly put there as anticipation for tonight’s main event. Harrows wastes no time as he suddenly pops up full of energy and runs at Trixie who’s still trying to fight the parrot. Trixie tries to shoosh the surprise guest parrot away but as she gestures her left hand, it is suddenly hooked by Aaron as well as the other arm as Aaron capitalises on the distraction and nails the dragon suplex! And he bridges it for a 1-2-2.9 KICKOUT??? Aaron looks frustrated as nothing he’s done so far has worked out but he looks back to the container. Jean-Luc Watkins: "What the hell is Aaron thinking?" Trixie folds into an accordion basically as she is hurt bad by that suplex. Aaron goes over to the container and slowly but surely brings it over. Aaron has a second to catch his breath before opening the container to see the according to Peacock himself, synthesised property. Oh boy. Aaron takes one look into the camera. Aaron Harrows: "I would like to thank FTN for leaving this around so I can use it. Good luck tonight and also good luck in your mission to fuck all nephews. I don’t understand it but good for you, gay rights!" Despite the joking from Aaron and the thumbs up, the effects of this match are dawing on him. This might be his last chance as he drags Trixie over to the canister, Trixie is also worse for tear at this point as Aaron steps onto the bottom step of the trolley as she puts Trixies head under his right arm and it looks like he’s setting up for a half hatch suplex? Jean-Luc Watkins: "Is Aaron trying to dump Trixie into the container??" Konchu Hao: "Aaron Harrows has never been a individual you can predict but I don’t think anyone could have predicted that this is a situation we would have found ourselves in tonight." Aaron Harrows, extremely tired but tries to lift Trixie in order to hit this maneuver but suddenly in a burst of sudden energy, the fight and the desire to keep her X Championship shines bright as Trixie manages to move herself and Harrows around and suddenly turn into a flapjack, a move constantly used by her brother as part of their tag finisher and Harrows goes up and lands just short of the container but Harrows instinctively grabs the container and pulls it down on himself! Jean-Luc Watkins: "Oh no.." The container falls off the right of the container but the liquid has already been, Aaron Harrows is drenched by the liquid that definitely isn’t cum according to Chris Peacock, Trixie also gets some of it but it’s definitely a stretch to compare the two. Aaron Harrows immediately coughing up the property and trying to wipe it out of his eyes but nothings helping. We can hear the parrot still squawking but we’re focusing on Harrows as his face has become a mixture of white and red. He slams the trolley in frustration as he barely starts to stand and that’s when he feels a sudden force hit his back and he immediately wastes no time! Kick to the stomach! HEADLOCK DRIVER! HEADLOCK DRIVER! OSCAR NUMBER 5! Harrows covers and counts the pin at the same time as the referee. 1! 2! 3! Jean-Luc Watkins: "Harrows! You’ve got to be kidding me!" Konchu Hao: "Unbelievable…" Jean-Luc Watkins: "Harrows, that’s….THAT’S THE WRONG PERSON HARROWS! WHAT IS HE DOING?!" But Aaron Harrows can’t see that…in his head he’s done it. He counted the pin at the exact same time as the referee, not even a thought that maybe they counted at the same time because Harrows was the only one counting. Harrows sits there frozen, hands over his mouth, oblivious to the tension, Aaron Harrows throws his arms into the air, letting out a triumphant roar. This is his moment—or so he thinks. The referee is trying to explain but it’s no use. Jean-Luc Watkins: "This is…I don’t know what to say." Harrows is suddenly handed a towel as he wipes his face multiple times, his vision becoming more clearer. And the first thing he sees is the referee pointing frantically toward the opposite corner of the ring. The Top Star’s eyes follow the gesture, and the reality hits like a ton of bricks. Trixie Bordeaux, The person who has been the closest ally Aaron has had in his search for a contract and the woman who was supposed to be the target of the fifth Oscar, is still standing, just starting to stand in disbelief from the corner as she is very much aware of what just happened Konchu Hao: "When the parrot is nearby…You can always expect the Pirate to also be there." Aaron Harrows turns to where the body is and he finally sees the person he pinned…It is indeed the pirate. Yuna Funanori. A body Aaron Harrows has no reason to recognise due to their zero previous interactions but here she is. Aaron’s face normally full of colour has been drained as the truth sets in as his hands slowly lower. The cameras catch every agonizing moment as the X title contender, once so full of joy, stumbles back, eyes wide with a mix of disbelief and horror as Trixie for the first time in this match feels like her aggression has momentarily dissipated. We suddenly see a tv screen showing the broadcast in the kitchen with the chef. Aaron Harrows’ eyes immediately dart to it as the replay starts to show only in video and not in audio that Patches once again went to attack Trixie but this time Yuna ran on from off screen, joyful as ever but visibly concerned at Patches’ mood and Yuna is talking to her pirate, Trixie takes the advantage and pushes Yuna into Harrows. Which leads to Aaron hitting Funanori with Oscar Number 5 and pinning her instead of Trixie. Harrows turns to Trixie as his shock wears off, the anger begins to rise…Anger. Aaron Harrows: ".....no. NO! NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, I’M THE WINNER! I’M THE GOD DAMN WINNER! How many times do I have to be this close?! Every time…I just want a contract, is that so difficult?! IS THAT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT? I WORK EVERY SHOW NOW FOR A CONTRACT and still…nothing. You already have a contract, you already have accolades! You couldn’t have just left me have this, Trix? Have this one thing? I would have gave you the first shot, I just needed the championship to get me a contract. And I just freaking did it! I don’t care if I beat the wrong person, I freaking wo-" Aaron took another look at the fallen body of Yuna at that end of that monologue and that was enough for Trixie to swoop in and suddenly hit him with the Hocus Pocus! Harrows lands with a hard thud! Harrows is immediately knocked out and Trixie pins him. 1. 2. 3! |
RESULT: Trixie Bordeaux wins via pinfall at 15:08. |
Konchu Hao: "Trixie Bordeaux landing a mercy kill on Aaron Harrows here tonight, certainly a unique ending to a unique match."
Jean-Luc Watkins: "You can say that again, Konchu. Trixie Bordeaux does retain her belt for now, we will see what lies ahead for Trixie with the Johnny Johnson vs Vengador match coming up later on but for now..Insane match."
We see Trixie sitting there, having vanquished her former friend. There’s almost a hint of remorse but it’s quickly clouded up by anger and hate as she rises up and raises her arm in victory as we only see what the future holds for her but for now as banged up as she rightly is, she can still walk away with victory.
Backstage at Back in Business XVIII, cameras are searching the hallways for activity. Any activity. One camera feed picks up a commotion around catering. A few jobbers are arguing about whether hot dogs taste better with ketchup or mustard. Another camera spots The Mops -- legendary jobbers of FWA lore -- being given guest passes into the backstage area, with restrictions galore. A third camera spots the Ravenwood Sisters in a dark corner of a hallway, speaking together before spotting the camera and shifting behind a door to be unseen.
A fourth camera is moving down a hallway -- vacant except for two venue employees charged with setting up and breaking down events -- before reaching a door slightly open with normal-volume talking coming from within.
The camera pushes the door further open and steps inside to show The Menage standing in a wide-radius circle in the center of the room.
XYZ stands with his face to the group -- and the camera. He isn't speaking, though. The voice is Sierra's, and she has the rest's attention. XYZ, soon to be challenging for the FWA Television Championship against Kleio de Santos, is joined by Sierra (obviously), Frank, Lizzy Golden, who has aged a year seemingly since we saw her just days ago, PacMan Bert, and Christian Howard. The only person missing? XYZ's mom.
"X ... please ... I am pleading with you to listen to us."
"X ... I mean ... Sierra makes really good points. And we've all tried talking with you separately."
Sierra is leading this group effort. Frank's support has impact considering his tenure in The Menage. But a group effort to what end? What purpose?
"I understand you all do not want my mother to join me side by side to the ring for my match for the Championship of all Televisions in the world. I understand there are some trepidations about her presence here. Trepidations through the energy of the universe. Concerns cast into the waves of the wind. But she is my m..."
"X ... before you say anything else ... we have been talking and ..."
Sierra pauses before continuing. It's obvious what she is about to say is affecting her. She even sniffles and wipes her arm just under her eyes as they get glossy.
"We ... have ..."
Sierra again wipes her arm through just under her eye. She's trying to keep it together.
"We have watched Wild Jerry leave. We have gone on intergalactic adventures. We have defended you through every questionable decision, every loss. Everything. Because we were given to you at your lowest point. Someone who we care about and believed in told us nearly two years ago -- when that person left the FWA -- to be by your side. They told us we had a responsibility to help you. They told us we still had a purpose here ... even when we didn't think we did anymore ... and it's clear to us why he said that. It became clear pretty quickly.
But it has been very very very difficult these past few months. And it has felt like we've been spinning our wheels. No one likes to lose. And no one likes to see someone they care about lose ... for the same reasons, over and over and over again. We have watched you fail, and picked you up. We have seen you succeed, and cheered you on. But the first seems to be happening more than the second, and Wild Jerry couldn't take it. He couldn't stay in a situation that wasn't getting any better for him.
We stood by you. We stayed because we felt it would turn. And it has a bit. You have a CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! At Back in Business! This is huge. But now you're letting your heart ... get in the way. And you're not trusting us ... your friends ... when we sense something might be wrong.
We do not want you to fail, but we also cannot just stand by and let you fail despite us telling you how not to. We cannot let our voices be disregarded and ignored. If we are truly a family, then we must listen to one another and value each other's opinions."
"I may have said we are family, but my mother is my mother. There is a difference between a family that comes together during the course of life, and your true blood family. And I know that ... now."
While true, those words still sting to hear for everyone in The Menage. Despite this response from X, Sierra remains steadfast in her message. She is no longer sniffling, no longer on the verge of tears. She instead is defiant and definitive in her voice.
"If you choose your mom to go to the ring with your mom ... despite what we have said ... despite what people you supposedly trust have said to you ... then we are leaving the arena. We will not be there if you win, or if you lose. You will only have your mom. I'll say it again. We cannot stand by and let you fail despite us telling you how not to fail. We cannot let that go without consequence. Our voices must be heard."
Sierra stops talking. XYZ looks down at the ground before responding, as he's trying to digest the ultimatum placed at his feet.
"You all share this way of the feelings? A collective, united front?"
No verbal response is needed. Frank, Christian Howard, Lizzy Golden, and PacMan Bert all shift their positions in the circle to stand next to or behind Sierra.
"Fine. That is your decision then. I am going to the ring with my mom. I made that decision, and I am not changing. My dream has been to shine a light for those needing a light through the darkness. Winning a championship would be symbolic of that light.
But now my dream has changed. I want to shine this light and hold it up for people ... with my mom standing by my side. That is my dream now. I cannot do this with anyone else. It will not feel right. It will not feel whole. It will feel hollow if my mom is not standing next to me.
None of you can fill her shoes. None of you ever will."
Sierra nods her head and Frank turns and storms out of the locker room first. PacMan Bert follows, still looking at his handheld video game. Christian Howard sighs and walks out next. Lizzy Golden shakes her head and scoffs before brushing shoulders with XYZ on her way out.
"I'm sorry you feel this way, X. We did everything we could to be the best friends to you. I understand friends aren't truly family, but sometimes friends are needed ... even over family."
"I wish you all would stay."
"We won't."
Sierra heads for the door.
"I do still hope you win," she says as she turns the corner.
Coming through the door just after she leaves is XYZ's mom. She enters the ring looking confused at the vacancy of the room. She was expecting all members of The Menage to be here to hype XYZ up. Instead, it's just her son.
"X ... is everything alright?"
"Yes, mom. Thanks for being here. You still want to come to the ring with me, right? Be in my corner?"
"Absolutely, son! It is the correct decision. You need your mom there tonight."
"I only need my mom there tonight."
XYZ then heads out the locker room, followed by his mom just two steps behind. She smiles warmly as she watches her son choose her over the rest of The Menage.
Kurt Harrington: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit!”
[Sabotage || The Beastie Boys]
Drawing a solid cheer from the world’s most famous arena is the strums of the Beastie Boys. The camera goes up the ramp as Sawyer Xavier walks out as the lyrics kick in. With a leather vest on, bandana, he kneels down and looks around at the packed crowd. Standing up, he turns around and shows, written on the back of his vest, a simple message. “Keep Fighting.”
Kurt Harrington: “Introducing the participants first, from Savannah, Georgia, weighing in at 199 pounds, Sawyer Xavier!”
Sawyer Xavier turns around and makes his way down the ramp, keeping calm and cool despite the pressure of the big stage, and the fact there’s some different challenges than normal in store from him.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “‘Keep fighting’ the mantra that is pushing Sawyer through for this contest, looking to not just show he belongs on this big stage, but to overcome the unique circumstances of what’s in front of him.”
Konchu Hao: “Unique? You mean pure madness! This match was made by one person, Keres. She tasked Nova to fight Xavier, saying she ‘needs’ him! And that was after we thought Nova was free from the clutches of Eternal!”
Going up the steps, Sawyer Xavier wipes his boots and hops over the top rope and heads towards the corner of the ring, getting on the turnbuckles, he flicks his hair back, ripping his bandana off. Jumping down, Sawyer Xavier removes his vest as his theme music cuts away. He stands in his corner in wait.
With a somewhat long pause between entrances.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Just to fill the fans in, Princess Nova, or rather, Nova Taylor, after being absent for months was seen on our screens seemingly going through a ‘rehabilitation program’ to break free from Keres and Eternal.”
Konchu Hao: “We saw a glimpse into the ‘old Nova’ something FWA fans never got to see and I was curious, but we were played for fools. Keres is a puppet master, seeing victories not as a statistic. Sawyer right now, is in a lose-lose situation-”
Sawyer Xavier gets impatient, motioning for the music to play- as the lights of the arena power off.
[Damaged || In This Moment]
The whaling of “Damaged” plays as the screens near the stage cut to static with a dim light. The shadow of Nova Taylor appears on the stage. We see the shape of a short dress as she kneels on the stage.
“I wish there was a way for me to put this into words
All these feelings that I have as I start to lose control
(I feel panic rushing over me and gripping at my chest)
(And no matter what I say or do, I know that that it won't rest)”
Nova stands up. Her head is tilted to the side, limp. Her arms are slightly out to the side, wrists dropped.
“I feel my vision fade, sweat dripping down my back
I can hear my heart pound, I can feel my mind crack
(And I know that you love me and you want to save me now)”
Moving rigidly, Nova does a curtsy-like bow
“In the end of it all you can't save me from myself”
Before finally moving slowly to the ring as strobe lights flash in tune to the music.
Kurt Harrington: “And his opponent, representing Eternal… the Marionette Maiden, the TORN Angel, Nova Taylor!”
In a rare moment, the commentators remain hush, somewhat unnerved by the entrance. In the ring, Sawyer’s looseness is gone as he himself is perplexed. Through the strobe lights, we see covering Nova’s face, a white mask not dissimilar from what would be used for a play with small black markings. Across her chest, written in body paint, is the word “Rehabilitated.”
Walking around the ring, Nova Taylor doesn’t even look towards Sawyer, she just drags her feet towards the hardcam side of the ring. Taylor slides onto the apron and pulls herself up, still on her knees, leaning back on the middle rope. She moves her right gloved hand towards her face and slowly removes her mask.
The camera sees her face with ‘cracked’ markings on it, as if she was a broken doll. With a blank look in her eye, she gives a thousand yard stare into the camera as she rolls herself into the ring. She turns around and hooks her leg on the top rope, her head tilting to the side. Sawyer Xavier stands to the side, a chill down his spine. He keeps his distance from Nova as she puts her leg down.
Heading towards the opposite corner as Sawyer, she gets on her knees again, tilting her head slightly as she leans on the turnbuckles as her theme music cuts and the lights of the arena turn back on.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “I… I am at a loss for words.”
Konchu Hao: “What did Keres put this woman through?”
The official for the match does a pat down of Sawyer, looking back at Nova who has not so far as blinked. He goes over and picks up Nova’s gloved hand and quickly pats her knee pads. Having done the bare minimum, he motions to ring the bell.
FOURTH MATCH | 1/30 Nova Taylor vs. Sawyer Xavier. Singles Match. Match Writer: Beavie. |
<< 00:00. >> Upon the cue from the bell, Nova Taylor steps forward in the middle of the ring and looks across from Sawyer… who doesn’t know how to react to her. He waves his hand in front of her face and gets no reaction from Taylor. On camera you can see several fans exchanging nervous glances. Jean-Luc Watkins: “Sawyer trying to pick up the phone but there is no answer… This is just a husk where a woman was. Hao, do you think we need an exorcism?” Konchu Hao: “There are some even I would not touch.” Raising his arms, he motions for a lock up and Nova matches his movement as the two finally lock up, with Sawyer having a tight grip and Nova being loose. Xavier quickly goes to a wrist-lock and wrenches the arm, but Nova does not flinch. She looks forward, expression unchanging and Sawyer is still unsure what to do- Until Nova turns around in a snap and hits a hard elbow shot to his jaw! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Elbow to the jaw! Guess Nova’s alive?” Konchu Hao: “What does it even mean for her to be ‘alive?’” Jean-Luc Watkins: “I think that might be too philosophical for our audience.” Grabbing his jaw, Sawyer swears under his breath as he drops to a knee and Nova Taylor doesn’t flinch as she hits a short, but stiff boot to the head! Sawyer wobbles to the ropes and those two strikes were enough to wake him up. He throws a clothesline which drops Nova Taylor, but the TORN Angel kips up instantly and steps up into an enzugiri! Sawyer backs up into a corner and Nova grabs him by the throat with both hands and begins to strangle him! The referee begins a count as Nova only lets go as he’s about to say ‘five.’ The New York crowd jeer as Nova’s face remains expressionless. Giving space Nova holds up her hands as Sawyer coughs, holding his throat. He looks at Nova- And she drops her hands. She’s not even moving. Sawyer hits an open palm strike with the left hand, and then the right, as Nova wobbles backwards and Sawyer chops her just under the collarbone! He charges off the far ropes and takes her to the mat with a Mule Kick! Nova practically folds over on impact, not even moving. Jean-Luc Watkins: “Hard hits by Sawyer Xavier! The initial ‘shock’ must have worn off on him.” Konchu Hao: “ A little bit, but something seems peculiar about Nova.” Dragging Nova Taylor’s motionless body off the mat, Sawyer Xavier hooks her in a fisherman’s suplex position and lifts her up, dropping her on her head with a Fisherman’s Driver! Sawyer floats over into a pin! ONE.. T- And a quick kick out from Taylor. Jean-Luc Watkins: “And just one count off a Fisherman’s Driver of all moves?” Konchu Hao: “She dropped her hands before Sawyer went to strike her. It was as if she wanted to see him do damage to her.” Keeping Nova in a front facelock, Sawyer Xavier bridges over into a Last Chancery! He grabs the chin, cranking Nova’s neck and the official checks for a submission. Nova doesn’t even flinch from the submission… But begins to smile- Jean-Luc Watkins: “The first time we’ve seen the look on her face change at all during this match and she’s smiling while IN a submission?” Konchu Hao: “Who am I to kink shame? Maybe she’s into it?” Sawyer adjusts his legs, trying to pull back further to wear down Nova. She’s looking to not even be considering a tap out as the referee asks her. Then… “Hehe…” She begins to laugh. “Haha, haha!” And Sawyer breaks the submission hold right away. He slides away and raises an eyebrow. Jean-Luc Watkins: “And Sawyer breaks the hold- and I don’t blame him.” Konchu Hao: “Why? Because she seems to enjoy it? Her mind is gone-” Nova sits up and looks at Sawyer, giving a head tilt. The ultimate underdog gives her a HARD roundhouse kick to the head which only appears to stun her! Looking at her position in the ring, Sawyer decides for a calculated risk, bouncing off the ropes and hitting a springboard kick, knocking Nova Taylor face first into the mat! Backing up to the corner, Sawyer is behind Nova and he decides to go for the big guns. Get the win fast to not just make a big statement, but to get him out of the ring with this mad woman. Nova. His opponent begins to rise and he runs forward with a knee- AND NOVA DUCKS IT WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING! Jean-Luc Watkins: “And Nova avoids the Brain Squisher-” Konchu Hao: “This woman has voices in her mind and eyes in the back of her head-” Sawyer trips due to his momentum and he turns around into a Mandible Claw from Nova Taylor! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Mandible Claw!” Konchu Hao: “I guess she saw what she wanted to from him-” The referee counts, trying to get Nova to break her hold and once again she pushes the count, getting to a 4 and a half before letting go. The crowd jeering at the display of aggression. Her smile is gone, her expression is empty. She’s back to business at Back in Business. Running off the ropes she follows it up with a big running face wash! Sawyer Xavier rolls out of the corner, brain rattled from the boot and Nova leans in the corner, tilting her head… << 07:17. >> The official gets Nova to break up another attempted choke, this time on the ropes as Sawyer Xavier rolls to the outside. Backing up, Nova runs off the ropes and dives between the middle and bottom rope with a suicide dive! Sawyer crashes into the barricade as Nova gets on her knees, her long hair partially covering her face. Konchu Hao: “We’ve talked about Nova's mind, fighting style, everything seems more deliberate and violent, but right there she just showed she still has her athletic gifts.” Jean-Luc Watkins: “She wasn’t exactly the most ‘sane’ as ‘Princess Nova’ but she is naturally a high flying wrestler. Just now, any physical disadvantage is made up by…” Konchu Hao: “By whatever is going on ‘up there?’” Jean-Luc Watkins: “We’ll go with that.” Grabbing Sawyer by his hair, Nova smashes his head against the barricade… And again, and again! Repeatedly, she smashes him against it before she grabs him by the wrist and sends him towards the steps with a drop-toe-hold! Sawyer grabs his face and checks for any cuts. Thankfully, no blood, but that will be a goose-egg in the morning. Pulling Sawyer up, Nova slides him on the apron and she enters the ring. She places him over the middle rope- Jean-Luc Watkins: “Clean Slate-” And Nova attempts to seesaw herself into the Heatseeker, but Sawyer back drops her over- -But Nova lands on her feet on the outside! Sawyer Xavier doesn’t turn around to notice as he is trying to gather himself. Nova slides onto the apron and nails a superkick on the chin! Sawyer falls backwards and rolls into the ring. Jean-Luc Watkins: “Counter… Into another counter!” Konchu Hao: “While she was gone in the TORN Universe, she must have learned a few tricks. She was light on her feet there.” Nova looks at Sawyer’s position on the mat and takes to the air. She flips herself over the top rope and rolls into a hilo. In one motion she does a standing moonsault, landing with both knees on the gut of Sawyer! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Novacane!” Sawyer gasps as Nova’s knees knock the wind out of him. Nova stands up, tilting her head. Sawyer crawls to the nearby corner as the official checks. Konchu Hao: “It has just dawned on me. Nova, with this match approaching the 8 minute mark, has not attempted a single pinfall attempt.” As Sawyer pulls himself up in the corner, Nova Taylor gives a sudden turn and hits a running corner dropkick! She quickly runs to the opposite corner and back for a second! And a third! She drags him in the middle of the ring and turns him around into a neckbreaker! Nova Taylor floats over, transitioning into a guillotine! Konchu Hao: “-No pinfalls. But submission holds to torture him, yes.” The look on Nova’s face remains the same, blank, zero emotion. Rather than completing a full body scissors on Xavier, Nova keeps one leg free to knee him in the chin before switching back to the choke. Jean-Luc Watkins: “Guillotine Choke is in. Even without the complete body scissors, Nova has a tight grip around the neck.” The referee asks Sawyer if he quits and Nova simply tightens the grip around his neck. With his arm, Sawyer Xavier motions for the crowd to rally and he gets his wish as the fans begin to clap to get behind him. The TORN Angel continues her tight grip. Then, there’s a chant. “Let’s go Sawyer!” Getting the support of one of the rowdiest crowds in professional wrestling, Sawyer finally begins to rise to his feet. He positions Nova Taylor onto his shoulder and drops her with a Death Valley Driver! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Great Sunset Apollo! Nova’s size may be small, but it takes a lot of leg strength to pick someone up like that.” Konchu Hao: “Especially while you have the life squeezing out of you-” Nova’s head bounces off the canvas and she sits up. Sawyer Xavier runs off the ropes and follows up with a hesitation dropkick to the head of Nova Taylor! He goes into a quick pin. ONE… TW- And another kickout from Nova. Sawyer keeps on top of Nova, trying his best to fell Nova before she finds another burst of whatever insanity is going on in her head. He hooks both arms and spins her around, leaping up into an Unprettier! He chains it together by springing off the middle rope with a lionsault! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Unprettier, then the Lionsault!” He goes for the cover. ONE… TWO- and Nova kicks out again, showing a grin as she holds her stomach. Jean-Luc Watkins: “And once again a kick out, and Nova…” Konchu Hao: “-Is liking it?But Sawyer is beginning to get a bit more comfortable. Chaining moves together like magic.” Slapping the mat, Sawyer is beginning to grow in his confidence and decides to enter the high risk district again. Leaping onto the apron, he readies his feet and springboards up- But Nova catches him with a dropkick in the air! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Once again, Nova Taylor is not staying down though.” Cutting off Sawyer, Nova appears to be done ‘letting him get his shine.’ Grabbing him by his hair, Nova pulls him off the mat. The referee warns her as she hits multiple quick, snapping headbutts! The third causes Nova to wobble slightly and she quickly grabs the wrists. Looking down, she steadies herself and stomps on the head! Then again! Then again! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Repeated stomps to the head! Nova’s just become aggressive in her time away!” Konchu Hao: “Landing on her feet easily, check. Laughing when she gets hit, check. Pure violence, check.” Sawyer pushes with his legs on the mat and turns his body to finally reach the ropes and the official has no choice but to count for Nova to let go and release. She drops his wrists at four and finally backs up. The referee gives her a warning as Nova Taylor looks forward… tilting her head. As soon as Sawyer pulls himself away from the ropes, Nova grabs him by the wrist and does a rolling kick! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Kiss of Destiny!” Konchu Hao: “She caught him right in the jaw!” Sitting up, Nova’s face is unflinching. Sawyer lies on the mat, holding his face and the official checks on him. After the repeated stomps and the Kiss of Destiny, there is always a risk of a concussion. Nova adjusts her glove and stands up, her eyes glance back at Sawyer as she holds her wrist. Jean-Luc Watkins: “The Mandible Claw is coming again.” Konchu Hao: “Such a paralyzing hold, it works on anyone of any size as long as she gets her hand locked on that jaw.” Sawyer Xavier gets to a knee and feels Nova’s presence behind him. A chilling presence from a woman who has seemingly given up fighting her fate. She reaches for the head- And Sawyer quickly locks in a triangle arm bar! Konchu Hao: “Good counter by Sawyer!” Fully extending Nova’s arm, Sawyer tries to neutralize the mandible claw as a potential threat, but he looks up to see Nova begining to snicker, the hold being amusing to him. So, plan B. Rolling through, Sawyer trips Nova up and releases the hold. In one motion he runs off the ropes and practically takes Nova’s head off with a running knee to the back of the skull! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Brain Squisher!” Konchu Hao: “This time he gets it!” Sawyer practically lands near the ropes from his momentum and he crawls over to roll Nova Taylor to her back, going for a pin attempt. ONE… TWO… TH- And ANOTHER kickout! Jean-Luc Watkins: “And Nova keeps this match going! After being initially unsettled by Nova’s uh, ‘transformation’ Sawyer has finally begun to get focused. I have to praise him for it. I think even some of FWA's best wouldn’t have been able to do that.” Konchu Hao: “I have no idea what happened to Nova, what Keres put her through. It’s like her very soul is gone. But she is seemingly serving her purpose. Show Keres ‘what he’s got.’” And, just as expected, looking up at the scoreboard above the ring, Nova has a big grin on her face, laughing. Having the time of her life- Jean-Luc Watkins: “…” Konchu Hao: “...” Jean-Luc Watkins: “FWA’s psychology team are not paid enough to deal with her-” Konchu Hao: “-Nor am I.” Rolling to her stomach Nova Taylor holds the back of her head and has a big grin, breathing heavily. Sawyer Xavier looks at his opponent and even now is just… speechless with how she’s acting. Nova looks up and says… “More… More please…” Jean-Luc Watkins: “And she’s just… literally begging for more.” Obliging, Sawyer quickly pulls Nova Taylor in for a short arm clothesline. She drops to the mat and begins to bounce up again. Xavier bounces off the ropes and hits a flying forearm smash! He sends Nova into the corner and hits a high knee, catching her on the chin. He continues to build a head of steam as Nova falls to a seated position. Backing up to the far corner, Sawyer charges and hits a meteora! Jean-Luc Watkins: “And Sawyer is giving her what she wants, chaining moves together.” Konchu Hao “I never expected this from him.” Rolling Nova closer to the middle of the ring, Sawyer slaps the top turnbuckle and ascends them. Perching on top, he catches his breath and leaps through the air, nailing the frog splash! He hooks both of Nova’s legs. ONE… TWO… THR- And a kickout again! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Sawyer is just escalating his offense again and again, but nothing is keeping Nova down.” Holding his stomach after the landing, Sawyer picks Nova up who is holding her stomach, laughing. He does a pumphandle- into a sitout spinebuster! Jean-Luc Watkins: “And there’s Lay in Waste!” One… Two… Thre- And kickout again! “Hahaha…” Nova rolls onto her stomach and has a wide grin on her face. Sawyer sits on the mat and blinks. Konchu Hao: “Sawyer needs to keep bringing in the heavy shots. Just keep going until this mad-woman can finally shut up.” Holding Nova’s wrists, Sawyer Xavier is looking for a one-two punch to end things. Nova looks up, slightly dazed, smiling. Sawyer winds up the knee and hits a Kamigoye! He pulls Nova- And she follows with a snapping headbutt! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Counter from Nova!” Then a second! And a third! Sawyer collapses to a knee as Nova rolls back and out of the ring. Looking up, Nova’s hand twitches after the headbutt and with her smile plastered on her face, she has a glazed look in her eyes. Konchu Hao: “Sawyer was looking for Obsolete Rebellion. The Back to Belly Piledriver after that Kamigoye. Somehow, Nova just used the momentum of the transfer to headbutt him.” The referee checks on Sawyer after the headbutt, looking for any cuts, or signs of a concussion. He checks on Nova who looks at him with a big grin… He refuses to elaborate any further. Nova begins to stir on the outside with Sawyer getting to his knees in the ring. Seeing the distance, Sawyer gets up and runs off the ropes- And before he can hit the suicide dive, Nova Taylor catches him with an elbow in the ropes! Sawyer hangs over the middle rope and Novasets him up. Pulling herself up with the rope, she hits a Heatseeker- ONTO THE ARPON! Jean-Luc Watkins: “CLEAN SLATE ONTO THE APRON!” Both competitors tumble to the outside floor as the fans gasp. Then a chant- “Holy Shit!” “Holy Shit!” “Holy Shit!” Konchu Hao: “-I have to agree with the crowd here. Doing that move onto the apron isn’t just a safety risk for your opponent, but yourself. Nova just crashed onto the floor with Sawyer and I’m not sure who got the worse of that fall.” Rolling over on top of Sawyer, Nova uses her strength to get his dazed body off the outside flooring and back into the ring. Getting Sawyer to his knees, Nova Taylor delivers a heavy slap across the face, followed by a knee strike! Her face is no longer smiling. Putting her hand under Sawyer’s chin, she tilts her head and the camera picks up what she says. She speaks in a monotonous tone. “Come on, Sawyer. Is this everything?” She asks. “Don’t embarrass your family again-” And Sawyer immediately double legs Nova and ground and pounds to a great reaction from the fans! Jean-Luc Watkins: “And Nova just took a shot at his family and he’s had ENOUGH!” Konchu Hao: “I’ve never seen him react like this before!” The referee warns Sawyer to get off of his opponent and Sawyer pushes the referee! Falling to his rear, the referee warns Sawyer Xavier and that is enough for him to snap out of his brief fit of rage. He points to Nova, defending his aggression- And Nova Taylor kips up. She looks on, face blank. Jean-Luc Watkins: “-Dear God.” Konchu Hao: “She just got up like nothing happened.” As soon as Sawyer realises what has happened, it is too late, Nova Taylor latches on the Mandible Claw and takes him down to the mat! He squirms, trying to get out, but the paralysing grip of the Marionette Maiden has him losing strength, beginning to fade. Jean-Luc Watkins: “This mandible claw he might not be able to get out of-” Reaching up, Sawyer tries to find a way out, but his eyes begin to roll in the back of his head. He’s out. He lies on his side as his arm drops. The referee shakes the wrist and makes the decision to call it, ringing the bell. |
RESULT: Nova Taylor wins via Technical Submission at 15:31. |
The referee forces Nova to release the hold and she stands up, not breaking eye contact with Sawyer Xavier.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Nova Taylor ‘sticks to the script’ and wins. She seemingly made it her mission to see what Sawyer had, not just in what he could deliver, but how much he could take.”
Konchu Hao: “This new side of Nova, I am completely freaked out by it. I don’t know what Keres put her through. I don’t know what is going on, all I know is if you see her, run away.”
Kurt Harrington: “And here is your winner, ‘The Marionette Maiden,’ Nova Taylor!”
The referee raises Nova’s hand and it immediately drops. She walks around Sawyer Xavier who slowly is beginning to come to his senses. She then grabs him by the head and directs him towards the entrance-way.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “What is Nova doing?”
Sawyer blinks, regaining semi-consciousness as-
[Hey Girl || Marti Amado]
Jean-Luc Watkins: “-Huh?”
Konchu Hao: “Did I do time travel.”
Unfamiliar, upbeat, and extremely cheery theme music begins to play. Everyone looks towards the stage and sees a familiar name pop up on the screen, Keres, although this is not her normal menacing self. She appears wearing garb reminiscent of a 50’s-era teenage diner waitress, light blue in color, and sporting a gigantic smile on her face.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “K-KERES!?”
Konchu Hao: “Why am I wishing for the one we normally see?”
Keres’ hands are clasped tightly in front of her chest as she skips down to the ring and stops waving at Sawyer as he slowly stands up, still feeling the effects of the match. They lock eyes and Keres’ face turns red while Sawyer looks at her with an incredible amount of confusion.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “-I. I am speechless. First Nova, now… This.”
Konchu Hao: “I thought I have seen it all-”
Keres hops up onto the apron and kicks her feet while still staring at Sawyer. After a moment, she rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring where she stands in front of Nova and excitedly wiggles her shoulders like a stereotypical giddy schoolgirl in a romantic comedy. Sawyer Xavier cautiously hops off the turnbuckle and faces Keres but does not move closer to her whatsoever. Keres looks over her shoulder and quickly tells the blank husk of Nova to get her a microphone.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “I swear, the Goodfellas were booked for tomorrow night.”
Konchu Hao: “I am…”
Keres, now with a microphone in hand, holds it up to her mouth and lets out a deep, nervous, and exasperated breath before speaking.
Keres: “Hiiiiiii Sawyeeeerrrr!”
Keres’ voice is much higher pitched than anybody has ever heard it. She lets out a little giggle after saying Sawyer’s name.
Keres: “Ok, so, I’m like so sorry to come out here after everything you just went through in your match! I know Nova won, and I’m so proud of her, but you looked really good in that match, you did such a good job!”
Keres holds out her arms for a hug and takes a small step forward. Sawyer responds by taking a small step backward and lightly balling his fists.
Keres: “Why did you… oh! No don’t worry, I’m not out here to do anything bad, I promise! I’m, uhm… I’m sorry, I’m actually really nervous…”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “-I’m sorry?”
Konchu Hao: “It’s a trap-”
Sawyer can be seen mouthing something at Keres but it’s entirely impossible to make out exactly what he’s saying. Keres’ face is beet red and she is visibly sweating, whether it’s from her stuffy outfit or not is not known.
Keres: “Join Eternal?! Oh no, I’m not here to make you do that, cutie!-oop!”
Keres covers her mouth with her hands out of shock and embarrassment. She lets out a bit of nervous laughter that’s slightly audible over the microphone.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Did she just… call him a cutie?”
Konchu Hao: “I find that somehow MORE disturbing.”
Keres: “Whoops! I didn’t mean to say that… but… I mean you are really cute!”
She takes another step forward and Sawyer takes another step back which causes him to now be up against the turnbuckles with nowhere else to go.
Keres: "I’m not trying to scare you… I… for once I’m… I don’t know how… Sawyer Xavier!”
Keres loudly says his name as she stomps her foot, startling everyone except Nova. There is a long pause as she stares at Sawyer with a look of determination on her face. She then looks down at her feet and clutches the microphone close to her chest. Commentary is still flabbergasted.
Keres: “Sawyer Xavier… I think I might love you and I want to go on a date with you!”
Keres drops the microphone with a loud thud and crackle. The New York crowd’s jaws drop.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “-WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK!?”
Konchu Hao: “I… I don’t know what to expect with her anymore.”
Sawyer Xavier’s face twitches in confusion and he blinks his eyes rapidly as if to see whether he’s actually here or not. Keres looks back up at him and she has visible tears on her very red face. Sawyer slowly walks to the side with his arm straddling the top rope and he puts one leg through the middle rope.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “And I think that’s a no…”
Konchu Hao: “I would not trust a person like Keres either.”
Keres puts her hands up and motions for him to wait and not go, but he quickly just hops down from the ring and starts heading up the ramp and the New York crowd give him a cheer, rejecting Keres’ advances.
The camera is focused on his face and follows him up as in the background Keres drops to her knees and lets out a gut-wrenching scream before she starts crying uncontrollably.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Keres is crying?! She’s actually crying?!”
Konchu Hao: “I have no idea what is real with her and what’s an act at this point.”
Nova, or what’s left of her, kneels down beside Keres and slowly puts her arms around her to comfort her, all the while not changing her expression. Sawyer looks back down the ramp, feeling confused at not just Keres’ advances, but her reaction. He goes to the back.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Of my time… I just don’t know what to say here. Was this some trap that Sawyer just avoided?”
Konchu Hao: “Nobody knows, but Sawyer made the right choice. If someone like Keres has interest in you, romantic or otherwise, you run, KEHEHEHE…”
[One Headlight || The Wallflowers.]
We return to the arena as the next theme music begins to play, with a loud and positive pop audible for the challenger. He walks out onto the stage, flanked on one side by the woman proclaiming to be his mom.
Kurt Harrington: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one-fall, with a thirty minute time limit… and is for the FWA Television Championship! Introducing first, the challenger… accompanied to the ring by his mother… from Sitka, Alaska… weighing in tonight at one hundred and eighty pounds… X… Y… Z!!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "And this one, wrestling fans, is likely to be a heated contest, as a feud that has been rolling on for well over a year comes to a head with the Television Championship on the line."
Konchu Hao: "Good on the champion, refusing to let a long-standing and rather overexaggerated grudge go."
Jean-Luc Watkins: "We also see the unfamiliar figure of XYZ’s purported mother accompanying him to ringside, for the first time in his wrestling career. Let’s hope she’s just here for moral support."
XYZ climbs into the ring, leaving his mother on the outside of it. He limbers up against the ropes, warming up for the match ahead as his music fades out. Then…
[Paint It, Black || The Rolling Stones.]
Kleio appears on-stage to a thoroughly mixed reaction. Some are sympathetic given the trials and tribulations that De Santos has encountered over the past few weeks, whilst others - those in possession of longer memories - still rain down boos on the young Brazilian. She comes alone and doesn’t let the mixed reaction bother her, walking down to the ring with a focused look on her face.
Kurt Harrington: "And his opponent… currently residing in Miami, Florida… she weighs in tonight at one hundred and fifteen pounds… ‘the Boa Constrictor’... KLEIO DEEEEEE SAAAAANTOOOOOS!!"
Jean-Luc Watkins: "One can’t help but have a little sympathy for Kleio De Santos, given the circumstances in which her association with the Coven imploded in recent months. KDS will have to put all of that behind her tonight and focus on the task at hand, with a capable and motivated opponent across the ring from her."
Konchu Hao: "Put all of that behind her? Unlikely, Jean-Luc. Did you not hear what I was saying about holding grudges?"
Kleio climbs into the ring and holds her championship belt high above her head. XYZ is standing behind her, staring up at the gold with a thoughtful, perhaps hopeful look on his face. The official takes the belt from her and shows it to XYZ, who continues to glare at it, focus growing in his eyes.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "It’s been a long road to an FWA championship for XYZ, who has had several opportunities at this very belt, as well as the FWA X Championship. Will tonight be the night that he finally breaks that duck?"
The championship belt is handed out of the ring and, after the official issues some final instruction, he finally calls for the bell…
FIFTH MATCH | 1/30. Kleio De Santos [c] vs. XYZ. Singles Match for the FWA Television Championship. Match Writer: supinesnake/TGO. |
<< 00:00. >> There is a slight pause at the start of the match, the two staring across the ring at one another, anticipation for the opening lock-up building. KDS closes her eyes as if taking it all in, partaking in a long, deep breath. Then, they circle the ring, before coming together with a collar and elbow tie-up… and XYZ shows his flexibility by escaping underneath and behind, into a hammer lock. Kleio tries to reach through her legs to grab at XYZ’s, but he skilfully evades her hands. Kleio changes tact, reaching around to grasp the back of his head, positioning it above her own, and dropping down into a seated position with an inverted jawbreaker! XYZ recoils backwards, with KDS quick to her feet, following up with a roundhouse kick that backs him up into the corner! Kleio Irish whips XYZ hard into the opposite corner, following him in with a charging shotgun dropkick. X stumbles and falls into a supine position, with Kleio wasting no time in climbing up to the top rope. Jean-Luc Watkins: "KDS takes things to the high rent district almost immediately, maybe looking for that flying elbow drop… but XYZ wisely rolls out of reach." Kleio is forced to hop back down, and meanders over to X rather casually… allowing him to roll her up with a small package!! ONE… TWO… NO! Kleio kicks out! And quickly slides out of the ring, perhaps looking to recuperate on the outside… Konchu Hao: "The possum was played, folks!" Jean-Luc Watkins: "But only for two, with Kleio deciding that a moment on the outside is in her best interests… and she comes face-to-face with X’s mother…" It’s a curious stand-off, with X’s mom a few paces away from Kleio and seemingly frozen in place under Kleio’s gaze. Noticing what is going on, XYZ rather clumsily reaches through the ropes on the inside, trying to grasp at Kleio, but his stretch allows Kleio to nail him with a pair of hard forearms. She hops onto the apron, pulling the rest of him through the ropes whilst in a front facelock… Jean-Luc Watkins: "DDT!! XYZ is spiked on his head on the hardest part of the ring!!" Konchu Hao: "That’s right, good ol’ J-L! But XYZ slumps onto the outside, meaning Kleio can’t pin him and retain her championship. I think that might have been enough…" Kleio rolls into the ring, deciding to take a breather whilst XYZ recuperates on the outside, and the referee starts a ten count… *** << 04:12. >> Kleio has been bossing the early stretches of the match, focusing on the head after the heavy bump that XYZ previously took on the apron. Most of her strikes have focussed on this body part, and she continues to work away at it with jabs and hooks, intermittently mixing things up with kicks to the side. XYZ does try his best to throw up a boxing guard, but it is somewhat flimsy, and KDS is able to pick her way through it. Jean-Luc Watkins: "Those look an awful lot like straight right hands to me, but the official is letting it slide in this championship match-up." Konchu Hao: "Poor old X is out on his feet!" Indeed, KDS has succeeded in backing him all the way up to the ropes, with the official now insisting on a break. Kleio doesn’t give him a clean one, though, instead hitting one more straight right jab before Irish whipping X across the ring. She looks to wipe him out with a spinning wheel kick… but XYZ hooks onto the ropes with his arms, halting his momentum and sending Kleio down onto the mat! She quickly struggles up to her feet, but X seizes his chance to attack. He starts by unloading with a vicious series of kicks to the shins and thighs, which continue for twenty or thirty seconds, the audience cheering him on in his efforts. It’s Kleio’s turn to be backed up into the ropes, with X flinging her into the opposite set with an Irish whip of his own… and then a leaping headscissors, rotating three hundred and sixty degrees in the air, before the takedown! To her credit, Kleio immediately fights up to her feet, and tries to fight back with a spin kick to the gut. XYZ catches her boot, though, and then takes her down with a leg sweep… followed by a standing elbow drop to the chest!! And then a second! X’s mom claps on happily from the outside, ostensibly beaming with pride, as he hooks the far leg… ONE… TWO… NO! Kick out from Kleio! XYZ shows no frustration, though, instead locking on a bodyscissors as the match goes on… *** << 08:15. >> XYZ whips Kleio to the ropes and hits a beautiful leg lariat with his leg flying through the air and hitting right across Kleio's throat. His mom claps from the outside of the ring, where Kleio rolls. She huffs and puffs with her hands on her knees and then looks up and sees X's mom. She begins walking toward X's mom, who backs away. This gets X's attention *again* as he sprints out of the ring to protect his mom. Kleio, playing possum, rolls back into the ring as the ref is at an 8 count! Jean-Luc Watkins: "Kleio is outsmarting XYZ by using his mom against him here. He is so worried about his mom's safety that he's being drawn into spots where he could lose the match now!" Konchu Hao: "X needs his head focused on the championship. It could be his first singles championship in the FWA and he is being distracted. Maybe Sierra and the rest of The Menage were correct about X having his mom out here!" X, stunned, is torn between making sure his mom is okay and returning to the match. "Go back in! Before the 10 count!" she shouts, and X obliges, rolling in just as the ref is about to put his hands up and shout, "TEN!" But he's met immediately with stomps from Kleio, who drops both of her fists into his spine. X's mom then rises to the turnbuckle in an effort to distract Kleio, but it doesn't work as Kleio shoves her to the floor. XYZ then rolls Kleio up but X's mom grabs her wrist and tries "holding it down" to help her son! The end result is Kleio's hand is under the bottom rope, for a rope break! Jean-Luc Watkins: "Again! X's mom is disastrous again for her son's chances of winning!" "I was trying to help," X's mom shouts. X is exasperated. He has his hands through his hair, in disbelief, as he had a perfect roll-up from behind and Kleio's shoulders pinned to the mat. He didn't *need* help, although his mom had no way of knowing. "It's fine. I got this, though," he says, before turning around into a powerful kick to the face from the now-risen Kleio De Santos. *** << 11:48. >> After working over KDS with some knife edge chops in the corner, XYZ drags her out in a front facelock before hooking her arm and taking her over with a snap suplex! He neglects going for the cover, instead immediately charging to an adjacent set of ropes and springboarding off them with a moonsault! Straight into a lateral press. ONE… TWO…T - NO! Again, Kleio shows her resilience by thrusting a shoulder up! Jean-Luc Watkins: "Kleio refuses to let this match - and her championship reign - come to an end, but XYZ is in complete control. He grasps the arm that she just thrust into the air and yanks her up to her feet with it, wrenching it behind her back into a hammerlock and then applying a front facelock. Is he going for a hammerlock DDT?" Konchu Hao: "Not if Kleio has something to say about it!" Indeed, Kleio lets out a guttural roar and charges towards a corner, breaking out of the hammerlock as XYZ collides with the turnbuckles. She proceeds to throw her shoulder forward into X’s gut three times, and then forces him up into a seated position on the top turnbuckle. Kleio follows him up, mounting the second rope before hitting him with a forearm, a headbutt, and then a vicious neck bite that elicits cries of horror from the audience! Kleio takes her time before releasing, and then applies a front face lock, hooking X’s arm over her back. She then steps up to the very top, yanking XYZ up with her… Jean-Luc Watkins: "SUPERPLEX!!! All the way from the top!!" The crowd pops with the impact, but Kleio - downtrodden by the exertions of the match - is unable to follow up straight away. The audience cheers both competitors as they lie on the mat, the referee even starting a count. This is the motivation that Kleio needs to traverse the short distance between herself and X on her hands and knees, before falling into a lateral press… ONE… TWO… TH – NO!! Kick out from XYZ! The match rolls on! *** << 15:03. >> After a near-fall for Kleio de Santos, the match hangs in the balance. XYZ slowly crawls to the corner and pulls himself up to his feet with a strong grip on the second turnbuckle. He very clearly is struggling, nearly out of breath. His mom looks on from the outside and offers soft words of encouragement. Jean-Luc Watkins: "This match has been one of the longest XYZ has wrestled in quite some time. No surprise he is gassed and low on endurance right now. Kleio may have the upper hand for this reason alone, but X's mom is trying to verbally will her son to the finish line." Konchu Hao: "If she would do more of this and less of the actions, she'd be more helpful!" Kleio is now upright and charges forward at X, who gets a warning from his mom. He sees Kleio in time and dodges, but Kleio steps up the second turnbuckle and leaps backwards for a flying right hand. XYZ takes a hit and Kleio immediately goes for the cover. ...............1.......................2...................NO! Kleio mounts atop XYZ and begins pummeling him with right hands. Over and over as the prize boxer is trying to protect her FWA Television Championship. She has been sitting atop X's chest punching him for more than five seconds, and the referee tries to intervene. The aggressiveness shown causes X's mom to step onto the apron, which now has the crowd cheering. Jean-Luc Watkins: "XYZ's mom is up her protecting her son!" She shouts something at and points at Kleio, who steps forward toward her. XYZ's mom then steps through the ropes and gets into Kleio's face, all while the referee is trying to separate them. At one point, the referee is right in the middle and XYZ's mom throws a wayward punch that pops the referee right in the side of the face! X's mom puts her hands over her mouth in exasperation, a sign that she had no intention of decking the referee. Konchu Hao: "Her inexperience in doing any of this is showing in who she ended up punching there, Jean-Luc!" Kleio shouts something offensive at her, and this tips X's mom over the edge. She rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from the timekeeper area. The crowd is going nuts! It appears X's mom has lost it now and is ready to take all of this out on Kleio and completely turn the tide of the match! Jean-Luc Watkins: "This is insane! X's mom is becoming central to all of the events of this match!" Kleio is in the ring, has X in the corner, and X's mom sneaks behind her with the steel chair in hand. The referee grabs her by the shoulder and she swings it wildly back and hits the ref in the face! Jean-Luc Watkins: "The ref was trying to stop her and got hit. Now he's really out! This whole match is a mess!" X's mom checks on the referee and Kleio turns and looks at X's mom. She grabs the steel chair and begins hovering over her, ready to strike. X's mom turns around and begins back-crawling away, but Kleio continues to hover. Jean-Luc Watkins: "It would mean everything to Kleio to pop XYZ's own mother once or twice with that chair! After everything that has happened with The Coven, you can tell tonight that Kleio is over this shit with X's mother." Kleio is about to strike when XYZ tackles her from behind. XYZ grabs Kleio by the neck and repeatedly kicks her in the shins and thighs before a standing dropkick to the chest! The steel chair that X's mom brought in and Kleio most recently had is now laying on the mat next to X's mom. Jean-Luc Watkins: "XYZ is AGAIN checking on his mom. This is insane!" Sure enough, X is asking his mom if she's okay. He has no idea how she got into the ring, or where the chair came from, but he asks er to leave the ring. "I am going to win this match! Let me finish it!" X's mom nods and he turns his back to her. Just then, XYZ's mom picks up the steel chair and WHACKS him in the back with it! The entire arena roars with a shriek of surprise as X falls to the ground. XYZ's mom then dents the chair a SECOND TIME into her son's back. Jean-Luc Watkins: "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING?!?!" X's mom drops the chair and looks down with a menacing glare at XYZ, who rolls over with a pained expression. He looks up and sees his mom standing over him and the look shifts to surprise. "I was going to win, mom. What are you doing? Did you try to hit her and miss that badly?" "I didn't miss," she says, "and I'm not your mom. I never was." XYZ's mom lifts the chair in the air a third time and just as she is about to swing it down cracking on top of X's head ... SHE IS TACKLED FROM THE SIDE!!!! The crowd explodes with cheers!!! Jean-Luc Watkins: "WHO IS THAT?! WHO IS ... IS THAT ?!?!" Konchu Hao: "IT'S WILD JERRY!!!" Sure enough, Wild Jerry has tackled XYZ's imposter mom and wrestled the steel chair from her grip. Kleio de Santos is now to her knees, watching the affair from behind XYZ's back. XYZ is as confused as anyone, maybe the most confused of anyone, out of the tens of thousands watching in the venue. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Kleio shouts. She storms toward Wild Jerry, who doesn't back down. "You helped me set this up!" The crowd lets out a massive "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the accusation. Jean-Luc Watkins: "Set this up? What in the world?!" Wild Jerry, to his credit, does not try to deny the allegation. He simply shifts his attention to XYZ. "X ... yo ... amigo ... I was ... look, X, I was in a bad place. No bueno, yo. And I ... I tried to hurt you. I ... I did hurt you. I ... I went loco for a bit, yo." "What are you talking about, Jer?" X says, neither a whisper nor a shout. Before Wild Jerry can respond, Kleio lands one of her wicked right hand punches to the side of Jerry's jaw. He crumbles to the mat, but this gets XYZ focused on the task at hand yet again. He kicks Kleio in the ribs once, and side Russian Leg Sweep onto the mat where the steel chair was laying! XYZ's mom tries to intervene, swinging her fist in X's direction, but he catches her wrist and freezes it mid-flight. X doesn't harm her. He simply drops her hand and waits for her to leave the ring. "He ... he is no friend of yours," X's mom says, pointing at Wild Jerry, who is now up on his feet. "Maybe not, but neither are you," X says. Wild Jerry then grabs X's mom and throws her through the ropes to the outside. Jean-Luc Watkins: "XYZ's mother turned on him, revealing herself not to be his mom after all, and when he needed a friend ... the most unlikely of ones came to his rescue!" XYZ goes up to the top turnbuckle as Kleio remains on the ground. His imposter mom tries to intervene, but Wild Jerry grabs her around the waist and holds her outside of the ring to prevent any further interference on Kleio's behalf. Jean-Luc Watkins: "XYZ FLIES! THE FRONT-FLIP LEG DROP! PERFECT!" The crowd chants along as the referee just so happens to regain his consciousness at the opportune moment. Crowd: "ONE!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" |
RESULT: XYZ wins via pinfall at 21:30. |
XYZ receives the FWA Television Championship from the referee, who has never seen Wild Jerry in the ring. The formerly former Mexican friend of XYZ leaves the ring area through the crowd so as not to be detected and disqualify XYZ through the "one person at ringside" rule set for this match.
XYZ's imposter mom looks on from the outside. She cannot believe whatever her plan was had failed. Neither can Kleio de Santos, who rolls to the corner nearest where her mole is standing. Kleio walks directly past XYZ's "mom" and toward the exit. The imposter then says in a passive-aggressive manner, "I better be paid."
None of this is caught by XYZ, only cameras. He is still completely dumbfounded by everything that has transpired tonight. He turns and looks outside of the ring, at the woman he assumed for weeks to be his mom.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "This is supposed to be the best moment of XYZ's career in the FWA. Instead ... it feels like a half-measure. It feels like a scam. It feels like something was stolen from him. And you can see it on his face. The fans can feel it on his face."
It was very clear what she said to him. "I'm not your mom. I never was." It was unmistakable, and XYZ digested it. But he is still in shock. He cannot say anything. He cannot smile. He cannot be jubilous. He cannot celebrate winning his first singles championship. All he can think of is the fact that he stands inside of this ring completely alone. No mom. No Sierra. No Frank. No Big Al (RIP). No one from The Menage.
Just him, and while the fans applaud him for his accomplishment, he still cannot help but wish for his mom ... to be by his side. And she's not. He thought she would be, but she's not. And the physical, living depiction of that feeling is the woman walking away from the ring.
"Mom," XYZ says wishfully ... and soft enough that only the nearby camera picks it up.
She doesn't turn around, because she didn't hear him. But even if the woman did hear, she would not turn.
The scene unfolds in a giant board room offsite of the events hosted at Madison Square Gardens. A single man is sitting in this room at one end of a very absurdly long table. The striped cape of the man was folded over in his lap, his bright blonde hair swept back perfectly. He was stoic.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Who is that?”
Konchu Hao: "Um…Captain Righteous?”
Captain Righteous was streaming the FWA program behind and in front of him, Back in Business, he's actually watching them watching him, watching them…and on and on.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "Who?”
One of the commentators waved, and of course they saw themselves waving back.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "That's us! Who is this guy?!”
Konchu Hao: "Captain Righteous…he sent us a video package, so we're going to watch that now…”
A man in a superhero outfit floats above a war zone, he's valiant and stoic watching the chaos below laser bolts of various colors light up the night. The man floating above wears the proud colors of the U.S. despite being light-years away from the adopted planet, blonde hair perfectly swept back, and blue eyes like those of the purest pools of water.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "Our scene opens up in a hellish nightmarish landscape. Let's not sugar coat the world we know as Earth is anything less than fucked…your people have threaded a fine line long before my arrival…but let's not also church it up that the ENTIRE universe is royally fucked. It is. I know. And it is ending.”
Explosions on both sides rock their soldiers' very cores, warriors, pissing puddles of various neon glowing colors. On one side with green plasma bolts were green Martians actual fucking aliens battling it with some blue Uranus aliens and their red bolts of lasers.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "It doesn't have to, I can stop it. I will. I like it on Earth, I can do whatever I want there. This is like the number sixty of planetary wars I've stopped since December first! Oh…oh proper introductions! That man, that's me…Captain Righteous!”
Captain Righteous finally makes his move zipping down like a bolt of lightning into the fray of The Uranus warriors, surprise took them but they had already lost…
Captain Righteous [VO]: "I'm the good guy! The hero and no one knows about me, not until now…when I landed in Japan at a wrestling show, I forced my revelation of existence upon you and upon the world, much to the dismay of the US government. Jesus was there a bunch of fucking meetings, people yelling at me, and NDA's out the wazoo! I get it, I do, I've been their weapon since the 80s when they found me and gave me to the secret wealthiest family running the country…that's another story…I could talk about my childhood all fucking day”
It was a slaughter for the Uranus warriors: heads popped when Captain Righteous clapped his hands coating him in orange ichor, heat beams spliced down the dozens one by one and sometimes two by two. He kicked one who was surrendering through another one that smashed together much like a sloppy pb&j. Squeezing one until it erupted like a Capri Sun.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THE DISTANCE! New distance record…anyways, I've cleared up the air with Uncle Sam and the truth is here a walking God is amongst you! Me! It's me and now that I have to pull double duty to get to do what I've always dreamed of…wresslin’!”
There seemed to be mass confusion on the Martians side as the firing upon them had ceased, they watched as horrific screams turned inward on the other side, dust from the planet caused by the fighting clouded their bug eye view: all they could see was colorful explosions in the clouds and just screaming.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "When I wasn't doing something fucked up for my Uncle or being brainwashed by my totally fucked in the head parents about how to take over the corporate world…they sat me down with my tv dinner in front of the tv and wrestling became my hobby! My life! I tried for years to get in, but NO! They'd scream it in my face NO! YOU FUCKING MUTANT DEMON FREAK NO FUCKING WRESTLING YOU HAVE REAL WORLD FUCKING SHIT TO DO! Can you believe that? Yelling at a child who was extraordinary beyond belief, no. Then turn around and tell me I can do whatever I want, I can take my own future into my hands as long as it was to their…quota…DON'T THINK ABOUT WRESTLING THOUGH!”
For hours it seemed the anarchy behind the dust seemed to go when the flashes of light seemed to be less sporadic, trickling down to here…there…nothing. The screaming had stopped too. The crunching of boots on this planet's surface seem to be the only sound heard, the blonde hair was the only real standout feature until an alien blood soaked man emerges from the dust…bright pearly white teeth shine eerily. When he speaks it is of the Martian language.
Captain Righteous: "*Peace! Friends, please one second!*”
He presses a button in his ear.
Captain Righteous: "Ship.”
Ship: ”Captain Righteous we hear you, have you shut down the rebel army?”
He smiles at the curious aliens waving with his finger. What looks like an ear falls from his chest off of his gooey goopy soaked uniform.
Captain Righteous: "They didn't stand a chance Ship! I'm standing here with the Martians and let me tell you they seem super confused..”
Ship: ”Did you say the Martians Righteous?”
Captain Righteous: "Yes Ship.”
Ship: ”Oh geez, yeah, so the Martians are the rebels Captain Righteous…and uh, we were saving..”
A moment of clarity washed over Captain Righteous face and the peace sign he was offering squeezed into a fist.
Captain Righteous: "Uranus….yeaaah fuck. Well.”
From where he stood Captain Righteous sprang into action exploding through a near couple thousand dozen Martians.
Captain Righteous [VO]: "Only thing is: wrestling is all I could think about. When I started going on solo missions I'd stop off and watch every kind of wrestling around the world! Around the Universe! You don't know it but wrestling is universal and comes in all forms of blood baths and scandal and fucking…everything Righteous in this world. And I finally put together all my life lessons and power and did what I was told I could do to do something I was told I couldn't…I came out of my superhero closet and very soon I will be stepping into the FWA! Look at that face and tell me I'm not the face FANTASY needs! You deserve this people, and I am going to shove myself so far down your fucking throats I'm going to pull your own sexual organs through you so you can literally….”
Unlike before the carnage sprung upon the Martians was fairly quicker, the cloud of their wreckage wasn't dust but the mist of blue blood. Captain Righteous came to a stop staring out at the fourth wall…right at you! And all you fucks in Discord and on the forums! All of you….smiling! Shaking his superhero suit absolutely clean of alien genocide juice.
Captain Righteous: "Fuck yourselves! See ya soon Fantasy ... .Ship…error corrected they were dead before I got here.”
He zipped off flying at supersonic speeds to his golden yellow star cruiser, Ship.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "What…was..that?”
Konchu Hao: "It was a mess but, what you folks didn't see was the psycho watching us right now..”
Captain Righteous still watches on the giant picture screen.
Konchu Hao: "Well he was enjoying his little gift to us, clapping and chuckling! He seemed to actually thrive off of his little intergalactic stunt.”
Back with Captain Righteous the sound of a door opening pulls the perfect man from his perfect thoughts. Entering the room were three men; head of the board for Prince Industries, Hustace Copperwaller, and the lawyer twins Eddie and Eddy Hinderbottom. They greeted him with silence and Captain Righteous rolled his blue eyes standing.
Captain Righteous: ”Listen if this is about what happened to the Uranains they were dead when I got there! I mean they eat from their asses mister Copperwaller, what do you do with that? But Martian invasion averted that carries some clout yeah?”
As Captain Righteous continued his rant a new guest arrived Madame Vice President of the United fucking States.
Madame Vice President: "Save it Victor.”
Bitch, he thought to himself. As they sat and offered Captain Righteous a seat he just stared, defiant as ever. Fuckin rats. He could explode into action tear them a part and fuck everyone in this room before security could pinch their thousandth shit of the morning to try and stop him. Nothing could stop him, except his wrestling dream. He still wanted that.
Madame Vice President: "In light of your recently granted extracurricular privileges and now that you have outed the secret of your existence..”
Hustance Copperweller: "...or your very gray questionable moral compass…”
The Lawyer Twins Together: ”All the violence.”
Captain Righteous: "*scoff* I get things done!”
Madame Vice President: "...no you solve problems without a second thought to the outcome Captain Righteous, thus CREATING more problems! To make sure you don't cause too much collateral while you pursue this silly wrestling dream of yours let me introduce you to Lady Liberty…”
The door opens again and strutting through the door is a small petite blonde woman dressed almost comically (at least to Captain Righteous who thought she looked silly) in a superhero outfit.
Lady Liberty: ”Thank you Madame Vice President…Captain Righteous it is a honor to finally meet you, I've been follo-”
Captain Righteous interrupts with a fit of barking laughter looking at everyone at the table.
Captain Righteous: ]”What the fuck is this? Why…why does she sound so horrible?! What is that accent? Is this an episode of Fargo?”
Lady Liberty: ”I'm actually from South Dakota dontcha know?!”
Captain Righteous: ]”Stop…seriously…what can she even do to “police me”..”
Now everyone looked more smug than the Captain.
Madame Vice President: "She's going to manage you.”
Madame Vice President took a seat and nodded at Lady Liberty who simply floated above and over the meeting table which instantly made Captain Righteous trigger a fight instinct by floating himself…he'd never seen another living creature do that, because that was his thing! She still approached closing the distance by flight when she cocked back and PUNCHED CAPTAIN RIGHTEOUS IN THE FACE SENDING HIM SAILING INTO A LARGE CONCRETE WALL! And just like that Captain Righteous launched into an attack spearing Lady Liberty through a large thick plate of glass, spilling them both into the night air. The pair would fight for hours in the sky above with hundreds of millions of people watching and filming.
Eustace Copperwaller: ”I hope you are right about this Madame Vice President, he didn't look happy.”
Madame Vice President sat back in her chair smug and happy, a smirk of great condescension wilted on her face.
Madame Vice President: "She'll do for now, perhaps she will beat some of that fire within Victor make him more manageable…plus I think we found someone within the organization at Fantasy Pretendy Fight Club that will dampen his little wet dream…I'll work the angle in the meantime.”
She twisted her imaginary evil mustache as the board minions laughed evilly.
***
...Above the Arena…
The pair, Captain Righteous and Lady Liberty, come to a crashing landing on a building! Dust and pieces of shrapnel explode into the air…Captain Righteous slowly stands with mild damage, a red spot beside his left eye and dry blood from under his nose were his only markings. While Lady Liberty looked a little more beat up, he grabs her up by the front of her outfit pulling her close to his face. Captain Righteous speeds up into the air and “by chance” above the BACK IN BUSINESS EVENT!
Captain Righteous: ”Never think you're better little Missy! And don't ever get in my way, understood? I will destroy you like I will destroy every man and woman of Fantasy!! Do you want to see the extent of my power ?! You just show up for my first match and watch a God amongst men…”
He tosses her aside, sending Lady Liberty crashing on top of the arena! The crowd below where she had landed was doused in dust.
Jean-Luc Watkins: "What did he do?! Can we send someone to check on that lady?!”
Captain Righteous lips, ’See you soon!’, salutes and takes off into the night air. Everyone is clearly stunned.
Kurt Harrington: “Ladies and gentlemen, your next bout is set for ONE FALL and will be fought under X RULES. The winner of this match advances to Night 2 to face the winner of Trixie Bordeaux and Aaron Harrows for the FWA X CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIP”
“Introducing first, hailing from the Realm of Despair, weighing in at 270 pounds, VENGAAAAADOOOOOOR!”
[Metallica || Here Comes Revenge]
Vengador appears at the top of the ramp as Madison Square Garden shows their support for the native of the Realm of Despair.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Vengador has a chance to get his first taste of gold since his FWA debut. All he has to do is get through Johnny Johnson and the winner of the Trixie Bordeaux, Aaron Harrows match.”
Vengador methodically walks up the ring steps and heads to the far corner where he leans back against the turnbuckle and stares toward the ramp.
The camera pans backstage where Johnny Johnson is seen walking from his dressing room, heading toward the gorilla position.
Just as he rounds a corner, someone charges in and plants a forearm into the side of his head, knocking him into the cinderblock wall. Johnson is down! The camera pans out, and it’s Tommy Bedlam! Bedlam delivers a series of stomps to Johnson’s head and abdomen before picking him up off the ground and throwing him over a catering table.
Bedlam shoves a member of the event staff out of his chair and picks it up. He raises the chair and drives the edge of it into Johnson’s ribs. He spins it around and delivers a brutal chair shot to Johnson’s head that busts “The Legend” wide open.
Tommy throws the chair on the ground and starts pounding Johnson with a series of punches. As security peels him away, Jon Russnow runs into the frame.
Jon Russnow:“Bedlam! Bedlam! What the hell do you think you’re doing?! Get him the hell out of my building! Get him out of here.”
Tommy Bedlam:“Looks like you’re down a competitor. Don’t worry. I’ll fill in for him. You know me; big team player.”
Tommy wipes the blood from Johnny Johnson off his hands and across his chest as three security guards grab him and start pushing him toward the door.
Jon Russnow:“Bull shit. You’re gone, Bedlam. I’ll have your job for this.”
Rocco Sullivan:“Jon, it’s your biggest show of the year. You’ve already got one guy standing in the ring. We both know you’re not going to call the whole match off, not when there’s a title shot on the line.”
Tommy Bedlam: “I never lost my fucking title, Russnow. You can send me out there to fight Vengador for a shot, or you can sit back and wait on me to hijack every fucking show you try to put on until I get a shot.”
Rocco Sullivan:“Be smart about this, Jon. He’s already proven he’s healthy enough to fight. We can do this now, or we can do this on Meltdown, and then again on Fallout. You get to choose. Don’t worry. He won’t even take a lighter with him for this one”
Jon Russnow is obviously annoyed by Bedlam’s antics. He squeezes the bridge of his nose between his first two fingers and holds up a hand toward the security guards.
Jon Russnow:“Let him go. Get your ass out there, Bedlam. I’m not going to let your dumbass ruin our biggest show. But this isn’t over. I’ll figure out what to do with you later.”
Tommy jerks his arm away from the security guard, pats Rocco on the back, and smirks at Jon Russnow as he makes his way toward the curtain.
Tommy makes his way toward the ring as Vengador looks confused by what’s going on. With Rocco in tow, there is no music, but it would be hard to hear “Wanted Dead or Alive” over the boos of the crowd. Tommy is obviously still banged up from the unsanctioned fight with Brooklyn Steiner, as evidenced by the large bandage on his forehead that’s covering his stitches, the wrap around his ribs, and his noticeable limp.
Rocco is slapping Tommy on the back, getting him hyped up for the match as Vengador is shown to his corner by the official.
Tommy climbs up the ring steps, steps through the ropes, and glares at Vengador before smirking at the crowd who absolutely detests him.
Jean-Luc Watkins:“This crowd is certainly against Tommy Bedlam here, and who can blame them? His actions over the last few weeks have been absolutely deplorable. What he did earlier tonight to Brooklyn Steiner was disgusting.”
Konchu Hao:“Don’t forget what this does to Vengador. He’s been preparing for Johnny Johnson, not Tommy Bedlam.”
Jean-Luc Watkins:“He hasn’t. But Bedlam is beat all to hell, here. That fight with Brooklyn Steiner earlier has to have taken it out of him.”
SIXTH MATCH | 1/30. X4 Semi-Final. X Rules Match. Match Writer: Tommy. |
DING DING DING << 00:00. >> The bell sounds, and this one is underway. Vengador quickly goes on the offensive, looking to take advantage of how banged-up Tommy is. He goes in with a series of punches and kicks that batter Tommy from his bandaged-up ribs down to his thighs, and “The Cowboy” falls to a knee. Vengador bounces off the near-side ropes, and delivers a step-up enziguri that connects flush against the back of Tommy’s head, and quickly goes for the pin. 1… 2… 3… NO! Tommy manages to get a shoulder up, but Vengador is undeterred. He pulls Tommy up by the hair and shoves him into the corner before unleashing a series of machine gun chops that quickly turn Bedlam’s chest bright red. Konchu Hao:“Bedlam has shown a lot of guts putting himself into this match, even if you disagree with his methods, but this may have been too much, too soon.” Bedlam is struggling as Vengador delivers a beautiful standing dropkick in the corner that knocks the former X Champion to the mat. Tommy wisely rolls out of the ring where Rocco Sullivan is standing by to help his client regroup. Vengador drops under the bottom rope and goes in pursuit of Tommy. He goes for a jumping big boot, but Rocco pulls Tommy out of the way, and Vengador crashes into the steel steps at ringside. Jean-Luc Watkins:“That may be the break that Bedlam needs, at least if he wants to catch his breath. Vengador came out aggressive, and “The Cowboy” hasn’t had an answer for him so far.” Both men are on the floor, but Tommy starts to stir first. He crawls toward the side of the ring and starts pulling out anything he can get his hands on. He slides a tool box out from under the ring, flips the latch on it, and pulls out a hammer. Bedlam moves toward Vengador, who is still on the ground favoring his left knee, and quickly smacks the side of his opponent’s leg with the hammer. Vengador screams in pain as Tommy swings the hammer down into his leg a second time. Jean-Luc Watkins: “Bedlam is destroying the knee of Vengador right here in front of our table. Chopping down Vengador is a smart move, but I hate to see Tommy Bedlam being the one doing it.” Tommy picks Vengador up and leans him against the announce table. Bedlam hops up onto the apron and goes airborne with a rare high-risk maneuver, but VENGADOR MOVES! Bedlam crashes into the announce table and crumples onto the floor. << 5:02. >> Vengador is back on the offensive as the fight’s still on the outside of the ring. He Irish whips Tommy into the security railing hard, and Bedlam is hurting, showing the effects of the brutal fight with Brooklyn Steiner earlier in the night. Vengador smartly stays on top of things and begins hammering Bedlam in the ribs and abdomen. Vengador backs away slightly and charges in, and crushes Tommy between himself and the railing. He goes for another pin! 1… 2… 3….NO! Once again, Bedlam is able to get a shoulder up, and this time it’s Vengador who goes under the ring to find some weapons. Much to the delight of the crowd, he comes out with a table! Seeming to feed off the crowd’s energy, Vengador reaches under the ring and pulls out a second table. Tommy is trying to get to his feet, but Vengador plants a large boot in the side of his head, knocking him back to the ground. He sets the tables up, one on top of the other. He turns his attention back to Tommy and moves in, but Bedlam hits him with a low blow! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Dammit, Bedlam with a low blow! He did the same thing earlier tonight to Steiner, and now he’s gone below the belt on Vengador. But of course, it’s all legal.” Tommy pulls himself back to his feet and goes toward the ring steps. He rips the top step off and slams the steel down across the back of Vengador with a sickening thud. He hoists the steps over his head a second time, and drives them into Vengador again. Now it’s Bedlam who goes for the pin. 1… 2… NO! Vengador kicks out at 2! *** << 7:17. >> Bedlam and Vengador are still outside the ring, as the fight has spilled up the entrance ramp. Both men are on their feet and swinging wildly at one another. Bedlam connects with a right, then Vengador returns the punch. Bedlam, Vengador, Bedlam, Vengador, they continue exchanging blows, and they’re getting closer to the edge of the stage! Tommy kicks Vengador in the stomach, throws his head under his arms, and hooks both arms behind his back. Konchu Hao: “He’s going for it! He’s going to Bullseye him off the stage!” Bedlam goes for it, but Vengador blocks! He hooks his leg around Tommy’s ankle, killing the momentum. Frustrated, Bedlam shoves Vengador away, and somehow Vengador lands a super kick that catches Tommy flush on the chin. The Cowboy is staggered! Vengador steps into another super kick and nails Tommy in the mouth for the second time. Tommy is flailing wildly, trying to maintain his balance. It’s all for naught, as a third super kick connects, and Bedlam falls off the stage and onto the floor! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Vengador looks over the edge of the stage where Bedlam is sprawled out on the concrete. He walks away, lifts his eyes toward the sky, and breaks into a run, albeit it with a limp, toward the edge of the stage. VENGADOR GOES AIRBORNE! He hits a suicide dive onto a fallen Tommy Bedlam on the floor! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Jean-Luc Watkins: “That may be enough to do it!” Vengador rolls toward Bedlam, obviously wounded from the dive, but he drapes an arm over Tommy’s chest. 1… 2… 3… NO! NO! NO! Bedlam kicks out! Konchu Hao: “Vengador just couldn’t get enough on that pin attempt. Bedlam’s still in this thing.” *** << 9:48 >> Both men are up, but Vengador seems to have all the momentum. He tosses Tommy like a rag doll up onto the ramp. The big man stands over his fallen opponent, looks around at the crowd who is absolutely electric, and lands a perfect standing moonsault on him, punishing Tommy even more. Just as Bedlam tries to push himself up, Vengador delivers a kick to the stomach that sends the former X Champion rolling down the ramp. He stays in hot pursuit as Tommy inches back toward the ring. He charges in once again, but this time, Tommy manages to catch his foot with a drop-toe hold, sending Vengador head-first into the steel ring post! Vengador staggers backwards, but will not go down! Tommy gets to his feet and whips Vengador into the ring post for a second time, but he still will not fall! Clearly frustrated, Tommy grabs Vengador for a third attempt, but he’s blocked. Vengador headbutts Tommy, landing a perfect blow to the stitches in his forehead. Bedlam is scrambling and rolls back into the ring. Vengador’s on the apron, Bedlam is in the ring. Tommy bounces Vengador’s head off the turnbuckle, and Vengador returns the favor. Back and forth they go, both men bouncing the other off the turnbuckle. Finally, Tommy grabs Vengador by the mask and snaps him throat-first over the top rope. The crowd lets out an audible scream, as Vengador teeters on the apron with the two tables that he stacked earlier behind him. Tommy sees his opportunity. He takes a couple steps back, and just as Vengador raises his head back up, Tommy connects with the Last Call! Vengador loses his grip on the rope and plunges backward through the tables. Tommy sees his opportunity and rolls from the ring, steps over the rubble of the broken tables, and goes for the pin. 1… 2… 3…. DING DING DING! |
RESULT: Tommy Bedlam wins via pinfall at 12:22. |
Kurt Harrington: “Here is your winner, TOMMY BEDLAAAAAAM!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Well, you can tell this crowd is not happy with this result, but Bedlam pulled it off. Tomorrow night, he’s going to have a chance to reclaim the X Championship that he relinquished months ago.
Tommy stands over Vengador, seeming to soak in the boos from the crowd. He kicks a broken piece of table away as he makes his way back toward the ramp with Rocco Sullivan close behind.
He stops at the top of the ramp, turns around to face the crowd, and taunts them by pretending to wrap a title belt around his waist.
The Back in Business Night One coverage resumes inside Madison Square Garden and there is an excited but somewhat nervous atmosphere inside the world renowned venue. Fans are shown taking deep breaths, and some now even arguing amongst themselves as clear lines are being drawn ahead of the final match of the evening.
The commentary team is shown once more, but now Jean-Luc Watkins and Konchu Hao have been joined by a third just for this match.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “The tension here is palpable, wrestling fans. Tonight has already served as another historic chapter in the annual spectacle that is Back in Business, but there is still one match to come. A deeply, deeply personal affair between two teams with copious amounts of history with each other, and the FWA World Tag Team Championships hanging in the balance. To help us call what I am sure is going to be a display of pure carnage, Christian Quinn. Great to have you back at the table, Christian.”
Christian Quinn: “It’s great to be back, Jean-Luc. A story that began ten years ago when Danny Toner and Randy Ramon both first set foot in the FWA has led to this moment tonight; finally with their differences set aside they face off against two men who epitomise their regret. FTN took advantage of a vacuum and catapulted themselves far above their stations. Tonight, the champions will put the challengers back in their rightful places.”
Konchu Hao: “Without seeking to sour the camaraderie so imminently, I think it would be wise to write off Alyster Black and Chris Peacock so easily, my friend. I’ve battled with both of them - as has Jean-Luc - and can attest to their legitimacy. Lest you also forget who is responsible for that limp of yours...”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Now, now. That’s enough of that, gentlemen. Personal preferences aside, I think we can all agree that this match is filled with promise. To be contested under Warehouse rules-”
Christian Quinn: “That means that absolutely anything goes, Jean-Luc. A rule set that all four will be familiar with. Yes, even Randy Ramon.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Born from the historic meeting between Danny Toner and Chris Peacock three and a half years ago. And as Christian says, absolutely anything goes. There is nothing off limits here, so long as the match ends with a pin fall or submission inside the ring. Tags are required however you’ll probably see the insistence for them dissipate as the match progresses.”
Konchu Hao: “It’s going to be CHAOTIC. There will be UNPARALLELED DESTRUCTION! IT ALL ENDS HERE! KEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “I could not have put it better myself. Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and get ready because we’re ready to go.”
[War || Hypnotic Brass Ensemble]
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Oh no…”
The fans stand up at the music abruptly plays. Approximately half of them are rabidly cheering whilst the other half are tearing their lungs to shreds with the boos. After a few seconds, Allen Price appears on the ramp. The manual wheelchair he has been bound to since Randy Ramon broke his leg has been replaced by a motorised one. Price stops it at the top of the ramp and is shown to be smirking.
Christian Quinn: “What does this idiot want?”
The reason for his complacency becomes clear when he begins to advance down the ramp. At the press of a button, a foggy white, foam-like substance is sprayed out from behind him. It is a sorry excuse for a release, barely going a few inches above his head and then landing on the ground behind him without much fanfare. A runner sweeps it away almost as soon as it lands but this is not noticed by the oblivious Price. The camera follows Price and the microphone attached to it picks up his commentary of his own entrance - “OH MY GOD IT'S A DAMN CUM WHEELCHAIR!”
Konchu Hao: “This is not the chaos I was referring to, I want that made clear!”
Price brings the wheelchair around to the commentary table and parks it up next to Konchu Hao, who shuffles away from him. He pulls out a headset from the horrendous and gaudy lime pastel suit he is wearing and tosses the cable onto the table.
Christian Quinn: “You’re joking, right? He’s not doing fucking commentary. YOU DON’T BELONG HERE, DICKFACE!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Oh for fu-”
With a face plastered with premature regret, Watkins slots Price’s lead into an open slot in the console.
Allen Price: “Oh, thank you, Jean-Luc! Thank you so much!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Consider that charity, Price. I must stress that you are on an incredibly short leash. A cum wheelchair, really?”
Allen Price: “I think it’s going to catch on. I’ve filed the patent already. But enough about me, I’m not the talking point here-”
Christian Quinn: “You don’t say.”
Allen Price: “OH YEAH?! You shut your crippled ASS up, Quinn, and you show the next tag team champions the respect they deserve! Because guess what? FTN. Alyster Black. Chris Peacock… HERE THEY COME!”
[Gangplank Galleon]
Despite the divided crowd, there is almost a unanimously loud cheer once the challengers’ music begins to play inside MSG. Alyster Black and Chris Peacock walk out together. There are no grand or controversial theatrics like last year; it is clear from their faces that they’re here for business. Peacock wears black trousers which match Alyster’s and the navy accents on Black’s mask is the only colour on either of their wardrobe. A sign in the crowd is almost instantly spotted by Peacock, reading ‘REST IN PEACE DREW’. He nods appreciatively at the fan holding it and then FTN walk towards the ring together. As they pass the camera, the black armbands they are both wearing reads ‘DP’ with an orange heart next to it.
Allen Price: “You saw the signs and you heard the news coming into Back in Business; Chris Peacock laid his twin brother to rest almost a month ago to this day. The fact that he’s here - alongside the man he considers his brother - to fight at the highest level shows how much of a warrior this man is. You pair him up with the toughest son of a bitch in the world, you’ve got two winners and that’s what FTN will be tonight.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Of course the FWA was deeply saddened by the loss of Drew Peacock and our heartfelt condolences are offered to Chris and the rest of the Peacock family.”
Konchu Hao: “I have since come to view Chris Peacock and Alyster Black in a different light since this event. Where I once saw two fierce competitors in an alliance, what is clear now is that whilst their actions and choices in acquaintances leave a lot to be desired, a brotherhood exists between them.”
At ringside, FTN stop to interact with a couple of people in the front row. Chris kisses a woman on the cheek as Alyster fist bumps a young man. Chris then presses his forehead against the boy’s, hugging him and then kissing him on the head before he rolls into the ring.
Allen Price: Chris’s nephew, Max. Drew’s son. All from right here in New York. Then there’s the beautiful Cindy, Chris’s girlfriend-”
Christian Quinn: “Is she registered blind, deaf and with deficiencies in the rest of her senses? What the hell is someone like her doing with Chris Peacock?”
The challengers bump fists in the ring and discuss some last minute strategy as their music fades out. They start to pace, awaiting their opponents. The lights go out in the arena…
[Gangplank Galleon || Sixx: A.M.]
It is a mixed arena as the lights return and on the stage the previously shaded out area now houses Nicky Sixx and the rest of Sixx: A.M., who begin playing to a cheer from the crowd.
“Stand up to the devil slowly rising,
Clear your throat now, you can call for their demise.
Speak out, don't let the status quo define you.
This is your world, just put the fear back in their eyes.
There comes a time when you know there's a problem…
Rise up, it's a dawn of a new day!
Hands up, it's gonna be okay!
Even when they strangle you!
Get yourselves together!
Strike down for all that oppose you!
Look now, what have they sold you?
Even if they anger you,
Get yourselves together!
Get yourselves together!
Get yourselves together!
RISE!
Get yourselves together!
RISE!
Stand up and live your life!
RISE!
Get yourselves together!”
As the band continues to play the song, a figure emerges onto the stage and stands tall next to the band. ‘Rockstar’ Randy Ramon proudly looks down at the championship on his shoulder and nods at Nicky before he marches down to the ring with his eyes firmly set on FTN inside of it, specifically Chris Peacock.
Allen Price: “I can’t be the only one tired of hearing this song, right?”
Christian Quinn: “Give it a rest, Price. Randy Ramon and Danny Toner may have had their differences in the last decade but even I will concede that this man is arguably the greatest tag team wrestler in the history of this company. He is just one reign shy of equalling the record held by Devin Golden and Ashley O’Ryan, but my prediction is that he’s going to be stuck on reign number six for some time holding the titles alongside Danny.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Randy Ramon’s impact on tag team wrestling cannot be understated, but it is his other recent impacts that have drawn the ire of the challengers tonight. At Lights Out last year, he interfered in the match between Black and Peacock, cutting Peacock’s reign short and causing Black to have a crisis of confidence. He almost broke FTN up that night.”
Konchu Hao: “The Dark Roads Alliance did not do much to improve that situation either…”
Ramon gets into the ring, showing no fear of either Peacock or Black and Alyster has to hold Chris back. Ramon climbs up onto the turnbuckle and nods his head as the band finishes up the song and Nicky Sixx thanks the crowd and endorses Ramon. Pleased with it, Ramon jumps down and looks at Peacock who stares daggers at him. Peacock’s focus on Ramon is only broken by the next song to play…
[Down With the Sickness || Disturbed]
Chris Peacock grits his teeth and balls his fists, but the crowd ROARS in approval as the Disturbed song begins to play. The song reserved for Warehouse matches and also those against Chris Peacock plays and strobe lights shine around the historic venue. Once David Draiman’s voice delivers the iconic “OH-WAH-HAH-HAH-AH!”, Danny Toner appears on the stage with his arms outstretched, receiving a hero’s welcome. He closes his eyes and takes in the atmosphere before bursting back into life and hyping up the crowd.
Christian Quinn: “It is quite pathetic how easy it is to get under your guy’s skin, Price.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Ever the master tactician, an expert in getting inside the heads and under the skins of his opponents and using their disturbed temperaments to his advantage. Danny Toner is ‘The Chessmaster’, and his opponents are merely pawns for him to bend to his will. I think there is no one that can deny that on his day and in these big matches… no one shines better than Danny Toner.”
Christian Quinn: “When you’re right, you’re right, Jean-Luc. FTN are here because Danny Toner wants them to be. Neither Peacock or Black can hold a candle to him and he knows it, but so do they. He’ll let them enjoy the experience of being in a main event of Back in Business – the first and last time for Black. They can pay respects to Peacock’s deadbeat brother, but make no mistake, Toner takes no prisoners and these two clowns are going to realise that this is a fight that they did not want to pick.”
Toner rolls into the ring after milking the crowd for all that they are worth.
Once the commotion has died down, the two teams take their places in opposite corners. The referee, Larry Stevens, holds up the championships in the air, the lights inside MSG reflecting off of them. Kurt Harrington takes a step forward and clears his throat into the microphone.
Kurt Harrington: “The following is a Tag Team Match to be contested under Warehouse Rules, and it is for the FWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!”
A big cheer goes up for the announcement and focus turns to FTN. Neither of them are looking at the titles, only at the equally focused and determined Ramon and Toner standing opposite them.
Kurt Harrington: “Introducing first, the challengers! First, from San Dimas, California… weighing in at none of your damn business… he is the ‘BLACK JESUS’… ALYSTERRRRRRRRR BLAAAAACK!!!”
A mixed reaction for Black, with the pro-Toner section of the crowd making themselves heard along with the FTN fanatics. An excited rumble swells as a close up of Black’s partner is shown.
Kurt Harrington: “His tag team partner… from Brooklyn, NEW YORK!”
Kurt pauses to allow a big cheer, causing Chris Peacock to crack a small smile. Danny Toner rolls his eyes.
Kurt Harrington: “He weighs in tonight at two-hundred and ten pounds… he is ‘The King of Dong Style’, ‘Dreamer’s Nightmare’ and ‘DISCO’S LAST WARRIOR’… your very own GRAND SLAM CHAMPION… CHRISSSSS PEEEEEEACOCCKKKK!!!”
A very loud cheer for Chris Peacock drowns out any negative reaction for him.
Kurt Harrington: “Together they are EFFFFFFFFFF!!! TEEEEEE!!!! ENNNNNNNNNN!!!”
Placing a hand on Peacock’s shoulder, Black nods at his partner and Peacock returns the sentiment. Attention then turns to the champions in the other corner, with the chanting for Danny Toner already starting to begin. Before that though, the focus turns to Randy Ramon. ‘Rockstar’ wears a steely expression.
Kurt Harrington: “Their opponents… First, from Detroit Rock City and weighing in at two-hundred and forty pounds… he is one half of the FWA World Tag Team Champions… ‘ROCKSTAR’ RRRRRRRAAAANDYYYYYYYYY RRRRRAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOON!!!”
Harrington does not even get the chance to begin introducing Ramon’s partner as the crowd hijacks the moment.
“DANNY!
DANNY!
DANNY FUCKIN’ TONER!”
A smirk forms on Toner’s face.
Kurt Harrington: “His tag team partner… the other half of the FWA World Tag Team Champions… from NEW YORK CITY…”
Another giant cheer for another New Yorker.
Kurt Harrington: “He is DAAAAAAAANNNNYYYY!”
“FUCKING!”
Kurt Harrington: “TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!”
More chanting for Toner ensues and both teams convene in their respective corners. Some discussions take place between them as to who is going to start things off, but there is a clear air of anticipation in the crowd.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Many things have been said by these two teams but now, the time for talking is over. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the main event!”
SEVENTH MATCH | NIGHT ONE MAIN EVENT | 1/60. Randy Ramon and Danny Toner [c] vs. FTN (Alyster Black and Chris Peacock). Tag Team Match for the FWA World Tag Team Championships. Match Writer: Man. |
The crowd is raucous as Chris Peacock nominates himself to begin the match for FTN whilst the champions come to an agreement that it will be Randy Ramon starting things off. Ramon confidently steps forward towards Peacock, who bobs up and down for a moment in the corner, ready to face his mentor in the ring after an entire year’s worth of sneak attacks and backstabbing… and Peacock charges out of the corner and catches Ramon with a forearm straight to the face! Inside MSG, the crowd eats it up as Peacock tees off on Ramon, each punch landing like a hammer to the side of Ramon’s head with the pent up frustration coming to the surface. Ramon shoves Peacock away after a few strikes landed, and he catches the smaller man with an elbow to the face as Peacock tenaciously comes straight back in for him immediately. Peacock ignores the blow, continuing to hammer away on Ramon and Randy gets a guard up and steps back towards the ropes. After wearing him down with some more punches to the head and midsection, Peacock takes a couple of steps back before charging in - but this time Ramon gets a boot up and catches Peacock directly in the face! Chris drops down to a knee, and Ramon boots him in the side of the head to knock him flat and Randy reaches across to tag in Danny Toner. Toner enters the ring to a massive ovation from the crowd and he cockily allows Peacock to get to his feet before motioning for him to face him. There is no second invitation required for Chris Peacock; he steps up to Toner and a hockey fight ensues! Jean-Luc Watkins: “Two of New York’s finest duking it out here! Toner and Peacock, the pioneers of Warehouse wrestling!” Allen Price: “Come on, Chris! Kick his ass!” The crowd are in a state of constant excitement as Peacock and Toner throw bomb after bomb at each other. Toner manages to avoid a strike and cut Peacock off with a knee to the gut and then a big punch to the face that causes Peacock to stagger backwards into the FTN corner. A grin forms on Toner’s face as Alyster Black reads the vibe inside the arena and reaches forward, slapping Peacock on the chest and then entering the ring. Toner is in full mockery mode, feigning tears and pulling a sad face, but he soon sharpens up and motions for Black to come and face him. Just like his partner, Alyster Black does not need to be asked twice. Unsurprisingly, the strikes from Aly Black are significantly harder for Toner to withstand compared to Peacock’s. Alyster hits a couple of quick jabs and then stings Toner’s chest with a sharp chop! This causes Toner to recoil, showing his back to the masked man. Danny laughs and turns around back towards Black… only to get another chop that takes him off his feet! Already Toner’s chest has a visible red streak across it and Black lifts him up from the mat to capitalise further, but Toner shoves him away and dives towards Ramon, tagging in his partner. Black is ready to face off against his longtime rival Ramon. The two circle the ring for a few paces and then appear to be about to lock up, but just like Peacock and Toner - they start slamming their fists into each other’s heads instead! Konchu Hao: “This does not resemble a wrestling match in the slightest; this is a fight!” Christian Quinn: “FTN might think that a fight like this favours them but I’m quite confident that they’ll soon tire themselves out in all of their excitement. Let these emotional fools play directly into TxR3’s hands.” A wayward elbow from Ramon catches Black on the side of the head just as it did Peacock, and ‘Rockstar’ looks to follow up with a Discus Punch, but Black forces his head forwards and he Headbutts Ramon’s fist! Ramon comes off worse in the situation and shakes out his hand, which allows Black to pull him in and take him over with a Backdrop Suplex!! Ramon lands on the back of his head. As Black attempts to roll him over for a pin, Toner gets back in - permitted by Warehouse Rules - but he’s cut off by Peacock! A cheer goes up for Peacock and Toner mixing it up again, but with the element of surprise, Peacock gets the better of it and punches Toner in the face a couple of times, and Clotheslines him out of the ring over the top rope! Black has since neglected his planned pin on Ramon and now stands over ‘Rockstar’, who is on his knees in the middle of the ring. Seeing this, Peacock turns around and looks down at Ramon with a scowl on his face. In a reversal of roles, Ramon sticks up defiant middle fingers at both FTN members, who proceed to stomp him out! There is nothing being held back by either Peacock or Black as they land kicks and overhand strikes down onto Ramon. Allen Price: “Back in Business XVII, Lights Out, Carnal Contendership. How many times did randy Ramon need to interfere in Chris Peacock’s business in the last year? He stole Peacock’s moment at Back in Business and cost him the FWA World Championship against Alyster Black. Alyster didn’t want to win the title from his best friend like that.” Konchu Hao: “This must be a cathartic moment for FTN for sure. A powerful force, that is for certain. However Christian’s point rings true; FTN could find themselves becoming too emotionally invested in this match and lose sight of their true goal.” Christian Quinn: “You won’t see the champions doing that, that’s for sure. Look, I freakin’ called it! They’ve tired themselves out like the little immature toddlers they are!” After their initial flurry, Black and Peacock take a moment to have a breather and then they each grab one of Ramon’s wrists and pull him up from the mat back to his knees. With a nod to each other they point their hands up into the air and shout “FTN TRIGGER!” at the top of their voices… and slam their knees straight into Ramon’s face!!! ‘Rockstar’ slumps to the mat and Peacock looks around at the fans in the arena, nodding his head. He exclaims loudly to them and instructs Black to pick Ramon up. Jean-Luc Watkins: “They’re going for the Load Blower - I think FTN want to finish this one off right here! This match is merely a few minutes old!” Ramon is elevated up by Alyster who prepares to slam him down with the Powerbomb portion of The Load Blower, but Peacock is grabbed by the ankle and he faceplants onto the mat! Danny Toner then yanks Peacock out of the ring and connects with a fierce uppercut… and he then sends Peacock crashing into the steel steps! Toner then slides into the ring where Black is still struggling with Ramon and TONER KICKS BLACK BETWEEN THE LEGS!!! The fans don’t mind it given their love for Toner, and once Ramon is down, Danny gives him a nod to say that he’s comfortable taking on Black on his own and Randy is free to go after Peacock if he wants to. Ramon leaves the ring, leaving Toner alone with Black. ‘The Chessmaster’ grins with glee as he follows up his low blow with a kick directly to the face. With Black down, Toner exits the ring and walks past Ramon punching Peacock repeatedly in the head, and heads to the timekeeper’s area. Christian Quinn: “Out of his way, guys! I don’t know what Danny Toner has got in mind here but it ain’t gonna be pretty, I’ll tell you that!” Toner shoves the timekeeper out of the way and grabs a steel chair but stops before getting back into the ring with it. He calls for Ramon to get Peacock into the ring and grabs another chair from the same area and slides them into the ring. On the mat, Peacock tries to get his hand on one of the chairs but Ramon presses his boot down onto Peacock’s wrist, causing Chris to groan. Alyster Black is back on his feet and he attempts to bundle on Toner as the latter gets into the ring, but Ramon is there to stomp on the back of his head to thwart him. Picking up one of the chairs, Ramon nods his head at Toner and then slams it down onto Peacock’s back! Chris does not get away with being hit just the once, as Ramon strikes him with the chair until his former student is out of the ring. The champions share a small nod, and Ramon follows Peacock out of the ring. Toner picks up his chair and waits on Black to get up to his feet, and swings, but Black ducks it! Alyster thumps Toner with a forearm to the face, and he snatches the chair from Toner’s grasp and drives it into Danny’s gut. Toner doubles over and then drops to his knees, and Black leaps into the air… and Dropkicks the chair into the back of Toner’s head! Rising to his feet, Alyster stomps on Toner’s back and picks the chair back up. Black takes it to the corner and wedges it in between the top and middle turnbuckles. On the outside, Ramon strikes Peacock with a European Uppercut up against the ring apron, and Chris stumbles forwards towards the announce table. Ramon is straight on him and he slams Peacock’s face onto the top of the table right in front of the commentary team. This of course draws the ire of Allen Price. Allen Price: “Hey! You get your damn hands off of him! He’s worth a thousand of you!” Price even tries to stand up out of his wheelchair, but the leg which Ramon broke several weeks ago gives way from underneath him and he falls back into his seat, causing Christian Quinn to cackle loudly. Peacock attempts to fight back, managing to catch Ramon with an elbow to the midsection, but Ramon quickly cuts him off with a Knee Lift. Another bouncing of Peacock’s head from the table follows which makes the top cover fall off. Peacock slumps to the ground next to the ring apron and Ramon slams the announce table cover down onto his back. Alyster Black brings up Danny Toner in the ring and attempts to send him into the corner where he positioned the chair, but Toner manages to hold on and he pulls Black in and gets his knee up into the air, knocking Black down to the mat! Toner lifts Black up and screams into his face, before he takes Black and sends him into the corner… AND BLACK GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! This does not take Black down though as he merely stumbles back several paces towards the middle of the ring, and Toner yanks the chair out from the corner, showing off the large dent in it to the fans who applaud him. Jean-Luc Watkins: “FTN are really having trouble getting anything started so far in this match; any offence they are able to mount is quickly cut off by the champions, who are really just having their way with them. Toner now, heading to the top rope?!” Christian Quinn: “This usually only means one thing, but he’s got that chair in his hand, so I’m not sure what he’s thinking of doing here. All I know is that if he is able to pull it off, it ain’t gonna be good for that masked idiot.” There are a couple of nervy moments as Toner teeters on the top rope, looking down over Black. Once he has his footing he raises the chair up above his head. With one of those trademark shit-eating grins, Toner jumps into the air… AND LANDS A TOP ROPE CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF ALYSTER BLACK!!! Toner laughs as Black falls backwards, raving about how that felt better than a Double Axe-Handle, and Ramon on the outside standing over Peacock has an approving look on his face. With the champions in total control, there is a second for Ramon to take a breath before he lifts up Peacock, but he’s hit in the ribs by a Singapore Cane! A big cheer goes up as Peacock had grabbed his signature weapon from under the ring whilst down there and he gets to his feet, striking Ramon with the cane several times in the ribs and the back. Ramon is unable to escape Peacock’s flurry, and Chris finishes off by HITTING RAMON ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE CANE!!! Ramon drops to the floor, holding his face, and Toner is quickly out of the ring to go after Peacock, getting him in a Headlock from behind, but Peacock swings the cane back and catches Toner on the top of the head with it! Fan favour swings back into FTN’s - specifically Peacock’s direction as he takes a deep breath and stalks the retreating Toner with the cane. Once Peacock catches him another shot to the back follows, and Chris then hurls Toner into the ring barricade. Konchu Hao: “Often a subject of mockery from his peers, especially the likes of Danny Toner, you know that Peacock will be relishing this opportunity to exact some revenge on his former ally!” Allen Price: “Seeing these two fighting on the outside of the ring takes me back to that first night in the Warehouse, where Chris Peacock saved Danny Toner’s career. Don’t scoff at me, Quinn - you know I’m right!” With considerable effort, Peacock dislodges the steel steps and lifts them up over his head. He walks towards Toner with them in his hand but Danny manages to slip out of the way as Peacock slams the steps down and they hit the floor. The reverberation causes Peacock to drop the steps, and Toner then strikes him from behind and Peacock stumbles forwards towards the barricade. Toner charges in, but Peacock explodes forward and takes Toner down with a Spear!! Chris gets up and beats his chest and then reaches under the ring once again… and he pulls out a table! As per usual, the crowd cheers loudly for the wood being introduced. Peacock sets the table up at ringside and turns back towards Toner, but he’s struck in the back by Ramon! The fans aren’t too happy, and Ramon clubs Peacock on the back a couple of times, then slams his face into the table. Noting that the table is already in place, Ramon lifts Peacock up into a Razor’s Edge position, but Peacock is able to shake himself free and he gets his feet on the ring apron. Ramon turns around and gets kicked straight in the mouth by Peacock. Peacock takes a moment to steady himself and then takes flight… looking for the Glitterball Drop… BUT RAMON CATCHES HIM - AND POWERBOMBS PEACOCK THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! Jean-Luc Watkins: “As we have seen so many times over the course of the last twelve months, Randy Ramon stands over Chris Peacock after cutting his momentum short. Now the champions have a chance to regroup…” Nearby, Danny Toner picks himself up and walks over to Ramon whilst holding his ribs. The sight of Peacock down in the wrecked table has the champions nodding their heads, until they turn around… AND ALYSTER BLACK WIPES THEM BOTH OUT WITH A FOSBURY FLOP!!! Black’s entire weight crash lands down onto the tag team champions, and ‘Black Jesus’ picks himself up quickly from the bundle when he sees Randy Ramon looking for a bit of space. Black stalks Ramon around the ring over towards the commentary table. He snatches a drink from a fan and throws it at Ramon. Once around the steps, Ramon gets up and goes to strike Black, but Alyster blocks it and Headbutts him once again. This causes Ramon to stagger and Black picks up the Singapore cane which Peacock had earlier dropped and he hits Ramon in the ribs with it. This causes Randy to veer into the commentary table, and Black lifts him up onto it. With Ramon prone, Black punches him several times in the head as the commentators scatter. The punches are not enough as then Black grabs a cable and ties it around Ramon’s throat, choking him out! Larry Stevens comes to warn Black off, but Alyster predictably shrugs the official off. Black continues to tighten the cord around Ramon’s neck until ‘Rockstar’ no longer moves in place. Alyster adjusts his mask and checks his hand to see that some blood has seeped through, but he ignores it. ‘Black Jesus’ hops up onto the ring apron and the crowd starts to react loudly as they realise what could be coming next. Black climbs up onto the top rope and looks down at Ramon on the table. He twirls a fake moustache and lets out a loud “HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” and takes flight… GOLDEN TOUCH TO RAMON THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Christian Quinn: “What a disgusting show of disrespect from this masked asshole. Why? What was the need for that? Where are we supposed to sit?! Hey, give that back!” Quinn’s ranting is interrupted when Black snatches his walking cane from him and begins to spin it around, similar to how Devin Golden would - the difference being that Quinn does need the walking cane - and he throws it down onto Ramon… BUT TURNS AROUND INTO AN EQUALIZER FROM DANNY TONER!!!! The fans cheer loudly as the sickening knee wipes Black out at ringside, and Toner picks himself up with a smirk on his face. He crawls towards the timekeeper’s area and this time his target is Kurt Harrington. The ring announcer seems concerned for his own safety, but Toner only steals the microphone from him and then uses Kurt’s knees to lift himself up. Danny Toner: “Look at that, huh? Aul’ Danny fuckin’ Toner the only man standing. How we feelin’ tonight, New York?” Big cheer from the crowd inside MSG. Toner breathes heavily into the microphone and motions to Alyster Black on the floor, who is holding his head. Danny Toner: “You fuckin’ mutt, Black! How many times you gotta learn, huh? How many times have I got to kick your ass before you realise you’re not on my fuckin’ level?! You fuckin’...” The shittalking tails off as Toner stomps on Black’s chest and shoulders, and then his head. He puts a finger on one nostril and releases the contents of the other down onto Alyster Black’s body. Danny Toner: “Where’s that disphit partner of yours? How the fuck has that guy made it to two main events in a row? The state of this fuckin’ company, man…” Whilst they were comfortable when the insults were being thrown at Alyster Black, the crowd are much less receptive to Toner speaking ill of fellow New York native Chris Peacock. Danny Toner: “Ah, get outta here with that. Fuck Chris, there’s someone else from that family I want to talk to and no, this ain’t gonna be a fuckin’ seance.” More jeers for Toner and he stumbles around the ring, clearly impacted by the toll that the match has taken on him this far. He comes to a stop at the ring barricade and then looks into the front row, straight at Max Peacock. The teenager has a scowl on his face, eyes welled up to the point where he looks like he could go for Toner himself. Toner is first interested in Cindy, who sits with her arms crossed. Danny Toner: “How much is Peacock payin’ you, huh? There’s punching and then there’s this shit goin’ on here, holy shit G… Anyway, Max Peacock. Max, it’s been a while. Max, Max, Max… Max Peacock… you HAD a father!” The fans begin to boo loudly and Toner turns around to absorb the full atmosphere resulting from his taunting of a bereaved child… BUT CHRIS PEACOCK IS THERE WITH A BOTTLE IN HIS HAND… AND HE SMASHES IT OVER THE TOP OF DANNY TONER’S HEAD!!!!! Toner’s face goes almost expressionless and Chris holds the broken neck of the Jameson bottle in his hand. Peacock drops it on the floor and he allows Toner to fall down into his chest, and he turns Toner around and holds his hand behind his back… allowing Cindy to reach over the barricade and slap him in the face! Toner shakes his head and Peacock pushes him down to the ground and is passed something by Max. Chris holds the shiny metallic object up into the air and a cheer goes up… Konchu Hao: “A FORK?!” Allen Price: “That’s right, Hao. Taken from Dazzling Dave’s restaurant in Brooklyn, where Chris and his brother grew up and Drew ran until the end. Now, Chris Peacock is going to EAT, son!” There is a loud noise from the fans inside MSG as Peacock drives the prongs of the fork directly into Toner’s forehead, in the same spot where the bottle was broken. The small cut that had been created begins gushing blood and Toner groans and cries out as Peacock then starts jamming the fork repeatedly into the top of his head and his forehead! Danny tries to get away, and eventually scrambles free of Peacock into the ring, where he holds his face. Peacock paces back and forth for a moment at ringside and steals a beer bottle from another fan in the front row… and smashes it against his own forehead! The staple of Peacock/Toner confrontations in the Warehouse gets another loud pop from the crowd. With blood also streaming down his face, Peacock slides into the ring behind Toner and he picks Toner up and kicks him in the midsection, DISCO THRILLER STUNNER!!! Toner flops around on the mat after being hit and Peacock backs into the corner and waits for him to rise slightly… STRUT!!!! The Strut catches Toner straight on the jaw and Peacock jumps on top of Toner, closing his eyes expectantly as Stevens makes the count; … ONE! … TWO!! … TONER KICKS OUT!!! Peacock has his head in his hands and looks up in disbelief. There is not much time for dismay or lamenting the kick out and he picks himself up again and backs into the corner once more. He nods his head and bobs up and down in anticipation for Toner to rise up once more and Peacock charges in, looking for another STRUT - BUT TONER JUMPS UP AND CATCHES HIM WITH AN EQUALIZER!!! Peacock gets folded in half and Toner grits his teeth as he flips Peacock over, for a pin of his own; … ONE! … TWO!! … THREE?! … NO!! PEACOCK KICKS OUT!!! The fans are all on their feet as Toner falls onto his back and slams his fists into the mat next to him and he then runs his hands through his hair, spreading the blood across his head. The look on Toner’s face shifts from one of shock, to bewilderment, to anger. He grits his teeth again and rolls out of the ring, examining the pile of glass on the floor from when Peacock struck him with the bottle. Danny picks up the neck of the Jameson bottle which Chris had held when striking him, and slides back into the ring. Toner grabs a fistful of Peacock’s head and pulls back his fringe to expose his forehead and he brings the broken bottle down towards Peacock’s forehead, preparing to slice and scar Peacock permanently. Peacock does what he can to resist Toner, pushing against his arm. The glass makes initial contact with Peacock’s skin and draws further blood, but before Toner can do any real damage, Peacock manages to shove him away. The bottle neck slips out of Toner’s hand and rolls under the bottom rope. It is passed en route by Randy Ramon, who rolls into the ring, holding his midsection. Ramon lines up Chris Peacock as he picks himself up next to Toner in the ring… and RAMON GOES FOR THE REMIX - BUT PEACOCK DUCKS - AND RAMON JUST MANAGES TO PUMP THE BRAKES BEFORE HE STRIKES TONER!!! The champions look at each other with relief for a moment, and Ramon turns around… INTO A ONE SHOT KILL FROM ALYSTER BLACK!!! Recovering from the Equalizer on the outside of the ring, Black TURNS STRAIGHT INTO ANOTHER ONE OF TONER’S EQUALIZERS!!! Black drops to the mat next to Ramon and Toner stays on his knees with a smug grin, leaving him in prime position to receive A SECOND STRUT FROM PEACOCK TO TONER!!! Another big cheer goes up for Chris Peacock, who nods his head and brimmed with emotion, points to Randy Ramon on the floor and does a spinning motion with his finger to indicate what could be about to be in ‘Rockstar’s immediate future. Peacock lifts Ramon up from the mat and tucks his head down under Ramon’s arm and tries to charge him forwards for the ROLLER DISCO - BUT RAMON SHOVES HIM AWAY - REMIX!!!! Peacock gets drilled in the jaw by Ramon and falls backwards next to Alyster Black, whilst Randy Ramon collapses down out of exhaustion himself alongside his own partner. With all four men down on the mat, the crowd stands in unison and cheers loudly for all of them, regardless of which team they are representing. Despite the toll the match has taken on each man in this match, there is no desire to let anything up as all four almost together get up to their knees and then use their respective partner to pull themselves up to their feet. Both teams face one another and the disdain and hatred they harbour for the men opposite them is evident. It is therefore no surprise that the respite quickly ends and all four are once again begin brawling in the middle of the ring! Toner and Black pair off, as do Peacock and Ramon. Ramon seems to easily get the better of Peacock, and he forces Chris back towards the ropes and Clotheslines him over the top! Once Peacock lands on the floor impressively still on his feet, Ramon takes a deep breath and elevates himself up and down to the floor to wipe Peacock out with a Plancha! Chris takes a tumble and starts rolling up the ramp away from the ring, and Ramon follows him with an ominous walk. In the ring, Toner and Black continue to exchange heavy strikes; chops from Black and punches from Toner. Black switches up to some punches and forearms of his own and this proves too much for Toner to withstand and he backs into the corner. Despite this being Danny ‘Fucking’ Toner country, the crowd has no issue with Alyster Black setting up a Violence Party - and Toner is the guest of honour! The strikes barrage up and down Toner’s body, wearing him out and bringing further blood from the cut across his forehead. The only place where Toner can go is up in an attempt to get away from Alyster. He manages to turn his back to the masked man and he steps up onto the middle turnbuckle, but this is no bother from Black, who follows him. Both men stand on adjacent ropes in the corner but Black still continues to flail his fists in Toner’s direction to hit him as many times as humanly possible. Toner steps up onto the top rope and applies a headlock on Black, bringing him up there too. Alyster’s legs shake and this almost causes him to lose balance and inevitably bring Toner with him. He gets his hand over Toner’s shoulder… RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP FROM THE TOP ROPE INTO THE RING!!! It is a horrible landing for both Toner and Black, who are both down and unmoving in the middle of the ring after their great fall. Ramon has now followed Peacock up to the stage where the Sixx: A.M. set is. Peacock stumbles over a wire and falls onto his knees, and this makes it easy for Ramon to grab him around the neck and by the pocket of his trousers, and he launches Peacock straight into the drum set! Peacock smacks into the bass drum and knocks the cymbals down, creating a huge racket. Ramon looks at the electric guitar neatly placed on its stand and lifts it up. He plays a couple of quick riffs and then unplugs the guitar and holds it over his head. Randy waits for Peacock to crawl away from the drums and then smashes the guitar across his back!!! Groaning as he crawls away from Ramon, Peacock nears the edge of the stage where a steep drop exists down onto the sound equipment. Slowly, Chris pulls himself up and the fans have their hands over their mouths in worry as Ramon watches on intently, measuring him. Peacock stands up and sees Ramon coming towards him and Ramon looks for a REMIX - BUT PEACOCK GETS UNDERNEATH AND USES A DRUMSTICK TO LOW BLOW RAMON! With two hands on either end, Peacock thrusts the stick upwards inbetween Ramon’s legs, and Randy winces whilst cursing his former Ground Zero mentee. Peacock uses the drumstick to lift Ramon up… and he delivers a Teardrop Suplex onto the kick drum!! The integrity of the cylinder falters under Ramon’s weight and he arches his back upon landing whilst Peacock is left in relief after avoiding the Remix. This time it is Ramon that lingers near the edge after rolling away from the drumkit. Peacock eyes him as he slowly rises… Allen Price: “I’m getting a flashback to last year’s Anniversary Show; there it was Alyster Black that Chris had no choice but to condemn. He was conflicted, not wanting to do what had to be done. Trust me, there is no chance that he is in two minds about this…” Chris Peacock takes a deep breath and meets eyes with Randy Ramon. He coughs and then shouts across at him, “I have to do this… but I’m not fuckin’ sorry!” and PEACOCK RUSHES FORWARD TO TACKLE RAMON… AND THEY BOTH LAND ON THE SOUND EQUIPMENT!! Tables break, and sparks fly with smoke billowing from the landing zone. Neither Peacock or Ramon are visible and the crowd are going ballistic. Jean-Luc Watkins: “Chris Peacock has sacrificed himself for what surely must be the remainder of the match but importantly - he’s taken Randy Ramon with him! It’s all down to Alyster Black and Danny Toner!” In the ring, Alyster Black is on his knees with his hands on his head as he bore witness to Peacock’s gambit. He shakes his head and curses, annoyed that Peacock would have such a lack of regard for himself, but then turns his mind back to the task at hand. As Jean-Luc Watkins stated, it is just Danny Toner between him and the championships. Christian Quinn: “The seriousness of the situation has dawned on Alyster Black now, I think. You want to talk about callbacks, Price? Lights Out 2022. The night that Alyster Black would describe as the worst of his career. He couldn’t get it done against Toner then and there’s no chance he’ll do it again here. This man is going to fold and it is going to be truly glorious viewing.” Black stands up and positions himself in the corner and he waits for Toner to rise up from the mat, still down from the awful landing on the back of his neck coming from the top turnbuckle. With Toner nearing his feet, Black takes a deep breath and steps forward, but he spins on the spot and throws one of his arms up in the air… Alyster Black is DANCING in the middle of the main event of Back in Business! Jean-Luc Watkins: “That’s… that’s dancing Alyster Black…” Konchu Hao: “The ultimate tribute to his tag team partner!” Shuffling towards Toner as the latter rises, Black then picks up the pace and goes for a ONE SHOT KILL - BUT TONER CATCHES HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! Toner then keeps Black’s legs in place after dropping him and steps through… INTO THE CLINCHER!!! Toner’s submission is locked in and the bloody Toner cranks back as far as he can in the hold, causing as much discomfort for Black as humanly possible. Black reaches forward, loudly groaning and screaming, towards the bottom rope. Christian Quinn: “Reach for that rope all you want, Aly. This is Warehouse, that isn’t going to help you here. There’s no choice but to just give up now!” Black breathes heavily, trying to navigate a way out of the hold but Toner has it as expertly applied as he can muster in his beaten down state. The fans are torn; pleased that Toner is homing in on the victory but others devastated that FTN will not be able to bring it home. Then there are of course those that do not want this match to end just yet which outnumber both other sections. Getting closer to the ropes does not do anything to help Black’s situation. His hand starts to become limp, only his fingers move gingerly as the life slowly begins to fade from his body which becomes limp. Allen Price: “Come on, Alyster. Come on.” Jean-Luc Watkins: “It isn’t looking good, Price. We didn’t touch on it earlier but from my understanding of Warehouse Rules, a knockout would also act as a decision for this match. If Alyster Black is out, then this match is over and the champions have retained.” Larry Stevens drops to a knee next to Black and grabs his arm, but is taken aback when Black grasps his collar tightly and uses him as a means to advance forward. The referee is unable to break his grip and Black advances to the ropes and wraps his arm around the bottom one. It does not enforce a break of the submission, but as Black shuffles his body into the ropes, it becomes untenable for Toner to keep the Clincher locked in. Toner steps away with his hands on his hips and a scowl on his face. He turns to face Alyster Black and just like almost two years ago he stands over Alyster Black as a champion looking down at a challenger. The fans in support of him chant their lungs dry for Toner. “DANNY! DANNY! DANNY FUCKIN’ TONER!” As he did twenty-two months ago, the beaten down and defeated Alyster Black looks up at Toner and raises both of his hands and gives Toner another iconic double-bird. The rage builds inside Toner and he charges forwards… EQUALIZER TO BLACK!!! Black’s limp body is dragged away from the ropes by Toner, who hooks the leg with a satisfied look on his face. Christian Quinn: “Just like Lights Out. Beat for beat.” Stevens counts; … ONE! … Christian Quinn: “Never.” … TWO!! … Christian Quinn: “In.” … THREE!!? … Christian Quinn: “Doubt.” … NOOOOOOOO!!! ALYSTER BLACK KICKS OUT! BLACK KICKS OUT!!! Allen Price: “YES!” Christian Quinn: “...” Danny Toner literally shakes in disbelief as he meekly holds three fingers up at the referee who confirms to him that Black did kick out in time. As for ‘Black Jesus’, he still lays still on the mat looking upwards and breathing heavily. Jean-Luc Watkins: “It was not another Lights Out moment for Alyster Black, yet. You have to believe that there is really not much left for him to take. Another Equalizer, and then it is surely going to be game over. It has to be.” Konchu Hao: “The spirit is strong in this one, Jean-Luc. I do not think that we should be willing to rule anything out or confirm anything as given just yet.” Loudly swearing, Toner punches the mat several times and then himself in the face with both of his fists in an attempt to rouse himself and bring himself back into the moment. The adrenaline begins to surge inside of him and he stands up, not willing but instead DEMANDING that Black rises one more time so he can hit another Equalizer - which would be the fourth that Black has been on the end of during the course of the match which has raced well past the half an hour mark. Black sits up and gets to his knees. He’s ready to accept his fate. In keeping with his nickname, ‘Black Jesus’ extends his arms out and looks up to the heavens. A loud cheer reverberates around Madison Square Garden as Black awaits the inevitable, but it is not for him or Toner the fans are reacting. Somehow, some way, Chris Peacock has his arms clasped around Danny Toner’s ankle and is preventing him from advancing towards Alyster Black. Jean-Luc Watkins: “How… how is Peacock still alive?!” Christian Quinn: “Like that turd that just won’t flush no matter how hard you try, I fear that this son of a bitch is going to keep coming back time after time.” Danny tries to free his foot but Peacock shakes his head and Toner’s eyes widen as he realises where he is… and Alyster Black charges in and starts punching him in the head. This allows Peacock to gingerly roll into the ring and together FTN pummel Toner in the corner and then send him on his way towards the middle of the ring. Alyster follows him and lifts him up onto his shoulders with Peacock in waiting… AND FTN HIT THE LOAD BLOWER ON DANNY TONER!!! Peacock stacks Toner up and closes his eyes in hope as Stevens counts; … … ONE! … … TWO!! … … THREE-NO!!!! TONER BURSTS OUT OF THE PIN!!! Christian Quinn: “YES!” FTN share a nod. They’re clearly disappointed that the match is not yet over, but there is a new problem in that Randy Ramon has also crawled from the wreckage. He has vengeance in his eyes and he claws his way towards them from next to the ramp. Jean-Luc Watkins: “I wonder if there is anything that will put any of these four down for good. FTN are about to lose their numerical advantage once Ramon is back in the fray…” Konchu Hao: “It’s now or never…” Toner gets to his knees and sees that his partner is too far away and too hurt to help him and he sees both Peacock and Black standing over him. Breathing heavily and looking out at the fans still chanting his name, he smiles as he slowly stands up straight, ready to take whatever is coming his way next. FTN hit opposite ropes either side of Toner and FTN HIT TONER WITH THE GANG STARS DOUBLE TAP!!! Peacock’s One Hit Kill knee sandwiches Toner along with Black’s One Shot Kill and Toner crumples to the mat. Allen Price: “Please…” The challengers eye Ramon now bounding towards the ring and Peacock stands guard, staring Ramon dead in the eyes as Black hooks both legs; … ONE! … Ramon gets closer to the ring apron and Peacock is hunched down, blocking any point of entry… … “Hey Randy,” … TWO!! … “I forgive you.” … THREE!!!! |
RESULT: FTN wins via pin fall at 38:53. |
Madison Square Garden erupts as Larry Stevens’ hand hits the mat for the third time. Randy Ramon bows his head to break off the eye contact with Peacock, who instantly allows the emotions to hit him and he drops to his knees with his face in his hands. Alyster Black grabs him from behind and hugs him as confetti begins to rain down from the rafters above them.
Kurt Harrington: “Here are your winners… AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… ALYSTER BLACK AND CHRIS PEACOCK… FTN!!!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Almost forty minutes of chaos culminates in us crowning new FWA World Tag Team Champions, with FTN ascending to the top of the tag team division for the second time. Alyster Black remains undefeated at Back in Business and Chris Peacock makes it consecutive victories in the main event-”
Allen Price: “Oh who gives a shit about the accolades, Jean-Luc?! FTN have overcome their demons; Ramon and Toner hung over them like bad omens for years! Now those demons have been exercised and those omens are gone. Chris Peacock is a champion again, alongside his brother in spirit and that will be dedicated to Drew. Drew, you crazy bastard, you were looking down on us tonight. That one was for you.”
Konchu Hao: “A moment brimmed with so much emotion it would even make the most devious of beings such as myself shed a tear were I able to. A brotherhood of choice, forged by love grown in the heat of battle. There is no stronger bond.”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Christian… anything you want to say here?”
A clunking sound is heard as Christian Quinn tosses his headset to one side and in the background of the FTN celebrations he can be seen rising from his seat to Allen Price’s great amusement.
Allen Price: “Who's the dickface now, huh?”
Randy Ramon walks up the ramp, holding his ribs with a frustrated look on his face. ‘Rockstar’ mutters something under his breath which could suggest that whilst Peacock decreed their business complete, it may not actually be over as far as he is concerned. Despite his disappointment, he lifts an arm into the air and receives a gracious cheer from the New York crowd before he turns away and disappears into the back.
Peacock and Black stand up, and Chris looks up to the heavens and nods his head with tears in his eyes. Larry Stevens enters the ring with the championships in his hands and FTN stand together with their arms around each other ready to accept them… but Stevens is spun around by Danny Toner!
The fans are confused as Toner snatches the belts out of the referee’s hands and shoves Stevens out of the way. FTN step forward, ready to fight him once again but the exhausted and beaten down Toner shakes his head… before presenting FTN the championships himself.
Allen Price: “Dammit, that’s the Danny Toner I know. After two years of playing the fool and trying his hardest to be the big bad wolf… that’s the real him. A man who knows when he’s been beaten and will show the right respect to the winners. A class act.”
Black reluctantly nods his head in Toner’s direction and then Danny speaks to Peacock and points up to the sky and can be heard saying, “He’s gonna be so fuckin’ proud of you. I’m so sorry for your loss, man.” Then for the first time in a long time, Chris Peacock and Danny Toner embrace to a HUGE cheer from their fellow New Yorkers. Toner then pats Peacock on the shoulder and leaves the ring, collapsing into a seated position on the ramp.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “I think as far as these fans are concerned, this match could not have ended in a better way. Their two heroes, hated most elsewhere in the country but can do no wrong in their eyes, have reconciled.”
Peacock and Black hug once more as Peacock’s music plays in MSG with the crowd singing along. The two are then joined in the ring by young Max, who Chris holds tightly to his chest and kisses on the top of his head. The Diamond Dogs have also appeared at ringside and they help Allen Price up from the announce position and into the ring. There is a group hug for the Peacock branch of the FTN Family and then Max lifts both Peacock and Black’s arms one more time to another big cheer.
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Konchu, it’s been a pleasure.”
Konchu Hao: “Indeed! KEHAHAHAHAA!”
Jean-Luc Watkins: “Tonight will be a night of celebrations for the FTN Family, but will there be more for them to rejoice over tomorrow night? Can Krash do what Chris Peacock and Alyster Black have managed and as Price surprisingly eloquently put it… exercise his demons? Or will Jeremy Best continue to cast his friendly shadow over the FWA? Find out tomorrow night… Night Two.”
The first night of Back in Business XVIII ends with the new FWA World Tag Team Champions hugging in the middle of the ring as a content, almost proud Danny Toner watches on from ringside.